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#4 - thephantur (04/04/2012) [-]
Rarity, you will take Spike and you will LIKE it!
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User avatar #78 to #4 - captalexander (04/04/2012) [-]
I throw my bowling ball over hand.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - goddammitbob (04/04/2012) [-]
that picture haunts my dreams
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#6 to #5 - thephantur (04/04/2012) [-]
I will devour your soul.
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User avatar #9 to #6 - shiningfinger (04/04/2012) [-]
You... probably wont like the taste.
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#11 to #9 - thephantur (04/04/2012) [-]
Can't be blacker than mine.
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User avatar #13 to #11 - shiningfinger (04/04/2012) [-]
Eeeehhh.....
She don' know me to well, do she?
hehehehehhehe.


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#14 to #13 - thephantur (04/04/2012) [-]
I don't use milk when I eat cereal...
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User avatar #15 to #14 - shiningfinger (04/04/2012) [-]
I make Gatorade without any water.
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#16 to #15 - thephantur (04/04/2012) [-]
I don't lick the frosting off my oreos first.
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User avatar #37 to #16 - shiningfinger (04/04/2012) [-]
I eat pudding with chopsticks...
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#40 to #37 - thephantur (04/04/2012) [-]
I don't eat McDonalds...


An I'm an American.
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User avatar #42 to #40 - shiningfinger (04/04/2012) [-]
I go to a university, just to play pool.
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#43 to #42 - thephantur (04/04/2012) [-]
I can eat just one Lays chip.
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User avatar #72 to #43 - metalguitarest (04/04/2012) [-]
I step on Legos......FOR FUN!!
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User avatar #73 to #72 - thephantur (04/04/2012) [-]
...

Fuck you win.
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User avatar #44 to #43 - shiningfinger (04/04/2012) [-]
I can eat just one pistachio (If you get the reference, I will give you 10 thumbs)
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User avatar #50 to #44 - redwolfradolf (04/04/2012) [-]
I keep at least two knives on my person all day, and have another knife and a hatchet in my room.....
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User avatar #61 to #50 - shiningfinger (04/04/2012) [-]
Precautionary indeed.
I don't need a license to own or use assault rifles.
Thank God for LA.
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User avatar #63 to #61 - redwolfradolf (04/04/2012) [-]
HA!
I live in GA.
We have more shotguns than every other state combined.
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User avatar #65 to #63 - shiningfinger (04/04/2012) [-]
The alligators will protect me!
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User avatar #67 to #65 - redwolfradolf (04/04/2012) [-]
Oh wait, by LA you meant Louisiana....
I thought you were saying Los Angeles...
Silly me.
You've got swamps, I got Mountais.
We'll both be fine in the zombie apocalypse
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User avatar #69 to #67 - shiningfinger (04/04/2012) [-]
Indeed. Its really easy to hide barbed wire in a swamp.
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User avatar #70 to #69 - redwolfradolf (04/04/2012) [-]
I've got a mountain path near my college, no zombie could ever make it up that, probably wouldn't try.
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User avatar #51 to #50 - shiningfinger (04/04/2012) [-]
I am well prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.
MacGyver powers, ACTIVATE!
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User avatar #53 to #51 - redwolfradolf (04/04/2012) [-]
Bitch please, my truck is ready to be converted to a Technical at a moments notice.
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User avatar #54 to #53 - shiningfinger (04/04/2012) [-]
I have a gun mount ready for mine.
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User avatar #55 to #54 - redwolfradolf (04/04/2012) [-]
I have three.
Back, passenger, and back seat.
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User avatar #57 to #55 - shiningfinger (04/04/2012) [-]
How are you on close range artillery?
I keep my loppers honed to a sword-like edge.
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User avatar #60 to #57 - redwolfradolf (04/04/2012) [-]
Hatchet, Knives
Training with spears, both ranged and melee.
Spears which i will construct at the local dollar general out of kitchen knives and broom handles.
(one time use)
But honestly this is all precautionary, i don't plan on getting close.
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#46 to #44 - thephantur (04/04/2012) [-]
No clue on reference...

I stubbed my toe and only cried for 20 minutes.
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User avatar #47 to #46 - shiningfinger (04/04/2012) [-]
Correct Answer: NCIS (Courtesy of Abby)

I once broke a bone, and didn't cry at all.


(ok, it was a little one in my foot, but still)
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#18 to #16 - Nazistick (04/04/2012) [-]
I think your face is stuck...
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#19 to #18 - thephantur (04/04/2012) [-]
No it aint.
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#20 to #19 - Nazistick (04/04/2012) [-]
But your face is still like that...
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#101 to #20 - N. Korean citizen (04/04/2012) [-]
That is the ugliest pony I have ever seen.
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#21 to #20 - thephantur (04/04/2012) [-]
Well fuck...
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#24 to #21 - Nazistick (04/04/2012) [-]
Do you want me to try to fix it?
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#25 to #24 - thephantur (04/04/2012) [-]
I got this!
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#17 to #16 - haker (04/04/2012) [-]
I eat my toast without butter
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User avatar #39 to #35 - haker (04/04/2012) [-]
I was wondering how long that would take
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User avatar #41 to #39 - gevaudan (04/04/2012) [-]
An hour apparently.
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#23 to #17 - sincerelysarcastic (04/04/2012) [-]
I love the taste of orange juice after I brush my teeth..
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#31 to #23 - overwatchmd (04/04/2012) [-]
Thank god!
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#26 to #23 - haker (04/04/2012) [-]
I change the channel without the remote
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User avatar #28 to #26 - overwatchmd (04/04/2012) [-]
I hold a match until the fire is between my fingers...wait what?
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#29 to #28 - haker (04/04/2012) [-]
I ride my bike, without training wheels
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#79 to #29 - rainbowsoul (04/04/2012) [-]
You hardcore son of a bitch!
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#30 to #29 - overwatchmd (04/04/2012) [-]
I watched Marley & Me; a single tear was shed
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#48 to #30 - thetimelord (04/04/2012) [-]
I read My little Dashie and then watched Marley and Me and my tearducts were drier than the Mojave desert
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#49 to #48 - overwatchmd (04/04/2012) [-]
Did someone say mojave?
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#59 to #56 - overwatchmd (04/04/2012) [-]
Hold on, we're getting a head of ourselves
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#62 to #59 - thetimelord (04/04/2012) [-]
If you don't let me go i'm going to have to go Freeman
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#64 to #62 - overwatchmd (04/04/2012) [-]
That was terrible
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#7 to #6 - goddammitbob (04/04/2012) [-]
AHHHHH
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#8 to #7 - thephantur (04/04/2012) [-]
Your soul is mine!
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#10 to #8 - goddammitbob (04/04/2012) [-]
NO! GO AWAY!

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#22 to #12 - overwatchmd (04/04/2012) [-]
*later that day* Would you like to go time traveling with me?
*later that day* Would you like to go time traveling with me?
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User avatar #92 to #22 - goddammitbob (04/04/2012) [-]
yes
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User avatar #140 to #92 - overwatchmd (04/04/2012) [-]
Not you, weaver
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User avatar #158 to #140 - goddammitbob (04/04/2012) [-]
aww man
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#100 to #92 - gamerjunk (04/04/2012) [-]
**gamerjunk rolled a random image posted in comment #292 at Pawn Stars ** long thread is long
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#246 to #100 - boodman (04/05/2012) [-]
about tree fiddy.
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