This fucking guy........... holy alpha as .. If that guy can get a girlfriend, sure I can get one too!
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This fucking guy..........

holy ****
alpha as ****

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Submitted: 04/15/2013
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User avatar #45 - mysteriouswaiz (04/16/2013) [-]
how the **** does he have a girlfriend and i don't?!


i wanna call ******** just so it makes me feel better
User avatar #46 to #45 - millenia (04/16/2013) [-]
Maybe he's genuinely a nice guy. Looks aren't all.
User avatar #48 to #46 - mysteriouswaiz (04/16/2013) [-]
im quite a nice guy yet girls avoid me like the plague :(
#55 to #48 - ghio (04/17/2013) [-]
yet people seemed to hate this picture she drew me on here.
User avatar #54 to #48 - ghio (04/17/2013) [-]
Nerd girls man. They want the nice guy and are really quite hot and freaky. Not to mention loyal. Avoid the sluts! that's how I got mine, and shes making me a sweet rainbow dash wallet.
#53 to #48 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [-]
Maybe you're going for the wrong girls.
#44 - deathedblack (04/16/2013) [-]
I was going to skip on the second I saw a brony mention but decided to read on in case of funnys.

I didn't find funnys.

I found cutes. Genuinely pleased for this guy.
#42 - sinery (04/16/2013) [-]
Envy.
Envy.
User avatar #35 - OsamaBinLadenz (04/16/2013) [-]
He's a lucky man, to have someone who cares about him for who he is, and not giving a **** what anyone else thinks. I had a woman like that once, and she was one of those beautiful girls you never would think you had a chance with. She never even wore make-up, was the funny part. You wouldn't believe it, she looked like those girls that everybody in the school wants despite it. I've known her for 4 years, and knew her for 3 at the time. I didn't know she was interested in me at all during that time, so, as ironic as it sounds, I, being the guy, had HER in the friend-zone. I had, during the third, almost fourth year of knowing her, had fallen for her. She was raped before I got the chance to ask her... and that crushed me... the love of my life, was defiled by some prick with no compassion for the beautiful things in life other than a sexual pleasure... I was in love with her, so I asked her out anyway... she luckily didn't get any diseases or pregnancy from the prick. Funny, because I moved out of the district 2 years after meeting her, back to my old district... she was taller than me when I last saw her. We started dating after she said yes, and I felt like a prick asking her out when I did, because she wanted to kill herself... but I didn't want to lose her, and I knew she liked me when I did ask her, so I guess that helped. We started dating, and I made many promises to her, and they say promises are hard to keep, but I kept EVERY one of them, even today. I never lied to her, and she wanted to have sex, but we were too young, and I told her I wanted to wait, so we could preserve what we have, and not lose one another for doing it too early. She broke up with me in February of this year, started dating a Hollister wearing douche who cheated on and lied to her, and dumped her for not giving her self up. I wish I could've been good enough for her, so that wouldn't have happened. That's the summary of my story, anyway, guy in post must deserve her, I salute him.
#50 to #49 - OsamaBinLadenz (04/16/2013) [-]
That's kind of the point of tl;dr, isn't it? See comment #36.
#51 to #50 - prettyflyforaderp (04/16/2013) [-]
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didnt read that either
User avatar #37 to #35 - OsamaBinLadenz (04/16/2013) [-]
and an edit due to character limit; I'm now taller than her. Puberty, **** yeah.
User avatar #36 to #35 - OsamaBinLadenz (04/16/2013) [-]
tl;dr: depressing story nobody cares about, but I'm happy for the guy in the post, as he must be an amazing guy to deserve a woman who doesn't judge him for his interests, and loves him for who he is. That's true ******* love.
#33 - farn (04/16/2013) [-]
**farn rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at Fucking Nigge ** how his girl looks like
#32 - himyouknowwho (04/16/2013) [-]
i want that card for my birthday
i want that card for my birthday
User avatar #30 - senordick (04/16/2013) [-]
**senordick rolls 7,042** pounds = How much his girlfriend weighs....
#24 - miwauturu (04/16/2013) [-]
Neckbeard brony ****** probably wrote the card himself.
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#22 - sirbrentcoe ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
anyone can get a girl. confidence is key. and if this guy shared the fact that hes a brony with someone...well, he's gotta be pretty 						*******					 confident, that's all...
anyone can get a girl. confidence is key. and if this guy shared the fact that hes a brony with someone...well, he's gotta be pretty ******* confident, that's all...
#21 - agkelos (04/16/2013) [-]
GF is probably hideous.
User avatar #25 to #21 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (04/16/2013) [-]
Meh.. she isn't that bad looking.
User avatar #34 to #25 - murdac (04/16/2013) [-]
Your name makes me question your opinion
#23 to #21 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [-]
***** doesn't have a face
User avatar #20 - crackmaster (04/16/2013) [-]
>op is picture
>op wrote card
>op wants us to believe he has gf
>me likey bouncy
User avatar #43 to #20 - mondominiman (04/16/2013) [-]
>crackmaster is blind
>crackmaster only sees what he wants too

You can see his girlfriend in the first panel behind him but you can't accept the fact that a brony has a gf and you have no one.
User avatar #18 - wittypotato ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Well, I'm sure his hand did write it.
#17 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [-]
I notice how said girl isn't even in the picture. I bet that ****** bought himself the card and wrote that faggy message to himself.
User avatar #26 to #17 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (04/16/2013) [-]
You can see his girlfriend...
#16 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [-]
Probably wrote that himself. He looks like a total ****** .
u mad ******* ?
#14 - sparkofinsanity ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
But, how... WHAT THE 						****					 IS GOING ON!?!?!?!?!
But, how... WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON!?!?!?!?!
User avatar #12 - derangedberger ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Now imagine if he shaved, got contacts, and cut his hair.
#4 - brianpalmer (04/15/2013) [-]
Pretty cool card, I must say.
Pretty cool card, I must say.
#3 - anonymous (04/15/2013) [-]
You mean he bought and wrote a card out to himself? ****** .
#2 - marconde (04/15/2013) [-]
If that guy can get a girlfriend, sure I can get one too!
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#40 to #19 - oneeyedfreak (04/16/2013) [-]
It's not about the looks, friend
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User avatar #52 to #47 - oneeyedfreak (04/16/2013) [-]
Both. When you fall in love (and I mean actual love, not that retarded **** teenagers go through), you stop caring about looks. You stop caring about a lot of things. You just want to be with that person.
User avatar #28 to #19 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (04/16/2013) [-]
You can see the girlfriend, actually. Or at least i am assuming that the girl i see is his girlfriend.
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#13 to #2 - krobeles ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm sorry mate.   
Personality plays a major role, i hear.
I'm sorry mate.
Personality plays a major role, i hear.
User avatar #5 to #2 - malhaloc (04/15/2013) [-]
Just saying maybe its not from a GIRLfriend. Could be. Probably is. But maybe not.
User avatar #6 to #5 - marconde (04/15/2013) [-]
Dude, is the Internet, do you think someone would go there and lie?
User avatar #7 to #6 - malhaloc (04/15/2013) [-]
didn't say it was a lie. i merely insinuated that there is the possibility he's gay :D
User avatar #9 to #7 - redwine (04/15/2013) [-]
The card says "the sweetest boyfriend a GIRL could ask for", you silly sausage :)
User avatar #10 to #9 - malhaloc (04/15/2013) [-]
well now i feel like a jackass lol
User avatar #11 to #10 - redwine (04/15/2013) [-]
Oh no, I'm sorry. We can pretend I said nothing if you want :P
User avatar #8 to #7 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Possibly, based on his glasses. I'll give it a 50/50
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