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Tank

The slowpoke of equestria
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#64 - epicpinkiepie (02/19/2012) [-]
RAINBOW DASH IS A SHE :O
RAINBOW DASH IS A SHE :O
User avatar #65 to #64 - zacyzacy (02/20/2012) [-]
its talking about tank. its just poor wording on my part.
#67 to #65 - epicpinkiepie (02/20/2012) [-]
Oh :P Thank you. Have this :3
#63 - daniboyi (02/19/2012) [-]
Of course not! He can't even reach to the scene before the episode it done.
#50 - ghostpiedutchfox (02/14/2012) [-]
someone please make this game
User avatar #57 to #50 - annogram (02/17/2012) [-]
there is a street fighter style mlp game in production now
User avatar #48 - lenewtroll (02/14/2012) [-]
Rainbow Dash I love this soup, what kind did you say it was again?
Turtle soup.

#66 to #48 - anonymous (02/20/2012) [-]
Tortoise!
User avatar #29 - teharmadillo (02/14/2012) [-]
Perhaps Pinky made turtle cupcakes
#35 to #29 - anthonystigs **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
or maybe he went into Fluttershy's shed
#40 to #35 - Mentoman ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
D:
User avatar #26 - hurricanekicknuts **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
In one of the episodes Rainbow Dash says "Only Pegasus ponies can walk an clouds."
Tank is a turtle. Not a pegasi. So Rainbow Can't take him home.
User avatar #34 to #26 - thepalmtoptiger (02/14/2012) [-]
It's cool, he has a propeller on his back!
User avatar #32 to #26 - aldheim (02/14/2012) [-]
While I agree with your thesis I just wanted to point out that Griffons can also walk on clouds, and it appears that several winged creatures can also, in 'may the best pet when' and 'cutie mark chronicles'
And, of course, Alicorns.
User avatar #44 to #32 - protomanrules ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
indeed. all of the winged pets trying out to be rainbow dashs landed on the clouds
#38 to #32 - Mentoman ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
Alicorns are still considered Pegasi, the same way someone with AB blood is considered fully A type and fully B type.

User avatar #42 to #38 - aldheim (02/14/2012) [-]
Dude it's a totes different race.
For one they're larger than any other species of pony, also there's the thing of being immortal, and it's impossible for any combination of normal pony genes to create an Alicorn.
User avatar #60 to #42 - tommyvercettijk (02/19/2012) [-]
Immortal? you ovisuly have never read Fallout: Equestria
User avatar #61 to #60 - aldheim (02/19/2012) [-]
I haven't read cupcakes either and Rainbow Dash is still alive.
User avatar #62 to #61 - tommyvercettijk (02/19/2012) [-]
Trust me, Read Fallout equestria. If you have ever played Fallout 3 it basicly fallows a similar plot line.
#45 to #42 - Mentoman ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
Yes its a different race, but that doesn't mean that they couldn't still have both Pegasi and Unicorn genes. Or could it be the other away around...


Why are we looking into this so much? I think that we should just enjoy the show, man.
#47 to #45 - aldheim (02/14/2012) [-]
Not over analyzing a show targeted at children?
You're joking, right?
I have a problem.
#23 - anonymous (02/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #22 - Nullifier (02/13/2012) [-]
Never sees...her...again...?
User avatar #24 to #22 - hurricanekicknuts **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
Yes. Tank Is never seen again.
User avatar #25 to #24 - Nullifier (02/14/2012) [-]
I was just saying that the post is from the perspective from tank and says "never sees him again," either involving a terrible POV change or mistaking RD's gender.
#39 to #25 - Mentoman ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
Probably just a bad POV change. But I really wish that they wouldn't just abandon characters like Pipsqueak and Tank.
User avatar #41 to #39 - Nullifier (02/14/2012) [-]
Same. I actually miss discord. I was hoping they'd just good-ify him so he could stick around on a mountain or something. i liked his sense of humor.
User avatar #46 to #41 - protomanrules ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
discord is saposed to make a second apearence...
#43 to #41 - Mentoman ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
I agree that it was a refreshing dose of CHAOS, not unlike Pinkie's. but his is too sinister for it to last. It would have gotten old after 3-4 episodes, whereas Pinkie's brand of CHAOS has lasted her a good season, without losing the flavor. Think of Discord like Fruit Stripes, and Pinkie like a never ending roll of Bubble-Tape.
User avatar #49 to #43 - Nullifier (02/14/2012) [-]
That analogy made more sense to me than anything has in a long time. Props to you.

On a semi-unrelated note, i think i have lost the ability to cry.
Recently read my little dashie, watched several disney movies, I am Legend, had the person who meant more to me than anything else in the world leave me and refuse all communication...and not a single tear
#58 to #49 - annogram (02/17/2012) [-]
same thing happened to me last week...girl i liked ditched me for a friend of mine. I tried to cry but it just didn't work :|
User avatar #55 to #49 - sketchE (02/14/2012) [-]
ive gotten the same way
#56 to #55 - Mentoman ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
You guys still have a while to go. Look up the following Fics.


The Last parade-By Zobeid

Nightfall at Sweet Apple Acres-By midnightshadow



Both are on FIMfiction.net, by the way.
#21 - maxeire (02/13/2012) [-]
Holy fuck! another ponytime post that hasn't left the comments looking like a shit storm aftermath! Good job guys!
User avatar #37 to #21 - zacyzacy (02/14/2012) [-]
not enough toenail clippings yet... hint hint (im op)
#19 - dzamie (02/13/2012) [-]
Bitch, please.
User avatar #17 - brobafett (02/13/2012) [-]
how nice of you to cut out the original site's watermark.
User avatar #18 to #17 - dzamie (02/13/2012) [-]
That's more work than most people do on their retoasts.
User avatar #15 - gizmobox (02/13/2012) [-]
fluttershys shyness rubbed off he likes to hover just out of the camera shot
#14 - anonymous (02/13/2012) [-]
They couldn't even put Tank in the end of Read It And Weep, when best pony is reading the books. DAMN IT, FAUST!
User avatar #13 - DaCrazyOne (02/13/2012) [-]
doesn't matter, Tank is still best pet.
User avatar #8 - thesystem (02/13/2012) [-]
HIM?
#6 - battlefieldlover (02/13/2012) [-]
I tried
#36 to #6 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #27 to #6 - Mattyowl (02/14/2012) [-]
Those MS paint skills are off the chart.
User avatar #7 to #6 - battlefieldlover (02/13/2012) [-]
And i guess he was always late to the scene...
#5 - anonymous (02/13/2012) [-]
Just watched that episode...first episode i ever watched in fact, and i must say this shit aint too bad

#4 - pieofdoomballz (02/13/2012) [-]
I miss tank
I miss tank
User avatar #51 to #4 - omgitztom (02/14/2012) [-]
My reaction when I see ponies crying
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLr...
#28 to #16 - Mattyowl (02/14/2012) [-]
HNNNNNNG-
HNNNNNNG-
#3 - gamerpwnage (02/13/2012) [-]
Did you really put "him"
User avatar #9 to #3 - aldheim (02/13/2012) [-]
Tank is a boy though.
I'm pretty sure....
#10 to #9 - ksihavoc (02/13/2012) [-]
the wiki says tank is male...unless people are misreading it and are thinking that it means that tank never sees Dashie again. in which case that would explain why everyone keeps questioning why it says 'him"
the wiki says tank is male...unless people are misreading it and are thinking that it means that tank never sees Dashie again. in which case that would explain why everyone keeps questioning why it says 'him"
User avatar #11 to #10 - gamerpwnage (02/13/2012) [-]
Thats how i read it... OP, to be clearer you should have put "Never seen again" instead of "Never sees him again"
#12 to #11 - ksihavoc (02/13/2012) [-]
thanks for the toenail clipping i was just trying to help out ^_^
User avatar #1 - defualtpwns (02/13/2012) [-]
maybe he is still on his way to the next episode
#2 to #1 - anonymous (02/13/2012) [-]
Then hopefully they get stuck under a rock but suffer no serious injuries so he can save the day and be praised. Although he can fly now so it shouldn't take him long
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