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#2 - xluna (05/03/2012) [-]
i wonder how it will end
User avatar #3 to #2 - anotherponyaccount (05/03/2012) [-]
with one dying and the other living thousands of years after ones death
#4 to #3 - xluna (05/03/2012) [-]
that is the joy
User avatar #5 to #4 - vladthewolfdemon (05/03/2012) [-]
Unless you outlive your master, the only one you could ever love
#6 to #5 - xluna (05/03/2012) [-]
i have no idea who you are talking about
User avatar #7 to #6 - vladthewolfdemon (05/03/2012) [-]
I believe i told you before, i'm a wolf inside of a human, not physically. but i am forced to work for him and obey, that is the curse of my race. my sister just like yours is a little fucking goody two shoes
#17 to #7 - Enternal (05/03/2012) [-]
lol wut?
User avatar #70 to #17 - anotherponyaccount (05/12/2012) [-]
oh now i get what you mean, (it's supposed to be like a demon on FJ
User avatar #69 to #17 - anotherponyaccount (05/08/2012) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #52 to #17 - vladthewolfdemon (05/04/2012) [-]
what do you mean "lol wat"?
#8 to #7 - xluna (05/03/2012) [-]
meh she is fun
User avatar #9 to #8 - vladthewolfdemon (05/03/2012) [-]
i was referring to Celestia, i once nearly killed her, then remembered how much more fun it would be to make her life a living hell
#10 to #9 - xluna (05/03/2012) [-]
.....
User avatar #11 to #10 - vladthewolfdemon (05/03/2012) [-]
sounds like you're new to torture....don't worry it won't just be her, ill be coming for you too
#12 to #11 - xluna (05/03/2012) [-]
you can't even touch me
User avatar #13 to #12 - vladthewolfdemon (05/03/2012) [-]
The powers you were just jetting used to at 1000 i had mastered at 4 years of age, i was still a pup
#15 to #13 - xluna (05/03/2012) [-]
you need to do some reading
User avatar #16 to #15 - vladthewolfdemon (05/03/2012) [-]
gods envy my power, lets leave it at that shall we?
#41 to #16 - DemBonez (05/04/2012) [-]
Pardon me sir, but may I intercede for a moment?

Firstly, "gods" may envy your power, but I do not. You, sirrah, have demonstrated an unequivocal lack of the common graces and courtesies of society. Your rudeness and unnecessary threats upon a perfectly kind filly such as Lady Luna are uncalled for, unwarranted, and unbecoming your people.

Secondly, Your language is that of a commoner, the most vile of sorts. The sort that sits in a gutter, scrounging for some shred of importance wherever it may be found. Your abuse and misuse of the English Language is disgusting, eclipsed only by the abuse your mother's vagina has experienced throughout the epochs.

Furthermore, your use of such tired clichés, revived up to see the light of day once more, are eons older than even time itself. This, to me, is the greatest of your sins. If you wish to present yourself as a threat, then at least expound exponentially, evilly enumerating ersatz exaggerations of endowments of erogenous essence.

Finally, YOU SIR, Are a ruffian and a scoundrel. I myself am Ma'iitsoh-ánaaí. And you are no brother of mine. You disgrace my kind. You disgrace my people. You disgrace me.Begone.

If you wish to present yourself once more to Princess Luna, or myself, as an erudite example of eloquence, then perhaps I shall tolerate your presence. Until such time occurs, then you are dismissed.
User avatar #55 to #41 - anotherponyaccount (05/04/2012) [-]
also since when was trying to claim ones' greatness or power a sin, he's merely boasting
User avatar #53 to #41 - vladthewolfdemon (05/04/2012) [-]
Ahhh, your kind...well you are some anthropomorphic figure while i am a state of conciseness inside of my masters' mind. i claim not to be related to you and might i say there is no possibility of us being related being different species. while you are stuck as your physical presence i on the other hand happen to have three. i wish not to start a fight with you, despite the fact i would love to my master has forbidden it.

And this so called Princess Luna is being manipulated by her evil half "Nightmare Moon" i'm sure you're aware of her, but if my lack of input gets Equestria destroyed. Place that blame not on my head but the one connected to your neck. there is only enough room for one violent figure and that happens to be me. also my butchering of the English language is due to a lack of schooling

Now in conclusion:

I claim no relation to you, i was not properly schooled, nor do i wish your home to be destroyed but it seems you do so GOOD DAY SUB-RACE AKIRI
#64 to #53 - DemBonez (05/05/2012) [-]
Appearance is deceiving. You see those I defend, and those who I call my protectorate. There is no softness, nor anger. There is only a state of being. Everywhere at once. I am balance. If my protectorate becomes too powerful, or dominant, then I shall dash them amongst the rocks, and let blow wind, and come rack, to scatter them amongst the four winds.

As for your lack of the proper use of the English language, my apologies. I presumed overmuch, and inferred the plague of laziness that seems to infest the internet.

In closing...

My apologies for my rudeness, and for my insertion of my presence in a place where I was never needed in the first place. I believed this to be something other than what it was. Let your duties to whomever and whatever master you have proceed unmolested. I am the avatar of balance, but I am not given knowledge to perform my duty. The irony... Limitless power at my disposal, and yet... Bound to balance. All must be kept in harmony, but I am not given knowledge of the balance... I can only react to what I see. As such, the fault rests upon my shoulders, and I apologize. May we never meet opposite one-another.

OOC: MY bad dude, I didn't know you guys were having an RP thing going on at all. My honest apologies.
User avatar #65 to #64 - vladthewolfdemon (05/05/2012) [-]
as long as we can see on equal levels, i shall consider you a "younger brother"(Someone worth protecting) well my mater prefers to remain neutral in most matters giving neither me nor my sister power. while she is bound to do good i am bound to evil whether we like it or not, fate has our set path and that is something nobody can avoid.


it's alright, i understand. happened to me before, while personally i was hoping for an argument sort of thing between your anthro-thingy and mine
User avatar #66 to #65 - DemBonez (05/05/2012) [-]
And why am I the younger? My truest of opposites is, ironically, everyone... Be bound to your fate, brother. All of us avatars are bound to ours. Good, Evil, Time, Space, Creation, Death, Peace, War, Chaos, Order... We are all bound by the thread-spinners. My duty, as far as you would be involved, is balance. Neither you nor your sister may gain too much influence. Whatever your master's wishes, I must see to it that the scales are evened.


We can still argue, if you want. I'm not really an anthro thing. I'm not a fur. I bloody love the porn they have, as it's well drawn. And I don't see why everyone gives them so much hatred, so I defend them with logic and reason. And a bit of acerbic word-play. Ok, a lot of word-play.
User avatar #67 to #66 - vladthewolfdemon (05/05/2012) [-]
For you see I just happened to be around since the creation of time, since that is what my master claims from his other Alien side (the Angels), he happened to be an assassin

nor do I, i consider myself a furry, and if you're wondering it's called "Yiff" (Furry porn)
User avatar #68 to #67 - DemBonez (05/05/2012) [-]
Time may exist without space, but without it has no meaning. Space may exist without time, but it serves no purpose. I am no assassin. I am merely judgement. I am the Judge. There is no jury. I am the executioner. I have been, as I am, as I will be. As I must be.

My apologies, I thought that Yiff was considered a verb, not a noun.
User avatar #56 to #53 - anotherponyaccount (05/04/2012) [-]
VLAD! watch your tongue.
User avatar #57 to #56 - vladthewolfdemon (05/04/2012) [-]
NO! I will not, not only is he insulting me but you too. explain to him what we are.
User avatar #58 to #57 - anotherponyaccount (05/04/2012) [-]
Well lets put it this way, we are spiritually boud to one another (And his sister) I am his master, I limit his powers in levels (Such as Alucard from Hellsing) and he takes the form of a wolf commonly, he really isn't one, but he takes that form most of the time. he's/i'm really an alien if you want to think about it
User avatar #44 to #41 - Kingwasabi (05/04/2012) [-]
I thank you for telling that person like a sir
and funyjunkers like you are the reason i
still come here
User avatar #51 to #44 - vladthewolfdemon (05/04/2012) [-]
just so you know i'm not actually a cunt, this account is more of just supposed to be like a demon actually on FJ (Don't read this as angry because it isn't, it's merely an informational statement)
User avatar #60 to #51 - Kingwasabi (05/04/2012) [-]
i'm sorry i guess it was a little late
i was tired and should have cosidered
the options

User avatar #61 to #60 - vladthewolfdemon (05/04/2012) [-]
its alright, i ain't even mad
User avatar #62 to #61 - Kingwasabi (05/05/2012) [-]
then thank you for understanding
User avatar #63 to #62 - vladthewolfdemon (05/05/2012) [-]
personally i do wish i could do what this account could do
User avatar #48 to #44 - DemBonez (05/04/2012) [-]
'Tis my duty. Nothing more.
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