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bronies explained

im not a brony or anything i just want to get the word out
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#724 - bronyhaterforlife (03/16/2012) [-]
ahahahaha! i laughed hard at the last one!
that little faggot should stop writing and just suck cock!
AHAHAHA! what faggot :D
#728 to #724 - anonymous (03/26/2012) [-]
i feel sad for you.....
#720 - anonymous (02/17/2012) [-]
#705 - lunasmidnight (02/15/2012) [-]
The more you fight it, the more it grows. I only ever watched MLP:FIM because of all the hateraid I'd see on sights like FJ and 4CHAN. Haters actually MADE me a brony. Your raw, blind hatred made me try something, I'd have otherwise avoided and had no real opinion on. In a way, I'm Indebted to haters.   
   
And another thing, if our content ends up on the front page, that's cuz it's freaking hillarious, and you should just join in the laugh, ponies or no. Life's too much fun to be pissy all the time, lol.   
   
FYI: This is my first post as a fully outted Brony.
The more you fight it, the more it grows. I only ever watched MLP:FIM because of all the hateraid I'd see on sights like FJ and 4CHAN. Haters actually MADE me a brony. Your raw, blind hatred made me try something, I'd have otherwise avoided and had no real opinion on. In a way, I'm Indebted to haters.

And another thing, if our content ends up on the front page, that's cuz it's freaking hillarious, and you should just join in the laugh, ponies or no. Life's too much fun to be pissy all the time, lol.

FYI: This is my first post as a fully outted Brony.
#659 - vashtehstampede (02/15/2012) [-]
Too many shitstorms in the comments that'd i like to read, but wont
Too many shitstorms in the comments that'd i like to read, but wont
User avatar #647 - newcster (02/14/2012) [-]
I read a news article about this about 2 months ago, great shit, I think it's fucking awesome a bunch of grown men can like a kid's show. I am not a brony, and I don't hate fabulous fillies either. Like I said 1 sentence ago, it's fucking awesome grown men like this show. If you change your profile pic to a pony because you like it, awesome! If you change your steam name or make accounts on websites based on pony names, good for you! BUT, if you think it is okay to come to FJ, 4chan, TF2, Gmod, and various other internet places (these are just a few I frequent), then you have a problem. I know for a fact there are plenty of websites and forums dedicated to just MPL, so why put it everywhere else? I really do not mind ponies at all and I do not think that any fabulous fillies are bad people but they all need to keep their ponies to themselves. If you must have a few ponies on the internet places that you visit most, then a few occasional ponies are okay, but everything is getting overrun with them and I am getting bothered, so are the many people of internet.
I think I need to make a post about this.
User avatar #721 to #647 - epicpinkiepie (02/19/2012) [-]
Well. . .You ARE in ponytime So I think you'll find more ponies that you expected ._.
User avatar #723 to #721 - newcster (02/24/2012) [-]
How many times do I have to explain this to you kiddies, I was not searching through the ponytime channel, I was going through top uploads and saw this shit.
User avatar #649 to #647 - mlpmeh (02/14/2012) [-]
that is why we have our own thread on FJ. to keep us from posting so much on the front page and stuff. Imagine if we didnt have a pony thread?
User avatar #652 to #649 - newcster (02/14/2012) [-]
Key fact: no matter what channel you post something on, if it gets enough toenail clippings it ends up near the top content. Also, it isn't just FJ, 4chan is too. The thing that bothers me the most of all, is when people come on to MY TF2 server that I own, and tell me that I should get the same map they have on the pony servers. Or, maybe when I want to chill in the Gmod theater server and both main theaters have pony videos playing and nobody will vote them down because they are all fabulous fillies. (BUT THERE IS NO MLP GMOD THEATER SO WHAT DO THEY DO IF THEY WANT PONIES?? well on that server they have private rooms you can rent to watch certain categories of videos, or movies, and there is always a pony room, yet they still spam the theater.) In the end they need to keep their ponies on their own websites and in their own game servers. That's all I am trying to say.
User avatar #654 to #652 - mlpmeh (02/14/2012) [-]
you cant stop stuff on the front page.
TF2 problem? tell them to go to the pony servers if they are so great then. tell them you wont change for them.
User avatar #658 to #654 - newcster (02/15/2012) [-]
Since when can you stop stuff on the front page? All I see is a few posts begging that good feeling when you poop to put in a channel filter and no channel filter available. As for the TF2 problem, even if I tell them to go back to their pony server, I am still offended, because they basically put down the map that I made on my own for my server, telling me that the pony one is better, and I should change the way I run my server just because they (one person) likes MLP.
User avatar #661 to #658 - wolverinebamf (02/15/2012) [-]
well that one person is a fa­g
#643 - Raihs (02/14/2012) [-]
Thanks for helping people understand OP.
User avatar #642 - Awkbawk (02/14/2012) [-]
I'm not a brony nor have I ever seen MLP.
A lot of brony's have the same personality that I do. But I'm a college student who can't afford cable, so I guess i'll never know if I would like mlp =/
User avatar #645 to #642 - thechosentroll (02/14/2012) [-]
You could always just watch it in youtube. They have all the episodes. Judging by the fact that you're posting this comment I assume you have a computer and an internet connection.
User avatar #653 to #645 - Awkbawk (02/14/2012) [-]
Nope. Sent this from my microwave.
#655 to #653 - thechosentroll (02/14/2012) [-]
Awwwwwww! My microwave can only send e-mails.
#637 - mlpmeh (02/14/2012) [-]
You think you are in control but actually i am.
You think you are in control but actually i am.
#635 - thechosentroll (02/14/2012) [-]
I love these shitstorms.
#634 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
TL DR, JUST TOENAILED DOWN AND MOVED ALONG
User avatar #719 to #634 - pinkmist (02/16/2012) [-]
dont say toenail you dumbshit its just a filter
User avatar #660 to #634 - wolverinebamf (02/15/2012) [-]
can't tell if you do or don't like it.
#631 - imsojelly (02/14/2012) [-]
I've seen more posts on the front page about ponies being on the front page than I have seen ponies on the front page.
#629 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
hahahaha
Lamar Smiths
User avatar #633 to #629 - derpalots (02/14/2012) [-]
0/10
#628 - thatkidwiththeface (02/14/2012) [-]
I don't like MLP, but I'm not a hater. I find the fabulous fillies that have to make everything pony related just as annoying as the obnoxious haters. Haters overreact though, this site is nowhere near 50% ponies as some claim
User avatar #646 to #628 - thechosentroll (02/14/2012) [-]
Logic and tolerance in a pony shitstorm? BLASPHEMY!
User avatar #623 - broniesftw (02/14/2012) [-]
Thank you very much for being a considerate person, OP.
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#615 - mlpmeh (02/14/2012) [-]
OH god this actually made me cry!    
Good jobOH PEE
OH god this actually made me cry!
Good jobOH PEE
User avatar #610 - joekooldash (02/14/2012) [-]
exactly. prepare to have the shit loved and tolerated out of you.
#609 - bithcwits (02/14/2012) [-]
Let me tell you why I find fabulous fillies annoying.

It isn't the fact that they watch a show written for 5 year old girls, because sometimes things written for children can be hilarious, and so what if it's for girls?
It isn't the fact that some of them won't shut up. Ok, it is a bit annoying to find them all over front page, but that is why the skip button was invented, and who am I to makejudgement on what other people find funny?
It isn't even the fact that many of them fail to live up to their ideology of "love and tolerate everyone."

It is the fact that they are so damned self conscious about it. The thing that makes them annoying is the manner in which they seem to find the very fact that they are a brony so damned fascinating - "Hey, I'm a brony, lol, how funny is it that I like a kid's show, haha, isn't it cool, lol, I watch it instead of porn haha look everyone ponies, look how ironic I am about liking ponies, omg it's so cool that I like My Little Pony." The show seems to be lost in the act of liking it, and it is so infuriatingly self referential.

It ends up seeming to be the single, defining characteristic of their personalities, and one which they seem endlessly compelled to state, assert and legitimate. "Look, I'm a brony, and".... "I'm a brony, but"..... "Look, it's a really good show." It is of an ilk with really flaming gays who spend so much of their time creating their persona as a GAY PERSON that they seem to forget to be people.



Rant over. Like what you like. Fair enough if you like MLP, and keep posting these if you want to. I don't hate you, but perhaps this'll provide rather more constructive advice for why people find fabulous fillies annoying than simple STFU Lamar Smith CLOP IN HELL PONYLamar Smith FUCKING PONIES.


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User avatar #648 to #632 - bithcwits (02/14/2012) [-]
> When did I call you all gay?
>The porn point was poorly phrased, I meant it in the terms in which it is so often couched on this site, those of "Well, I don't mind if my parents see my porn, but I'll be damned if they see me watching MLP!"
> The intent of the argument was not the fact that you are rubbing it in people's faces, but that the manner in which the liking is so often expressed is irritating.
> The whole damned point of "Love and Tolerate," as I, an outsider sees it, is to man up and deal with the haters. What's the point in stating "Love and Tolerate" incessantly if everyone does it anyway?
>Perhaps this view of you is propagated by a minority within your group who you do not keep under sufficient control. In which case I sympathise with the majority of you who receive a bad press as a result of this minority.
User avatar #657 to #648 - erttyisabrony (02/15/2012) [-]
yah, i guess your right, i did make a terrible point. I'm just going to leave it at this, i do the opposite of what you said fabulous fillies usually do.
#625 to #609 - leduck (02/14/2012) [-]
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#619 to #609 - ballsacknumerodos (02/14/2012) [-]
Would you hate a brony who doesn't do these things?
User avatar #630 to #619 - bithcwits (02/14/2012) [-]
I don't hate fabulous fillies, and I wouldn't, it's just a general vibe that I get off so many of the pony posts. I do occasionally laugh at them, when they're actually jokes.
User avatar #618 to #609 - wolverinebamf (02/14/2012) [-]
I know what you are saying, and the people you are talking about aren't the most liked people in the brony community either.

sadly they are the most outspoken.

also don't worry about red toenail clippings, most of us are ok when someone doesn't like us or the show if they have an actual reason for it, or at least have a better argument then "lol ponies are bad and you should feel bad". I apologize for all of the bandwagon bron­ies who only watch the show to be unique. I hate them to.
User avatar #638 to #618 - bithcwits (02/14/2012) [-]
The tragedy of the silent majority. Feels bad man.

To be honest, the haters are even more annoying simply through their unfailing inability to construct an argument and penchant for bellowing abuse instead of expressing a genuine opinion.

Enjoy your show and evening. Symbolic brohoof.
User avatar #624 to #618 - wolverinebamf (02/14/2012) [-]
I also don't like the "love and tolerate" thing, I don't love haters. I will tolerate them but I don't love them.
User avatar #616 to #609 - mlpmeh (02/14/2012) [-]
I have never met one of those people and i know an ass ton of fabulous fillies.
#603 - hemeroids (02/14/2012) [-]
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#602 - holyshizzle (02/14/2012) [-]
Be 18.   
Be male.    
Be considered extremely heterosexual and sexist.   
Lift weights.   
Be 6'2'' and weigh 200 lbs.   
Watch MLP once to see what people are obsessing over.   
Agree with everything in post.   
See Fluttershy   
Never look back.
Be 18.
Be male.
Be considered extremely heterosexual and sexist.
Lift weights.
Be 6'2'' and weigh 200 lbs.
Watch MLP once to see what people are obsessing over.
Agree with everything in post.
See Fluttershy
Never look back.
User avatar #644 to #602 - thechosentroll (02/14/2012) [-]
Here's a tip. Don't tell people what you like. They'll probably try to ruin it for you. For example I could have given you a link to shed.mov - like this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH-... , but I didn't.
User avatar #607 to #602 - thechosentroll (02/14/2012) [-]
Few are immune to cuteness.
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