Wrong is the new right. . ritzier, I bought you an new bed! why’ are ND YD” did. so wait... ...does that make the left the new up or down... ...i be confuciused Wrong is the new right ritzier I bought you an bed! why’ are ND YD” did so wait does that make left up or down i be confuciused
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - ponchovia
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so wait... ...does that make the left the new up or down... ...i be confuciused
so wait... ...does that make the left the new up or down... ...i be confuciused
#2 to #1 - dashgamer [OP]
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Dost thou even derpest?
#3 to #2 - ponchovia
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only when making my coworkers laugh
#4 to #3 - dashgamer [OP]
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I love making jokes. Just tonight one of the guys said "I'll order this and this at the restaurant and then I'll be straight," meaning his appetite would be sated, and I responded, "I'll order this and this, too, and I still won't be straight!"
Or "I would be a stand-up comedian, but I have knee problems."
#20 to #4 - xgrandmoffx
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That's some capricious humor you've got there.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ponchovia
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i had a joke planed out just after my bosses daughter showed up, she got there a minute before the ice cream delivery got there and i thought hey why not. so i snuck up behind her and in the best kid voice i could make i said 'mommy mommy' before i could continue she shrieks and brought her heel up with enough up ward force and kicked me in the balls. falling over from the pain i exclaimed 'I've been shot'
#6 to #5 - dashgamer [OP]
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That's a really strange reaction to the words "mommy, mommy!"
I wonder how many abortions she's had.
User avatar #9 to #6 - ponchovia
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and she hasn't had one she's in her last year of high school this year... ...i think... ...could be one of her other siblings
User avatar #7 to #6 - ponchovia
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i placed my hands on her shoulders and she's always been real jumpy for some strange reason, the statement was to be finished with 'the ice cream man is here, can i has freezie pop' but i didn't get that far
#8 to #7 - dashgamer [OP]
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You should have asked for a chilled, milky beverage instead.
Then her testicular assault would not have been so forceful, I reckon. ;P
#10 to #8 - ponchovia
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i had a few others but they would have more than likely gotten me fired if she took them the wrong way. that's a great idea
i had a few others but they would have more than likely gotten me fired if she took them the wrong way. that's a great idea
#11 to #10 - dashgamer [OP]
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I didn't even realize that my description of a milkshake could be misconstrued as a reference to semen.
User avatar #12 to #11 - ponchovia
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she's 17 and her mind is 50% in the gutter, just like every ready and willing teen out there
#13 to #12 - dashgamer [OP]
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Yeah, when I was a teen I wouldn't have understood the connotations of "milky beverage," so she's one of the lucky majority that aren't Forever Alone and reclusive.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ponchovia
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she's tried to lecture me about being a team player once, same one everyone will use 'there's no I in team', my retort was 'no but there is a me, eat, ate, tam, mat, met, meat' at the end of it she gave the same look her mother does. the one that screams 'okay smart ass shut up.'
#15 to #14 - dashgamer [OP]
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How old are you, man? And she's giving you lectures?   
Hey, unscrambling words is really fun, though! There's one method where you take a nine letter word, scramble it, and put the letters in a three by three box. Let's try!   
facetious   
f  t o   
sae   
u i c
How old are you, man? And she's giving you lectures?
Hey, unscrambling words is really fun, though! There's one method where you take a nine letter word, scramble it, and put the letters in a three by three box. Let's try!
facetious
f t o
sae
u i c
#21 to #15 - xgrandmoffx
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Introducing Apple's new iTofuCase.
#22 to #21 - dashgamer [OP]
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You're a genius.
You're a genius.
User avatar #17 to #15 - ponchovia
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well im going to call it a night you have fun
User avatar #16 to #15 - ponchovia
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im 24 i just let her have her way before i shoot her ego down, and as for word game like that the one you've suggested i've never been any good at them, but if i did try i could get.
facts
us
scout
site
tic
toe
foe
ace
ate
eat
use
i think that's all i see
User avatar #18 to #16 - dashgamer [OP]
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Feat, Seat, Toes, Cats, Safe, Fate, Face, Cuts
Out, Fat, Sac, Tea, Tic, Tac, Toe
Facetious
#19 - xgrandmoffx
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I'm not sure if I have this correct, so I'll ask. Is that supposed to be Derpy and Dinky?