Dont be Sad, Think of all the time this will give you! I mean, You get to eat more cake and stuff...

I do more than that!

Oh I know. I was getting to that. I know about you...I know about the whole "Molestia" and "Big Sexy" or Whatever you tend to call yourself, You Naughty little princess you.

I raise the sun, I can sleep with whoever I darn well please!

Dont get me wrong, Im not Judging you...Infact, Lets just say that I...Admire you in Many ways.

Rather charming for a guardian to tartarus, aren't you?

I believe that one must Always show respect to a lady. True, I do keep charge of the rather less favorable beings in our realm, But That does Not mean I cant show any respect. Especially to one who Raises and Lowers the very sun day after day...It must be Trying on a creature as Lovely as you.

You wouldn't believe it, and all the credit goes to my sister, or my pupil, Twilight Sparkle. I mean, she's saved the world, even from my sister, so she deserves some credit, but my baby sister? Balderdash, I say.

Oh, But they dont expect you to mind at all...They never once think about what would happen if You just left the sun up there for a Day or two. It never crosses their mind. Because What are you going to do? Just say "Screw it" and leave the sun up? No, Because you are better than that. They Praise your sister for they worry she could turn again. But your Subjects Are still loyal to you, many would Die for you in a heart beat.

I'd never leave it up for more than the hours I'm given, because If I leave it there for even a few minutes extra or a few minutes late, there'd be enough chaos to free Discord. Though, I'd like to see him take on Princess FIRE MANE

Its Night once again now, So why not take the time to Relax? How about we do something Fun? The Night is young, Theres a Beautiful pony Princess, and I can tell that Tonight will be Very fun...Dont you agree?

OOooooh, sounds divine.

A Little wine to drink, Maybe a little Dancing under the moonlight...But for the Rest of the night...Well...I will make sure to give proper praise to "The Royal Tush."

Oh yes, sounds heavenly, just what I need.

In that case, My Pretty Pony Princess Darling...Lets Rock The Royal Bed Chambers, Nay, All of Equestria to its Core!

After you!

The Next Morning.

That Was Fantastic...No Wonder the Royal Tush is Praised...What did you think?

More than 1000 years old, it's nice to at least be noticed in such a way

Oh dont you worry, my little Princess...It will last. After last night, It will last a Long time. I will return Tonight...But whenever you feel Lonely...Just call on me. I'll be there in a heartbeat. I cant Wait for our next Romantic Encounter, My dear Celestia. Ill bring more Wine, Flowers, Maybe a movie or two, and enough stamina to last us Two nights in a row. See you soon, beautiful.

My Dear, This is the start of something Beautiful

And it Does not have to end...We could Always have More Nights...or Days to spend together. Tartarus IS very close to Ponyville After all.

You never learn, do you?

And I'll be sure to cherish it as long as it lasts

I'll have to patch that hole in the ground, then... And make a tunnel feeding it to Canterlot.

YOU CANNOT SCREW CELESTIA
THAT IS RESERVED FOR MEMBERS OF HER OWN FAMILY

So does your Emperor have any say in the matter, Or is he just a lifeless husk on a chair?

This is pretty much the Emperor's own policy.

Like the lady said, She raises the Sun, She can choose whomever she wants

...
The Might of the Imperium spreads across the entire galaxy.
I think we're perfectly capable of preventing her from doing "Whatever she wants"

Dont you have an orc Invasion to worry about, rather than worrying about what the Princess is doing? No Chaos Gods?

When we discover a new alien race, we assess their threat level.
This one has many, many psykers.

Therefor, regardless of Xenos or Chaos invasions, I'm permitted to wipe you out with a good ol' fashioned Exterminatus.


Besides, I'm sure the other 500 Trillion humans can deal with that shit.

Alicorn/Daemon/Wut OC ponies, Molestia, and...A lack of veneration of the Emperor.
This thread is lost.


IN FEALTY TO THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND, I DECLARE EXTERMINATUS UPON THIS THREAD.
MAY IMPERIAL JUSTICE ACCOUNT IN ALL BALANCE.
HAVE A NICE DAY.