Okay you got me i'm bluffing... please don't kill me

Looks like I am going to need some backup...

Where is that friendship cannon???

i think i just crashed leaving a giant crater if front of me....

Direct hit?

i just said it left a crater in front of me it didn't even touch me

heh.. well... thats.. unfortunate.. I mean ohh good you're not hurt i'd hate for my favorite princess to get hurt... You know i could make you a fabulous dress to go with your mane, do you like purple? i think purple would be a nice color to wear while not torturing me... eheh...

aw but that was the fun... oh well
and no i don't really like what you make

You don't like my dresses?

no not at all

But.. But... Everypony loves my dresses

everypony but one

Why not? What could i do to make them more your style?

IDEA!! I will just have to start using more metal, you seem to enjoy plate mail... Maybe i can accomodate the royal guard. Rarity you've done it again!

oh you are so smart..

Yes yes thats fine.. Would you excuse me i have work to do now. I'm "in the zone".

well okay..

Thank you darling. This is gonna be wonderful!

damn it luna...

Dude this has been a fun conversation, but it's kept me from my homework for too long :3

I wish you a good day and offer you a brohoof

Who are you again?

im doctor J.S. steinman

and we have a common goal, you and I

...

What?

our goal is to remove the hideous existents that is ugliness

you work through the clothes you make to bring forth beauty

i work with a scalpel to rearrange them to a new appearance, an appearance of beauty

Uhm yes of course i see we will get along fine..

*Cough* Someone call Celestia*Cough*Help*Cough*

it was not long ago that i found my true muse. sure Aphrodite had shown me what to do but i needed something alive to inspire me.

she is the ultimate existence of beauty. she is a thousand beautiful forms at once, able to change at will.

Chrysalis, my beautiful queen. I am at her service and she has given me a mission.

to find beauty and let it join us in our beautiful existence. and you my dear, are perfect.

you must be new here

I'm just teasing. Everyone in Ponyville has heard of the Darkbolts

bitch they are the shadowbolts

Right right i'm sorry i don't keep up with the flyers from Everfree Forest.

I am suprised to see you i thought Rainbow made you up. Did you really want her as a captain?

just to stop her it is my only reason

So you made her a job offer to keep her from helping Twilight...

What would you have done if she said yes? I'm just asking because Rainbow is not someone i would want in charge of my flyers squad, i mean shes a good flyer and all but still...

she would be the captain and she can do what see wants

she

Really? Whew good thing you dodged that bolt

or i would just send her to a place that she couldn't get out of it is not that hard

Thats.. kinda harsh...

and i'm i supposed to care about another pony?

because if i'm supposed to it will not happen

You really don't care about anypony at all?

I DON"T CARE FOR ANYTHING GET THAT IN YOUR HEAD!!!

I DON"T NEED ANYPONIES LOVE JUST PAIN AND MISERY THAT ALL I NEED TO SEE FROM THEM!!!!!

Oooookay... Someone call the orbiting friendship cannon, we have a friendship emergency

that thing will not be able to find me

How fucked am i right now?

out of 1/10
10/10 so you are pretty much fucked

(For some reason i can't reply to your latest comment)

Well just because i can fight doesn't mean i won't look fabulous while doing it

then your going to have a tough time fighting me when i can go anywhere i wanted





(just replay to the top coment makes it easy and simple)

I've faced hordes of changelings and i've kicked a manticore in the face...

I'm not scared... At all...