Why is everyone saying she is best pony? To me, she seemed like a bitch lol

argument that she is, in fact, a pony:
alicorns are ponies.
alicorns have both horns and wings
Queen Chrysalis has both a horn and wings
Queen Chrysalis is an alicorn.
Therefore, Queen Chrysalis is a pony.
LOGIC'D

Bears have colons
You have a colon
You are a bear
This is your line of logic

In the gay community I'm known as a bear, therefor you're only reassuring me with that logic that I am a Russian bear.

i have the ability to wonder why i exist.
i am not a bear.

I'm simply pointing out the flaw in your logic. I wasn't accusing you of being a bear.

replace "physics" with "logic"
but yes, my logic has flaws. doesn't matter though. everything is flawed to some extent.

Well, I don't wish to turn this conversation hostile, so I bid you good day sir

a part of me dies everytime i see someone say "good day sir" or any other form of manners in the comments.

never that.
KOOL-AID.

I can get a hard horn.
If I want I can be a unicorn.
I can be a pony.
I can be a human.
I'm a shape-shifter.
Baem!