Perfect crime.. . met your own flaffy pony splay with it for the whole day shave fun muddle with the pony until it falls asleep yyou go to bed too awake upin th
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Perfect crime.

met your own flaffy pony
splay with it for the whole day
shave fun
muddle with the pony until it falls asleep
yyou go to bed too
awake upin the middle ofthe night
ssomething fluffy is on your face, you can' t breath
kit' s the pony, it' s lying on your face
yyou try to pry it off
sit has wrapped its legs around you, it' s; not moving
yyou' re suffocating
pony just tightens his grip
yyou start to lose consciousness
yyou try to reach your phone on the withstand
ppony anticipated that, he broke the phone first
phluff fills your throat as you desperately try to get air
yyou pass out
ppony waits for a few minutes and checks your pulse
yyou' re dead
ppony gets off, wipes off his hoofprints, collects fallen off Huff and leaves
tthe flaffy pony was actually an assassin
ssomeone hired it to kill you
tthe pony gets paid and moves on to find his next customer
poolice is stumped
yyour murder will never be solved
anobody suspects the cute fluffy pony
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Submitted: 03/27/2012
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#11 - milker (03/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#41 - harryboom (03/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
and i would have gotten away with it too
if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dog
#57 - mrbuzzkill **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#60 - imacks (03/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**imacks rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Title **
MFW I was in that anon in equestria thread
#54 - alanthewhite (03/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**alanthewhite rolls 261,675,704** God, what?
**alanthewhite rolls 261,675,704** God, what?
User avatar #42 - toxicwarning (03/28/2012) [-]
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted
User avatar #30 - coolioplasm (03/28/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Why is this in ponytime? It has nothing to do with MLP...
User avatar #32 to #30 - wertq (03/28/2012) [-]
It is. Fluffy ponies is a special kind of ponies, they die easily, very stupid and talk like children.
#5 - fishyxander **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1 - runzerinn (03/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Death by a fluffy little pony I get to hang around with for a whole day? I'm okay with that.
#52 - bchunter (03/28/2012) [-]
>me finally getting a pony
>play with it all day until i put to sleep
>wake up hard to breath it on my face
>start reaching for phone
>pony break it
>start losing consciousnesses
>pass out and die
#49 - Ihazfunkitty (03/28/2012) [-]
.....he knows too much...
.....he knows too much...
#16 - silvershades (03/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #2 - coolponyboy (03/27/2012) [-]
**** dat **** i still wanna play with a pony!
#56 - anonymous (03/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Itsa me fluffle puff
#65 to #56 - omahgawd (03/28/2012) [-]
Literally, 			****		 you.
Literally, **** you.
User avatar #27 - aldheim (03/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
The only problem I have with this is that the pony is male.
I don't want to cuddle a male pony.
#43 to #27 - doodthedud (03/28/2012) [-]
Why not? I cuddle my male dog. He's an animals, why would I care about his gender? He's there to be fluffy and be hilariously unaware of our culture.
#9 - cinnamontoastmunch (03/28/2012) [-]
Pay more for the fluffy pony not to kill you
#3 - nosleep (03/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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