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Submitted: 02/23/2012
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#1 - anonymous (02/23/2012) [-]
Rape her
#4 - anonymous (02/23/2012) [-]
Stick it in her pooper
User avatar #2 - supremetaco (02/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why was this posted in the pony channel?
#9 to #2 - amks (02/23/2012) [-]
people tend to be nicer
User avatar #3 - mostlymagicgirl (02/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Go to her house on a white horse; knock on her door whal playing [insert any sappy 80's song here]; pick her up bridal style; whisper in her ear "We were made for eachother.. Please. Go out with me."; AND REFRAIN FROM TALKING ABOUT SKYRIM OR PONIES FOR 5 FUCKING MINUETS; then whisk her away into the sunset.


She'll be yours from henths forth.
#18 - silvanyis (02/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You've already got an iceskating trip scheduled.  Good.  You go around the rink with her.  Talk with her...have a -good- easy conversation with her.  Remind the both of you why you get along in the first place.   
   
Then, you say something along the lines of "You know...I wish that this place just had you and me in it."  She'll say something like "Huh?  Why's that?"  And then you say "Because, I have the urge to try to pick you up and kiss you...but I think I'd embarrass you and fall on my ass right now anyway.  Mind if I try off the skates?"  Then...reaction.  DO NOT get upset if she just laughs at first.  She's processing what you're saying. Make contact...hold her hand...grin like the devil who hasn't a care in the world.   
   
If she gives a good reaction, then follow through when you get some alone time!   
If she doesn't give a good reaction, then -do not- slink away and hide.  Shrug...be her friend if you wish to be.   
   
Either way you'll have made it through, without stumbling or coming across Beta.  This may not work directly for you...but it's a situation that'd cause -me- as a girl to sit back and sincerely think about dating you.  It's direct, honest and classy.
You've already got an iceskating trip scheduled. Good. You go around the rink with her. Talk with her...have a -good- easy conversation with her. Remind the both of you why you get along in the first place.

Then, you say something along the lines of "You know...I wish that this place just had you and me in it." She'll say something like "Huh? Why's that?" And then you say "Because, I have the urge to try to pick you up and kiss you...but I think I'd embarrass you and fall on my ass right now anyway. Mind if I try off the skates?" Then...reaction. DO NOT get upset if she just laughs at first. She's processing what you're saying. Make contact...hold her hand...grin like the devil who hasn't a care in the world.

If she gives a good reaction, then follow through when you get some alone time!
If she doesn't give a good reaction, then -do not- slink away and hide. Shrug...be her friend if you wish to be.

Either way you'll have made it through, without stumbling or coming across Beta. This may not work directly for you...but it's a situation that'd cause -me- as a girl to sit back and sincerely think about dating you. It's direct, honest and classy.
User avatar #17 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (02/23/2012) [-]
Trip on the ice, "Accidentally", and then when she comes over to see if you're all right, just say, "I guess i'm just falling for you."
if that doesn't work, i'm sorry.

#22 - kennyroks (02/24/2012) [-]
pic related
#21 - rulebysecrecy ONLINE (02/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #16 - ageoldwaffles (02/23/2012) [-]
If you got chloroform or roffies you are set, but if you don't then you could invite her out on a picnic. They cost like 15-20$ if its to cold where you are do a cold picnic. instead of sandwiches and salad you eat ice cream and hot cocoa.
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User avatar #25 - captalexander (02/24/2012) [-]
I got a pick up line "If you were a shin I'd bang you on my coffe table."
#24 - anonymous (02/24/2012) [-]
Intentionally put her life in danger without her knowing it was you and then save her
#15 - teamrocketninja (02/23/2012) [-]
You could do what out did and just ask her point blank, straight up and out of the blue if she wants to go out, but I dont think thats what youre looking for. Sorry, but I got nothing. Take someone else's advice.
User avatar #6 - cryoticshell (02/23/2012) [-]
Dude, the ice skating is your whole thing. Make it sweet and romantic. It's already planed, so no extra money lost, if it goes bad you don't have to cancel the ice skating, and if it goes good BOOM you got yourself a nice first date.
#23 - varlamov (02/24/2012) [-]
if you can skate well skate backwards while holding her hands, then just do something like ompliment her eyes or something, but make it sincere, just speak your mind and everything'll go great. i believe in ya
#14 - schmeow (02/23/2012) [-]
Write we should date in the ice with your ice skates. Whats that? Not a professional ice skater? Better learn quick or you are fucked...
#13 - kapurass (02/23/2012) [-]
first off, don't fall on your face while ice skating, (unless you pull the "clumsy" act and do the whole bump into her softly), later, maybe get a nice meal or what not, something nice, not to fancy, but not pathetic. and finally, make her feel nice, complements, listening, maybe something she will like to do,etc.
but DO NOT go pansy on her, show some masculinity from time to time, show her you can be the man she dreams of.
stay classy my friend
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