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User avatar #1 - Nazistick (03/29/2012) [-]
Who made Derpy cry?...
#9 to #1 - captainyoshi (03/29/2012) [-]
I dont know... But when I find them.... THEY ARE GETTING THE PINEAPPLE TREATMENT...

NOPONY HURTS DERPY
#12 to #9 - Nazistick (03/29/2012) [-]
See to it that this Pineapple is Extra Large...and that its one of the living ones...
#13 to #12 - captainyoshi (03/29/2012) [-]
CAN I SET IT ON FIRE TOO MY LORD?
#14 to #13 - Nazistick (03/29/2012) [-]
Ofcorse. The pineapple wont mind.
#16 to #14 - thetimelord (03/29/2012) [-]
hey Necronius
#18 to #16 - Nazistick (03/29/2012) [-]
Ahh there you are Blue Beat. I trust that the Doctor has been able to help you?
#20 to #18 - thetimelord (03/29/2012) [-]
yep, but he is playing cricket right now
#21 to #20 - Nazistick (03/29/2012) [-]
I see. Tell me, Im not too keen on Timelord Biology. It Helps that you are a pony, But this Regeneration thing...What is it exactly? I have never seen anything quite like it.
#33 to #21 - overwatchmd (03/29/2012) [-]
**overwatchmd walks in and eats a Jammie Dodger** We've got two hearts and are connected to our Tardis' Symbiotically, what's there not to get?
#22 to #21 - thetimelord (03/29/2012) [-]
well it goes like this, when ever a Gallifeyian or as most people now them as time lords, well when a time lord's power storage over charges, he or she regenerates or when ever a time lord get badly injured he or she regenerates or dies, but I will only regenerate if my power storage gets overloaded, I get shot, or I corrupt time, and old age
#24 to #22 - Nazistick (03/29/2012) [-]
Amazing...A brilliant way to cheat death.
#54 to #24 - ILoveFurries ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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INTERRUPTING PONY!
#56 to #54 - Nazistick (03/29/2012) [-]
GAH!...What was that for?
#58 to #56 - ILoveFurries ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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I dunno lol!
#59 to #58 - Nazistick (03/29/2012) [-]
Well...Dont do it again...
#60 to #59 - ILoveFurries ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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Aww....
#25 to #24 - thetimelord (03/29/2012) [-]
*tardis lands*
Blue Beat: yep
The Doctor: well Blue Beat we have to get you back to Gallopfrey
Blue Beat: okay, but i'm only going because I want my tardis
The Doctor: but that won't be for a long time, you still have to pass Gallopfeyian history
#26 to #25 - Nazistick (03/29/2012) [-]
Ahh, Doctor, I trust everything went well?
#34 to #26 - DaCrazyOne (03/29/2012) [-]
Dude, I found your porn stash in the roof, that's some sick shit.
#35 to #34 - Nazistick (03/29/2012) [-]
Oh you can have it all. Now that i have my girlfriend back I dont need those any more.
#36 to #35 - DaCrazyOne (03/29/2012) [-]
I didn't say I wanted them, I just wanted to comment that you have some kinky shit up there.
and now I shall sell your secrets to the highest bidder, BLACKMAIL, AWAY!
#37 to #36 - Nazistick (03/29/2012) [-]
Fool, Im the Devil. You Really think You should blackmail the one who will be guiding your soul to Tartarus when you one day die?
#127 to #37 - captainyoshi (03/30/2012) [-]
Uh... Iunno... I forgot his name already... Jeff something? Jeff Foxworthy? NECROSPINE THAT WAS IT!!!
#135 to #127 - Nazistick (03/30/2012) [-]
Ohhh my dear boy, Im not going to use Magic on you. I have something else in store. But tell me, What did you think you could gain from attempting to blackmail me?
#154 to #135 - captainyoshi (03/30/2012) [-]
I'd best tell you of my machine. I built it to conquer the surface world by absorbing magic from that world. He is just waiting to get you to slip up and fire some magic spell at him and then he can drain all the magic from your body leaving you an empty shell of a pony like me. That machine has held the power of the elements of Harmony before... just be careful. He is a fool and a coward... but he does have the power to defeat you... which is why I must stop him
#155 to #154 - Nazistick (03/30/2012) [-]
Its a good thing that while i was down here, I trained with many warriors who fell in battle. I trained in the old style known as "Feather wing" I can actually use my wings as if a sword. Though they are no longer feathery wings, They can still cut a colts head off with one swipe.
#151 to #135 - captainyoshi (03/30/2012) [-]
Keep your eyes open though my lord... chances are he is going to strike her next. And I don't want that to happen to you. At least one of us deserves some happiness in their life. And I wont let him take her from you.
#153 to #151 - Nazistick (03/30/2012) [-]
*lightly smiles and lays a hoof on your shoulder* Do not fear, She will be safe, my friend. There has been...Quite a few events that have happened that I think, Moonlight may be gaining some of my power. Thus she is growing stronger off of me. Soon, She will be able to resist any damage, Like myself.
User avatar #149 to #135 - captainyoshi (03/30/2012) [-]
I will not rest until that machine is back in my hooves. The only pony who knows NecroSpine better than anypony else is me... and I will stop him no matter what. He's clever though. He dismantled my emergency self destruct device on the machine and moved the machine itself to some unknown location. But Hes bound to slip up again... thats when we catch him
#150 to #149 - Nazistick (03/30/2012) [-]
He would be a fool to attempt it...Then again he is trying to take Tartarus away from me...I would gladly give it to him if i could...But that is not my choice. Faust has bounded me here, And here I shall remain until the end of time...But now with Moonlight, I dont have to be alone anymore.
#144 to #135 - captainyoshi (03/30/2012) [-]
DAMN... HES ESCAPED... Ugh... Im sorry about that My Lord... I've been trying to keep my other self under control... But he stole my magic absorbtion machine. With that machine He could create a rift in the world ripping all plains of existence apart if he were to try and drain the magic from Tartarus. And Without my machine... I am powerless against him
#146 to #144 - Nazistick (03/30/2012) [-]
Well then, We will have to fix that wont we?
#142 to #135 - captainyoshi (03/30/2012) [-]
Oh... You think I'd just blindly rush in without any sort of plan and just hope that a loose floor tile falls and you slip on it and break your neck? NO!!! I Have a plan... I wont attempt it today... BUT MARK MY WORDS NECRONIUS... YOUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT
#143 to #142 - Nazistick (03/30/2012) [-]
Coward, If you wish to Challenge me, then Challenge me like a Real Colt. In a Proper duel, And besides, You dont know what Powers you would gain...Even if you are a Celestial, The powers that i gained from the sins of these ponies would Destroy you. They almost Tore me into nothingness...And now you see as I am.
#139 to #135 - captainyoshi (03/30/2012) [-]
No... I am NecroSpine... Fallen Celestial... I've lived in Misery all my life. Pushed aside and stepped on by everypony I've chosen to serve... WELL IM DONE BEING THE SERVANT... FOR ONCE I WILL BE THE MASTER... AND YOU NECRONIUS... WILL MOP THE FLOORS OF TARTARUS
#141 to #139 - Nazistick (03/30/2012) [-]
Oh how cute, Somepony who thinks he can take my place. I defeated Hades back when i was just a normal alicorn, Now i am more powerful then you could Ever imagine. Ten thousand years worth of power i have soaked up here. You yourself are not the first to challenge me...And you wont be the last.
#137 to #135 - captainyoshi (03/30/2012) [-]
But you can have some Tarter Sauce.
#140 to #137 - Nazistick (03/30/2012) [-]
Oh no my dear child, not Tarter sauce, Tartarus. Pronounced Tar Tar Us. I live there, Its the underwold, Where all bad ponies go when they die.
#136 to #135 - captainyoshi (03/30/2012) [-]
WHY DOES THE DEVIL FINALLY EARN ETERNAL HAPPINESS WHEN I AM STUCK IN UTTER MISERY FOR LONGER THAN YOU'VE EVEN BEEN ALIVE? I WANT TO RUIN THAT HAPPINESS! YOU DON'T DESERVE IT! YOU DON'T DESERVE TARTARUS
#138 to #136 - Nazistick (03/30/2012) [-]
Ahh i see, Were you one of Hade's soldiers before i killed him and took his power? You must not have been a very clever one if you thought i would keep any secrets from the mare who i just got back after ten thousand years.
#129 to #127 - Nazistick (03/30/2012) [-]
Ahh, Good, and pray tell, Where is Necrospine at this moment?
#131 to #129 - captainyoshi (03/30/2012) [-]
Over there in the bushes watching me fail miserably at attempting his plan to take over Tarter Sauce or something. Why would anypony want that much Tarter sauce anyway?
#134 to #131 - Nazistick (03/30/2012) [-]
You have done very well...Here, Have some ice cream. Its Chocolate chip.
#128 to #127 - captainyoshi (03/30/2012) [-]
You weren't supposed to tell him I hired you....

Next time... I hire the Unicorn instead
#130 to #128 - Nazistick (03/30/2012) [-]
Ahh,...There you are...
#133 to #130 - captainyoshi (03/30/2012) [-]
Oh you... go ahead and fire one of your super special magic thingies at me.... didn't my puny other self tell you I'm immune to magic?
#124 to #37 - captainyoshi (03/30/2012) [-]
Ooooh... instead of the Nachos... WE SHOULD GO AND GET ICECREAM.... do they sell Icecream in Tartarus... probably not... But Imma go get some Icecream....
#125 to #124 - Nazistick (03/30/2012) [-]
Wait...child. Just one thing...Who told you to try to Blackmail me?
#120 to #37 - captainyoshi (03/30/2012) [-]
Well now that I've got Necronius's porn stash... time to go see his girlfriend... and then I can get my cookies from NecroSpine
#121 to #120 - Nazistick (03/30/2012) [-]
And just what ARE you going to do when you see Moonlight?
#122 to #121 - captainyoshi (03/30/2012) [-]
I don't really know... I was just told to go spend a bajillion or something bits on potential blackmail material and then go see somepony named Moonlight Sonata... HEY... DO YOU WANT TO GO GET NACHOS?
#123 to #122 - Nazistick (03/30/2012) [-]
First, I already told Moonlight about it. Why keep it from her? I mean its not like Ill be using it any time soon now that shes with me. And she understands that After ten thousand years, I can get lonely. But i never got into any affairs...I could never love another pony after Moonlight died, But now shes back and I are happy again. And Second...Maybe...
#38 to #37 - DaCrazyOne (03/29/2012) [-]
>Implying you will be guiding my soul to Tartarus

That's Charon's job, one of your henchmen, and he's one of my bros.

and yes, Blackmail can be a useful tool, no matter how dirty of a tool it is.

ALRIGHT, WE'LL BE STARTING THE BIDDING ON SATAN'S PORN COLLECTION AT 250 BITS!
#57 to #38 - DaCrazyOne (03/29/2012) [-]
WE GOT 4,000 BITS, ANYPONY GOT A 4500, 4500?
#114 to #57 - captainyoshi (03/30/2012) [-]
Oh boy.... what do i win?
#119 to #114 - DaCrazyOne (03/30/2012) [-]
Satan's porn stash....use it how you like, I'm RICH!
#108 to #57 - captainyoshi (03/30/2012) [-]
A MILLION BITS
#112 to #108 - DaCrazyOne (03/30/2012) [-]
SOLD, TO THE BLUE AND SOMEWHAT SPIKY PEGASUS IN THE BACK
#111 to #108 - DaCrazyOne (03/30/2012) [-]
...TWICE
#110 to #108 - DaCrazyOne (03/30/2012) [-]
HOLY BALLS, 1,000,000 BITS, GOING ONCE...
#48 to #38 - captainyoshi (03/29/2012) [-]
Ill give you 275 bits
#49 to #48 - DaCrazyOne (03/29/2012) [-]
WE GOT A 275, 275, DOES ANYONE HAVE A 300, 300?
#55 to #49 - ILoveFurries ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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4,000 BITS
#39 to #38 - Nazistick (03/29/2012) [-]
Oh you silly fool. You dont know what you shall unleash onto the world. Some of those porn things I only got were to torture some ponies in Hell...You're only doing my job for me for spreading these foul things into the world.
#45 to #39 - DaCrazyOne (03/29/2012) [-]
I, for one, welcome our new Elder Overlords.
#43 to #39 - DaCrazyOne (03/29/2012) [-]
That....that...that was FUCKING HILARIOUS!

MEIN GOTT, DO YOU HAVE MORE OF THAT FUNNY SHIT?
#44 to #43 - Nazistick (03/29/2012) [-]
Hrm i forgot the names of most...But beware...All who watch Boku go mad as if Cthulhu entered into their minds...
#41 to #39 - DaCrazyOne (03/29/2012) [-]
And I get a profit from it, I'd call it a Win-Win situation.
#42 to #41 - Nazistick (03/29/2012) [-]
Heres one of the most Brutal of them all. Even I find this to be Sick. Just watch what This man has to say about it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmThJBHvfqc


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