Wait a minute..

then laugh with me at the mistaken pronunciation... ...you know you want to

Where is that gif from?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jz7-SofPdk

I'm scared. I'm really, really scared. I thought it was some fan short, but I was so mistaken.
hold me

sorry, but i had to start charging while the market was good.

Just take my money!

sorry, we can only accept souls at this time.

Here you go!!
*Poof*
Why do I have red hair? Why is my face covered in spots? Why does the sun burn me!?

because you gave me your soul.
you could have also promised your undying allegiance and that would have worked as well with out the gingerfication.

So what now? We take over the world?

now we wait for others to join the force.

since when did the taking of souls turn people into gingers...what happened to the good old days, back when you lost your soul you generally turned into some form of the undead

the higher ups said we had to "update" the system. souls can now be acquired through death, pledging allegiance, or through "gingerfication." it may have something to do with the zombies trying to eat other people instead of hugging them, i dont know.

if suicide wasn't an immediate loss (or forfeit) of my life according to the laws of death, then i would go talk to the reaper him self and find out what this shit is about

well it isnt all bad, at least our armies dont fall apart from the slightest breeze anymore.

well that is one thing...but im still falling back on plan 'B' and using the necronomicon ex mortis, and if that fails then i'll just fall back on this guy, shit just seems to work for him