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#52 - tehpope (02/09/2012) [-]
**tehpope rolls 637,950,408**
User avatar #48 - demonatatwo (02/08/2012) [-]
Thorin dies
User avatar #34 - halorulzz (02/05/2012) [-]
Sorry mate but im not gonna read im half way through the book and want no spoilers at all
#22 - eyeofsauron (02/05/2012) [-]
Don't dis Smaug.
User avatar #29 to #22 - dogsbane (02/05/2012) [-]
to be fair there is a reason they were trying to defeat him. Celestia, I love that book
#35 to #29 - anonymous (02/05/2012) [-]
Go fuck yourself, you will never live in fucking pony land, so stop using pony phrases...
User avatar #38 to #35 - dogsbane (02/05/2012) [-]
thing is I'm an aetheist and it slightly annoys me every time I say oh my god. so I decided to start saying celestia as a joke.
User avatar #47 to #38 - demonatatwo (02/08/2012) [-]
are you fucking kidding me you are a disgrace to atheists everywhere
User avatar #49 to #47 - dogsbane (02/08/2012) [-]
ummm why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - demonatatwo (02/08/2012) [-]
atheists just go their own way and dont really care about other people's religion in fact most of them just ignore their unreal beliefs
User avatar #51 to #50 - dogsbane (02/08/2012) [-]
well, that's nice. you clearly understand how people work what with your lumping everyone in a group of billions together. I don't like religion. I feel it has allowed for far too many evils to be let loose on the land, and I feel like it is an excuse for many people not to think. I don't have the same thoughts as you and I'm not alone, so don't lump me in with other people because I happen to share something with them.
User avatar #41 to #38 - lavitts (02/06/2012) [-]
Shit Dogsbane, look at this mess! What did you do?
User avatar #42 to #41 - dogsbane (02/06/2012) [-]
I don't know man, I was just sayin' stuff and then so much hate!
User avatar #43 to #42 - lavitts (02/06/2012) [-]
But I only see one hater. What happened with those other six comments?
User avatar #44 to #43 - dogsbane (02/06/2012) [-]
oh nothing, funnyjunk decided I wanted to post the same comments like 5 times so I deleted all of the comments
User avatar #45 to #44 - lavitts (02/06/2012) [-]
Weird. Then again, this whole site is weird. Here, have some toenail clippings on account of that anon up there.
User avatar #46 to #45 - dogsbane (02/06/2012) [-]
thankyou my kind friend.
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#24 to #23 - eyeofsauron (02/05/2012) [-]
I know. I still like Smaug though...
User avatar #31 to #24 - dogsbane (02/05/2012) [-]
yeah me too. Man, I really should reread the hobbit. I haven't read it since I was 10. I have to reread lotr and finish the silmarillion too.
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#20 - eggstatic (02/05/2012) [-]
fuck I hope spike doesn't eat everypony in ponyville
pic semi related because midget = hobbit - hair
User avatar #18 - cocksmash ONLINE (02/05/2012) [-]
You're relating a great work of fiction with your love for cartoon ponies. I haven't seen mlp but I doubt it's as good as the work of Tolkien
User avatar #39 to #18 - lavitts (02/06/2012) [-]
Well no shit. It's Tolkien!
That's like comparing Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins to fucking DANTE!
User avatar #33 to #18 - bestestname (02/05/2012) [-]
Of course there are very few things that can equal what Tolkien written, and a TV show will never be as good as one of his books. I just pointed out something that made me chuckle a bit when I was reading this 2 days ago, and I taught some of you will chuckle too. I never did try to compare the two, because the work of Tolkien is incomparable.
#21 to #18 - anonymous (02/05/2012) [-]
I love MLP but Tolkien's work is far better.
#19 to #18 - anonymous (02/05/2012) [-]
I have seen the first 3 episodes and it most definitely is not. It's not terrible, but not even CLOSE to the greatness of Tolkien.
User avatar #17 - awesomoboss (02/05/2012) [-]
someone please show smaug the pony channel..... he may be the hero fj needs
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User avatar #14 - nofuckstogivehere (02/05/2012) [-]
NOOOOOOOO!!! YOU MONSTER! I'M NOT AT THAT PART YET!!! YOU FIEND!!!

#12 - Starfoxx (02/04/2012) [-]
.....Bilbo Baggins
#9 - anonymous (02/04/2012) [-]
Don't mention your cocksucking ponyshit in the same sentence as the hobbit you cumdrinking fatass
#16 to #9 - anonymous (02/05/2012) [-]
you're an idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about. try reading the hobbit before you talk. retard
User avatar #8 - donutcube (02/04/2012) [-]
win
User avatar #5 - theredshirt (02/04/2012) [-]
Fun Fact: Did you know that smaug the dragon in the mountain was based off the dragon in beowulf, instead it was hording gold in a tower, and both dragons were woken by a thief that stole a golden cup :D
User avatar #6 to #5 - bestestname (02/04/2012) [-]
the dragons in MLP also like hoarding stuff :D
#13 to #6 - anonymous (02/04/2012) [-]
all european type dragons horde stuff.
User avatar #40 to #13 - lavitts (02/06/2012) [-]
Even Sean Connery hoarded an egg. If you believe the shitty sequel.
User avatar #3 - enderazonei (02/04/2012) [-]
i love how tolkien describes dragons as "hoarding treasure and never making use of any of it. in fact, they often cannot tell between a good peace of work and a poor one, despite their general knowledge of current market values." that made me laugh pretty hard
User avatar #36 to #3 - anonymoose (02/05/2012) [-]
I also love his small sentence at the start of the Hobbit where he explains why he uses "dwarves" instead of "dwarfs".
User avatar #37 to #36 - enderazonei (02/05/2012) [-]
Tolkien was a badass. enough said. i take it you're a douglas adams fan as well?
#1 - jdsalenger (02/04/2012) [-]
FUS RO DAH!!!
#10 to #1 - blynx ONLINE (02/04/2012) [-]
**blynx rolls 27**
#7 to #1 - anonymous (02/04/2012) [-]
I believe you fabulous fillies would prefer "Kaan Drem Ov"
#4 to #1 - urikhi (02/04/2012) [-]
We need to bring him down to our level!

JOOR, ZAH, FRUL
#2 to #1 - jmozziel **User deleted account** (02/04/2012) [-]
FOS RO YAY!

I believe this is the one you want.
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