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#2 - cjwers (10/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>fapping in bed
>dad walks in
>pull covers over myself
>(innocent smirk)
>he sits on my bed
>begins to talk for 10 minutes
>doesn't suspect a thing

You would think that would have ONLY happened once... maybe twice
#23 - xgrandmoffx (10/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>be hanging out in sweatpants and a t-shirt
>only people in house are me and my dad
>he's downstairs watching television or some ****
>time for a fap
>look for some porn
>find some porn, using rasterized stillframes because audio is dangerous when other people are in the house
>disrobe and begin to fap
>fap for some time
>feels good, man
>hear dad coming up the stairs
>oh **** , gotta hide
>close porn tab; no technical issues because my computer loves me
>he's walking down the hall
>getting on the ******* edge
>put shirt on first
>hear him grab the doorknob
>ultimate panic mode
>hands shaking, I grab my boxers and start to put them on
>dad opens the door and sees me just as I'm pulling my underwear back up
>he starts to say something, but realizes what I have been doing and just turns and walks away, closing the door behind him
>we have not spoken of it to this day
>mfw a mere .5 seconds was all I needed to remain a fap ninja since it isn't out of the ordinary for me to chill in my boxers and a t-shirt
User avatar #26 to #23 - mondominiman (10/05/2013) [-]
Why do you beat it completely naked? Just a higher risk of getting caught and everyone seeing you nude.
User avatar #20 - mondominiman (10/04/2013) [-]
A good and bad comes out of that.
Bad:: Your parents know you beat off
Good: You can now beat off to pony porn without worrying about your parents finding out.
User avatar #9 - mylittlesentry (10/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
[old geezer mode]

When I was a teenager, we didn't have the world wide web. You had your choice of the JC Penny catalog, the Sears catalog, or bribing complete strangers on the street to buy whatever random magazines for you that they happened to have at the corner gas station.

Kids today don't appreciate the value of having to work for your porn.

[/old geezer mode]
User avatar #24 - dabronydude (10/04/2013) [-]
i am still glad i have never had a situation like this...must be terrible.
User avatar #8 - zonryu (10/04/2013) [-]
>be me at 13
>hear mom coming down the hall
>computer is on the same wall as the door and facing the opposite wall
>computer freezes as i try to click out
>mom bursts in to ask what i want for dinner
>porn still on screen
>all she has to do is turn her head
>tell her what i want and she leaves
>never gotten caught
#32 - atrocitustheking ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
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I shouldn't laugh so hard at another's misfortune, but damn dude, you got screwed.
User avatar #25 - apocalypticburrito (10/05/2013) [-]
times like this makes me wish there was some sort of latch that would lock in place on my doors to stop people from entering
oh wait they already have that
#1 - dashgamer (10/04/2013) [+] (11 replies)
>Be 17
>Just got internet in my room a couple days prior
>Start fap session with crappy porn, don't really know any good sites
>Not really into it, go to a ****** quality video of college girls flashing their tits at some frat party
>Terrible porn video
>Dad walks in
>Try to Alt+F4 with sticky hands
>Complete fail
>Video still playing, ****** dance music with dumbass drunk girls
>We're both more embarrassed about the porn I was fapping to than the fact that I was fapping
>MFW the only thing my dad knows about my private life is that I have the worst taste for porn
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