Credits to ZephyrStar & DrDinosaur for the video, TheLordFiddlesticks for inspiration with his lyrics, GreyAcumen for some of the "and then they (PONY, MY LITTLE)" lyrics at the end, and King Crimson for their sound samples in the instrumental. Not exactly sure who put together the entire instrumental though, I just found it on YouTube :s
I'm living at the top of Equestria
Doin' something mean to it
Troll it harder than anypony you ever seen troll it
Neighs from the haters, got a nice ring to it
I spare all my subjects if they play my theme music
No one mare should get all that friendship
The sun's shining', I dont want to end it
Hard problems to the sky, that's where I send it
(My little crazy schizoid mare)
Here's a question, mmm, bananas, do you like 'em
Whatever answer you choose, to the sky you're goin
Huh? To the sky you're goin'
With my dark-skinned sister, that's how you rollin'
In this flash-made world, I'm the one trollin'
"Eternal night, cruel world", that's what Luna told meh
Hah, now they showin' me only
Trollin' way too much, I need a moment
No one mare should have all that power
Nightmare's usurpin', two episodes, one hour
Stop trippin, I ain't giving up the power
So then, my parasprites, go devour
[Note: PONY, MY LITTLE]
and then they (my little)
they eat hay (my little)
and then they (my little(
sing and pla-yay[my little]
and then they[my little]
and then they"