If I recall, that .gif of yours is one of the few times Celestia ever attempted something of consequence, and she failed.

Only because you were aided by the strongest magic of all. Love. Fyt me irl agen.

TASTE THE POWER OF THE SUN!!!!

YOU WANNA GO FOR ROUND 2!?

Are you sure you don't want someone else to save the day for you like always?

Celestia: You had the power of love on your side! Love is a powerful thing. Now you don't have thoses powers anymore so lets have a fucking rematch right here right now! I'll have you know I'm trained in the mystic arts of Judo-Jistu Wu Fu Flying Beatle Fighting Style! I trained the whole Royal Gaurds by myself! I can breathe fire! I can do 23 push up! 3 days ago I slapped Luna's ass I know you and her had a "thing" in High-School you now jealous? I locked myself in a snow fortress in Staliongrad training to kick your fat pimpled ass! Come at me bro! What's the matter you ugly unwanted pregnancy failed abortion baby? Can't throw a punch? Your mother is so ugly people mistake her for your father! Come on hit me! Do you even lift? Fight me you walking Taco Bell restroom! Fight me!

yea, fyt me fggt!

aw hell no. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself you solar skank.

I'll have you know I raise the mother fucking sun every morning! I'm straight (and bi) outta Clopton! I have everything proof skin I'm fucking untouchable! I pwned Discord and stole his lunch money and crayons! I send my own sister to the moon and I'm not even sorry! I told Sombra that his name is a girls name and told him I had better in bed to his face! I told Pony Hitler to knock that shit off and he did! I gave birth 87 times! Human me has huge tits! I can talk to snakes! Etc.! Your a fucking worthless used tampon, Chrysalis!

You needed your sister and the Elements of Harmony to beat Discord and you needed the elements to banish your sister, both of which were only temporary. You needed your student to beat Nightmare Moon and Discord the second time. Shining Armour and Cadence thwarted me after I beat your sorry flank. You couldn't even stop Sombra the second time, you needed Spikes help, SPIKE. You have yet to do anything of use on your own except the one thing you exist for...

And your main looks stupid too.

Bitch, I'm flawless.

Luna: Honestly I'd now admit that Celestia pretty much did all the work with our battles with evil I was just a sidekick who did little so she gets the most credit and one of the reasons why I broke up with you is because you would not clean or cut your hair.

Wow, that confession of yours sure was convenient for covering Celestia's ass. Maybe if you could bring more then that weak shit you'd actually get some decent screentime.

I'm not faking that confession! Years ago I was a spoilded rotten princess. I was jealous of my sister cause it was always about her but unknown to me I didn't do anything to prove that I helped and I demanded to have equal share when I didn't deserve it. Now after I was freed from Nightmare Moon I been more mature and self aware of my actions and I have to work hard to be as well known and loved by my subjects as my sister. You were a terrible girl friend you shattered my heart. Now leave my descendant Cadence and her husband alone. You are never going to impress me to get back together. I know I seen your dreams of us. You can't help yourself that you let go of the only one who ever loved you. Now fight my sister you heartless cochroach!

>spoilded

lulz

If you insist.

*mane
dammit

Oh, you two are just adorable when you got at it, you know that?