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>be me
>few weeks ago
>at dinner with dad
>he doesnt know i anally masturbate
>sister tells him
>his jimmies are rustled
>knows im gay and lost some respect i think
>fast forward to yesterday
>building walls in my basement (we're getting it finished)
>i hear some weird vibrations coming from his butt
>mfw it's the same vibrator that I use

father. i am proud.