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#6 - Maroon ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Because awkward virgins make the best soldiers.
Because awkward virgins make the best soldiers.
User avatar #122 to #6 - drastronomy (01/24/2013) [-]
ever heard of a stampede?

An army of zit-infestet fat neckbeards running at you seems intimidating

inb4 butthurt i am a brony too
#53 to #6 - whysodamnserious **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #75 to #53 - blewws (01/19/2013) [-]
Sure. Keep telling yourself that THAT'S why you're still a virgin.
User avatar #50 to #6 - maxismahname (01/19/2013) [-]
on the internet, yes.
#38 to #6 - rarityrarityrarity (01/19/2013) [-]
Its a joke, why do people on the internet take anything seriously?
#47 to #38 - anonymous (01/19/2013) [-]
You're a joke.

User avatar #31 to #6 - Kairyuka ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
Have you ever been to /k/? Thought so.
User avatar #29 to #6 - dragontamers (01/19/2013) [-]
Give an army enough people and they'll over run anything
#17 to #6 - toomuchmonster (01/19/2013) [-]
LMFAO!!! im not against bronies nor do i watch the show, but that sir was the funniest comment right there xD
LMFAO!!! im not against bronies nor do i watch the show, but that sir was the funniest comment right there xD
User avatar #12 to #6 - DoomGuy (01/19/2013) [-]
What if they channel all of their sexual frustration into combat? Most armies wouldn't stand a chance.
#10 to #6 - dashgamer (01/18/2013) [-]
As an awkward virgin and military vet, Yes, they do.
User avatar #16 to #10 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
Vet and virgin? This world needs to get its priorities straight.
#25 to #16 - toomuchmonster (01/19/2013) [-]
regardless whether the vet may be a virgin or not, we (referring to all my brothers-in-arms) have higher standards to live by, something you may never know about... we swore to protect this country so ************ like you may keep your freedom to speak whatever you want, but in the end you're somebody sitting there on their computer wasting time while others miss their families or are getting shot at... so unless you know what a vet goes through, i suggest you to shut the **** up
#59 to #25 - anonymous (01/19/2013) [-]
I know he didn't go through college unless he's an officer
User avatar #21 to #16 - dashgamer (01/19/2013) [-]
Sure, because sex has always been my number one priority. -sarcasm- Anybody can **** , but people act like it's an achievement.
#22 to #21 - anonymous (01/19/2013) [-]
anyone can ****
still a virgin
User avatar #23 to #22 - dashgamer (01/19/2013) [-]
If you guys think sex and sex alone is so important, it is you who need to reevaluate your values.
#24 to #23 - toomuchmonster (01/19/2013) [-]
your right, there are alot of whores in the military, but even so sex is not necessarily important, but it definitely relieves stress, makes you feel better, makes you relax, and the better you get, the more satisfied your partner becomes (obviously talking about a monogamous relationship) and even though you refuse to sleep with a whore, thats what they really are, just to be used for sex really... but even if you want to have your first time with someone special, in the military its going to be hard finding a virgin partner (trust me) and even if you do that dont mean she will sleep with you
#8 to #6 - sonicg (01/18/2013) [-]
Awkward virgins, maybe not. Punkass rednecks going into the military, most likely.
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