this is a really long thread

Shh, it helps distract the fact that you were trying to kill me earlier.

oh ya TO WAR!!!

CAn'T A GUY GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET AROUND HERE!?

this thread will be mine

This thread is mine, get out of here Stalker.

i'm going to kill you with logic

I'll kill you with my Pinkie army.

you forget i still have the elements of chaos

You forget that if you use that, then I reactivate the bomb, and there will be no disarming it.

it exploded in your base and you got toast from it

>implying I have only one

I always have Quarkium stashed around the base for a Quarkium emergency.

than this thread is mine

But what I didn't tell you, I didn't disarm that bomb...I put it on a timer.

and 3...2...1...Goodbye.

no you did plus i have the chaos elements hidden some where safe but the element of harmony are fake

Then what did I set that bomb to do...*fwump, red portal back to the Facility* SUDDENLY-*toast, toast everywhere* OH GOD IT'S IN MY EYES!

i can make it vanish if you want

One moment, getting rid of excess particles *splits the atoms of one of the pieces of toast* once I release this hold, there will be fire, I'd suggest you get out of here Stalker.

i'm on the moon

Good, no collateral damage, toast removed, excess radiation detected, HazMat teams deployed.

...now how the hell did all of this toast get here...

oh you wanted toast

no you get muffins

...but I already got muffins....

you need more

nou.

can't hurt me but i can hurt you

Not if I absorbed the powers of 073.

Come at me, I'll even leave my hands behind my back.

guess what i'm

Then you will simply stab yourself in the back.

Keep 'em comin', your knife wounds tickle.

this isn't over

Who said it was?

pic unrelated.

you let your guard down prepare to die

*mounts bayonet* FOR LESS EXPENSIVE AMMO!!! *charges*

and the battle begins

and it ends with me tripping and falling out the window. Down 20 stories, and accidentally impaling a guard at the base of the neck with the bayonet. Whoops.

i am the winner

I still live, so I'd call it a tie.

and its a tie

I forgot where the hell we were fighting at

i forget what we are fighting about went to a bomb to a party and then a sword fight thread

We were at my facility...which is underground....wait, then how did I fall 20 stories and kill a guard?

I blame portals

.gif unrelated, yet so related.

I placed some moonstone at the bottom of an elevator shaft for quick exfil, but I didn't expect the other side to put me in Canterlot...fuck I need to get out of here...

his name is Cable

Hmm....SCP-217, I win.

one does not simply kill Cable

Nope, I wasn't finished yet.

Then I will slap him with a Tothbrush, also known as SCP-063.

you can't hurt him has a energy field around his body and has telepathy

SCP-143, Telepathy eliminated

and how strong, exactly, is this energy field?

you can't break it

Are you sure?

Because this Gauss Rifle disagrees with you. It can accelerate 10g Depleted Uranium w/ Tungsten NanoCarbide reinforcement and a nanogram of Quarkium at its core at .6c, and I can throw these downrange at 900 RPM.

The impact of a single round is akin to that of a 16" gun that they mount on BATTLESHIPS.

Let him come, I am ready.

he is uber strong nothing can kill unless he body slides by two and then you have a 7 second window but he never really uses it

Fine, if you can has substitute, so can I.

MEET...682!

yes you may

Well, while those two are occupied...*pulls out a gladius* shall we dance?

...did this fight thread just de-evolve into a dance thread?

yes it did

....I am okay with this, but I will get that swordfight I wanted later...

have at the

COME AT ME, ALICORN WRETCH!

let it begin

Hmm...seems there is no way for my gladius to cut through that armor...give me a sec...HERE IT IS! *mounts bayonet* AAAAAAH MOTHERLAND!!

Nightmare is a spy?

yes she is

Time to go back to my facility!

i'll be right behind you

Then I will unleash SCP-076-2

May Longcat help your sorry soul then.

and if Able is stopped (which I severely doubt), 682 will be unleashed, and I will get my Gauss Rifle. I'm not sure you and the Rifle have been acquainted.

let me show you my elements of chaos

Let me show you the song of my people my little Quarkium Bomb.

Equestria will be destroyed in the process, but that's just collateral damage, nothing of value will be lost to the Foundation.

not if they have anything to say about it

Any breach of the containment field around the Pure Quarkium inside the bomb will kill us all, remember that.

But it doesn't have to come to that, put down the Element of Chaos, and I will defuse the bomb. If you do not comply in the next 10 seconds, the bomb WILL detonate, I will die, so will you and everything in a 1 AU radius.

Put it down, and we shall fight reasonably. Like proper people.

the elements of chaos are back to there normal state now disarm the bomb

Bomb disarmed, Chaos Controlled.

Now all I need is a blood sample, c'mere.

i don't think so i may not be able to kill you but i know someone who can

I'm waiting....

this man