TO THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!

.....the twilight zone....... >.>

That was awesome.

But.... that's not fair. That's not fair at all. There was time now. There was all the time I needed...! That's not fair!

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she splits you into a billion bits and sends each bit to a different star...why not?

The library, you know the one, the one with the really old librarian that shushes absolutely everything, and smells of old and moth balls.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Princeton University, and I've been involved in numerous public raids on the Viet Cong, and I have over [REDACTED] confirmed kills. I am trained in particle physics and I'm the only super hero in the entire US special forces. You are nothing to me but just another shadow in the fog. I will wipe you the fuck out so fast your destruction can hardly be said to have occurred at all, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the telegram? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am teleporting into your house right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in quantum manipulation, but I have access to the power of God and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit tachyons all over you and you will drown in them. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

So a big threat?

Yes, we know you stupid.

K