Life is like a box of muffins

I'd watch it.

Applejack: Anyway, like I was sayin', apples is the fruit of the land. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, apple-kabobs, apple creole, apple gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's apple pie, apple fritters, caramel apples, apple cakes, apple soup, apple cinnamon crisp, apple salad, apple crumble, apple tart, apple strudel. That- that's about it.

Lieutenant Dash, I got you some muffins....
Lieutenant Dash, muffins!

"Mother always said life was like a box of muffins, you never know what you're going to get."

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