>Walking into McDonald's to buy My Little Pony toy
>Goes to cash
>"Is there anyway to buy just the happy meal toy?"
>"yea, for a boy?"
>"no, the girl one..."
>Casheer gives me weird look
>"is it for you?"
>Casheer grabs 4 different ponies out, "Grab the one you want"
>Sees Rainbow Dash, freaks out in middle of the restaurant
>pays the $2.02 hops in car
>mom asks "is this your way of telling us your gay?"