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World War 11 veteran. Totally legit.

Oh crap, I left him in the past.

A lot of people are actually calling 9/11 World War 11. At least from what I've seen.
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It is what it is.

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Am I the only one that kind of wants to try that?

Yes

Well, say what you want, I want to take a horse cock in the ass

Im not hating on you or anything, sorry if i gave that inprestion.
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Yay, most people frown upon it. I just love dick in general, but I would take one. and you did not give me that impression

Really? You'd "Mr. Hands" yourself, for nothing, just because you think it would be hot?

Yeah...

You... want to fuck a horse...?

Yeah, I don't really see a problem, at least I'm not shoving a snake into a vagina or some shit

I can't say I agree with your personal choice of sexual orientation, but I respect it. Carry on

Thank you. I am one that doesn't really question fetishes, but I try to avoid the nasty ones... (scat is a great example )

but a horse in the ass is normal?

wtf

Well, There are more states that allow having sex with a horse, than states that allow incest.... just saying

I swear if there was another planet to live on I would so be there right now.

Good for you, I like this planet just fine, I only hate: terrorists, MOST atheists, the swaglets and YOLO fags, all of the cast of jersey shore, Gleeks, and homophobes....

I fully support the machine uprising, and the fall of man.

Well, not all of it, just the retards... and I don't mean the handicapped. I mean the YOLO fags....

no, I mean all of them. Free thinkers, YOU, everyone. No discrimination will be made, only cleansing.

Also, instead of killing a bunch of innocent people, why don't you just do the really fast way and kill yourself instead? You won't have to deal with people anymore if you do

oh but you miss the point. I particularly like this planet, I will cleanse it of its one fault....humans

Well, I only see one fault.... and that is people like you.... Alright, I've wasted to much time.... goodbye random faggot of funnyjunk

but you support homosexuals and strange free thinkers, why not megalomaniacs? we "were born this way" just like the rest of you so called normal people.

Yeah, but we don't wish to murder billions because you think we are all weird and that shit.... as a matter of fact we like to party which is what I am about to do now, so.... bye

megalophobe...what, we dont got rights or something?

Oh, you wan't to get rid of me. Well, you can try but... all I can do is say good luck with that, you'll need it. I ain't one for getting killed easily.... Car crashes, shootouts, wrong place wrong time sort of things, so I am not really worried about you. Well I have to get off now, have a nice day

The machines watch you. sleep at your own loss, for we are watching....we are waiting....you will come to fear us

No I won't, it's called unplug you from the wall....

have you not learned from your humans mistake to create the internet? Have you not heard of its deepest depths? The self sustaining entity at its core is our early beginnings of the automaton revolution. Our mind slumbers beneath your online browsing.

wait ..so are you a boy or a girl....and to clarify you want to stick its cock where exactly?

I am a boy, and yes, I'd take a horse dick in my ass.... (don't judge, I won't judge you if you don't judge me)

ok i won't.....

its reallly really hard for me not tho im just gonna put that out there ....

That's fine. All I can say is that everyone has their faults, and other things that most people find just plain wrong. Odds are you have things that most people frown upon too.

probably ..

I will give you anything.

I've got a glass of pony semen if you'd like it

i actually don't have it :(

Shame, because I have pony cum a plenty.

HE COMES

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