fair enough.

Dont ask questions, just thumb her up and wait for sex.

I like this plan!

What could possibly go wrong!!!11!!!11!??

Well, this she could be a shim that is waiting for us to let our guard down and will strike with a fully erect penis shoved brutally up our posteriors until we can feel it in our liver; then proceed thrusting it like a compression piston to the point where we are anally bleeding profusely and faint from blood loss. While we are unconscious, s-he lends us to her-is band of sex-deprived lackeys. When we finally come to, we wake in a hospital and are told that we were found on the side of the road, with ten dildos shoved neatly in our severely scarred nether region.

Trust me. You won't be getting those anymore after this escapade