New pony from china. it´s a deeeemon.. Fun. "Neddy"? Lovely.
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New pony from china

it´s a deeeemon

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Submitted: 01/19/2013
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#57 - clownsplosion (01/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #1 - ponchovia ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
give me a name and i'll take care of it
User avatar #2 to #1 - sinery (01/19/2013) [-]
Fullname: Dick gaylord Keith Nazistick.
You're welcome.
#7 to #2 - Nazistick (01/19/2013) [-]
Do I have to come over there and Buck you in the gut?
#23 to #7 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
your oc sucks learn to draw and be creative.
#34 to #23 - Nazistick (01/20/2013) [-]
#9 to #7 - sinery (01/19/2013) [-]
Yeah sure, come anytime, I'll drop by this location every tenth millennia to check if you have arrived.
#22 to #9 - ponchovia ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
guys guys guys...can't we all just sit down and have a pint?
#26 to #22 - sinery (01/20/2013) [-]
You know ol' nazistick here is stuck in the center of Tartarus, a pit of misery for those whom art to be punished for eternity, pony hell.

Well, what we're waiting for?
Come here kitty, kitty, kitty.
#41 to #26 - Nazistick (01/20/2013) [-]
Why must you insist upon insulting me? Im a Bucking God! Lord of Tartarus! You know what? Why dont I send my servants to kill everyone you ever loved?
User avatar #42 to #41 - sinery (01/20/2013) [-]

Being an alicorn is not being a god.
God is nothing but a rank, a rank which almost only alicorn's can achieve.
Since you claim to be a god, what have you achieved that actually matters?

Just curious, what would those servants consist of?
#48 to #42 - Nazistick (01/20/2013) [-]
Oh. And I also slept with the real Princess Celestia.
#52 to #48 - sinery (01/20/2013) [-]
Boy you'll be pissed when you find out.
#53 to #52 - Nazistick (01/20/2013) [-]
Oh no, I know which one im talking about. Besides, hows it feel knowing that you will never REALLY be the God of Chaos until those little mortals you befriended today die?
#54 to #53 - sinery (01/20/2013) [-]
Was I really that convincing?
#55 to #54 - Nazistick (01/20/2013) [-]
NO NOT THE ONE WITH THE PENIS...though you should call me sometime I found another Celestia.
#51 to #48 - sinery has deleted their comment [-]
#47 to #42 - Nazistick (01/20/2013) [-]
My servants come in many forms. Though my Top Elite govern their own Rings, Like Greed, Lust, Etc. I govern them all and make sure that everything runs in tip top shape in here.

My achievements are many. I userped Hades, I created the class of order in Tartarus, And every now again i twist the hearts and minds of ponies everywhere, many times causing a war.
User avatar #50 to #47 - sinery (01/20/2013) [-]
I take it as your servants are the ambassadors of the seven deadly sins.
Sins that were in fact deadly, back in the days when everypony only cared for him/herself and before the rule of the two sisters.
But in modern society these sins are no more deadly, for if ones mind get poisoned by them there are those to cure you and the damage won't spread more to this individual.
So your ambassadors wouldn't have much power here, not to mention the bearers has come forth that would totally annihilate such sins.

As I mentioned earlier, whom rules hell doesn't really matter, what matters are the powers in this world.

So at your peak you can manipulate the mind of a pony once in a while, which can of course have devastating effects, but just as the sins are such power not very effective in modern society for the same reason.
User avatar #44 to #42 - ponchovia ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
well there is the demonic rank of god that demons like beelzebub, and samael have achieved
User avatar #46 to #44 - sinery (01/20/2013) [-]
True, true, but their powers in hell are meaningless, it's their power in the world of the l living that can matter. If you go to hell it would just be a matter of whom's pitchfork you will have up your flank.

Since ol' nazi on a stick here is unable to escape he directly do not have any powers here, therefore I'm curious of those servants of his.
User avatar #49 to #46 - ponchovia ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
that true... least favorite is azathoth
User avatar #24 to #22 - urassisgrass (01/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 to #2 - ponchovia ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
dick...dick...dick...dick...nope don't know that one... ...welp let me get my knife
#28 to #3 - sinery (01/20/2013) [-]
Maybe some isolation would do you good so that you could sober up for once.   
To many purple lines, so I'll start over here.
Maybe some isolation would do you good so that you could sober up for once.
To many purple lines, so I'll start over here.
#29 to #28 - ponchovia ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
isolation... ...what do you mean?
#31 to #29 - sinery (01/20/2013) [-]
I don't know, but I'm thinking somewhere cold, dark, nothing to sustain life what so ever yet all those counterparts are always in sight.
Oh yes, and it's your cutiemark.
#32 to #31 - ponchovia ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
for how long
#33 to #32 - sinery (01/20/2013) [-]
According to these calculations if would take about 2 days for you to sober up in normal conditions.
However, in space where there is no air to cleanse your blood it would take something like 1000 years.
#35 to #33 - ponchovia ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
i'll still get my games right?
#36 to #35 - sinery (01/20/2013) [-]
#37 to #36 - ponchovia ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
packed and ready to go
#38 to #37 - sinery (01/20/2013) [-]
Off you go then.
Off you go then.
#39 to #38 - sinery (01/20/2013) [-]
Forgot something?
#40 to #39 - ponchovia ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
damn it my beer... ... **** my games
#43 to #40 - sinery (01/20/2013) [-]
Sure you didn't forget something else?
Say, it starts on 'c' and ends on 'ontroller'
#45 to #43 - ponchovia ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 to #3 - sinery (01/19/2013) [-]
What you need the knife for?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ponchovia ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
what else...the same thing i do to every demon i don't know, rip its beating heart out
User avatar #6 to #5 - sinery (01/19/2013) [-]
I think you need to lay off the alcohol dear.
#8 to #6 - ponchovia ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
i swear im sober... ...or as sober as five beers will let me be
User avatar #10 to #8 - sinery (01/19/2013) [-]
I know lovesmylittlepony is making a hard time for you, but after 3 comas I really must suggest that you lay of all that alcohol.
#11 to #10 - ponchovia ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
but the fuzzy ponies dancing in my room say i will be come immortal if i keep drinking
#12 to #11 - sinery (01/19/2013) [-]
You're already immortal.
#13 to #12 - ponchovia ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
#14 to #13 - sinery (01/19/2013) [-]
Do I have to smack death again?
#15 to #14 - ponchovia ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
na i get to play poker for my soul... ...he's still pissed that he lost so much
#16 to #15 - sinery (01/19/2013) [-]
Luna, how many times have I told you not to "sell" your soul to Death...
Last time I've had to offer one of my rarest and deadly things in my personal collection in order to retrieve it.
#17 to #16 - ponchovia ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
im not selling it im betting it there's a difference... ...and its not my fault he sucks a poker
#18 to #17 - sinery (01/19/2013) [-]
But don't come crawling to me when you are nothing but a shell just cause you lost after 5 rounds.
#19 to #18 - ponchovia ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-] where did he send the alicorn amulet off to
#20 to #19 - sinery (01/20/2013) [-]
Luna... What are you plotting?
#21 to #20 - ponchovia ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
well i bet my soul for the alicorn amulet and when i won he said he would just drop it some where at some random point in time, now im trying to figure out where it is now
well i bet my soul for the alicorn amulet and when i won he said he would just drop it some where at some random point in time, now im trying to figure out where it is now
#25 to #21 - sinery (01/20/2013) [-]
So you're saying that Death is going to somewhere some when going to just drop one on the most powerful and dangerous relics known to ponykind?
#27 to #25 - ponchovia ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
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