1/10, made me reply

Atleast have the balls to make an account.

I'm sure you have a great life, roaming Funny Junk and shouting at your computer screen, at people you don't even know, to stop watching a DAMN. TV. SHOW. Your life sounds so fucking amazing, bro.

So condescending... But let's take a serious look at My Little Pony in comparison to Bieber. Bieber makes his career off of lionizing prepubescent urges. If you don't understand what that means, it's my way of saying his songs have been about romance and sex before his balls even dropped. My Little Pony idolizes kindness, empathy, and understanding through a cute, if effeminate, medium. Now you tell me which has more value: shouting baby fifty times and being a sex idol or promoting friendship and amity.
We may be faggots, but Bieber's faggotry is much greater than ours.

True that. Long live you, dashgamer.

=] Same to you, friend.

also just to help you laugh a little watch this if you haven't seen it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLl7Qe35O64

well put my friend i raise a glass to you and yours... ... ...cheers
and to be honest i can not...nor can i...put it any better than you just have pat your self on the back, pick your poison, and enjoy the good life

I can't think tonight, because I have to drink for college.

remember beer before liquor, throw up quicker; liquor before beer, your in the clear.
the other version if you feel like being an ass to drunks
beer before liquor, throw up quicker; liquor before beer, makes you queer
used that last one once... ...my friends kicked my drunken ass till i stopped laughing

But... but... you didn't catch the spoonerism there? I switched the two words.
I'm a professional alcoholic, a US Marine, so I know my shit. =]

Fuck yeah! Sup brother, fellow U.S. Airman here :D

Ah, I was just talking to another Marine today about how the air force has it made. Let me transcribe the conversation.
"They have a food mall at their commissary."
"No way. I'm going to go there strapped up and murder everyone for not telling me this."
"The fattest guy in the military has got to be a Marine that re-upped with the Air Force."
"And he'll be the first to die."
That might be a bit insulting, but I thought it was pretty funny.

Lmao, it's all just good rivalry, friend. I had Tech Training at a Marine base and man, you guys are some hardcore mofos haha

Hey man, you don't have to be a genius to serve for your country. All you need is heart. :D

That's not true. I knew a kid in high school that was basically accepted into whatever the Air Force equivalent of Annapolis is (I've forgotten and am too lazy to look it up), but he was denied only because he was colorblind. He had all the heart in the world.
Heart doesn't count when you get a ten on the asvab. ;P And it doesn't accomplish the mission: training and the intelligence to act on that training does.
Speaking of training, what's your mos?

Ah, well let me rephrase what I meant to say. It doesn't matter which branch you serve in or how smart you are, the point is you're doing a great service for your country! I am an Aircraft welder/machinist. Contrary to civilian belief, only 4% of the Air Force are pilots lmao. What is your MOS?

I was a pog. 1141 Electrician, but I was always attached to Combat Engineers and got to do some cool shit.
Even though I am certified to operate generators, went to multiple journeyman's courses, and can wire up a house without a problem, I haven't found a single job since I EASed a few months ago.

Ah, enjoying the civilian life then? I'm brand new, joined July 2011. I don't separate till July 2017 :/

God damn, that's a long contract.
Yeah, well I ate pizza and drank monster every night in the barracks and threw it up during pt (I'm not actually an alcoholic: beer only tastes good when coming back from deployment), but here I'm doing the same thing without the pt. ;P

Bahahaha, I hate PT and Air Force PT isn't even that tough! Man, I got my test coming up in April.

... I don't think Gunny Ermey and ponies get along.
Well, I loved PT. Singin' loud and proud, running up hills, and making fun of the guys that dropped out. One guy dropped out, jogging slower than a grandmother, and lost sight of us, so he just made a beeline for the barracks. When we got back, we were jogging in a cool-down circle around him. Ha. Hilarious.

thats what got my drunken ass kicked...the five day's of pain was worth the joke...but then again i was drunk for four days

0o They weren't your friends if they kicked your ass that hard.

no it was me...like i said i was drunk for four days strait that i thought the same joke was still funny each time i tolled it when they had a beer just before a shot of jack or rum...there great friends don't get me wrong i was just being too much of a drunken smart ass to know when to stop...believe me when i say they will be there for me when i need them

I'm like that even when sober. =]