what the **** did you just say

As much as I break the 4th wall..... I have to wonder how you have sex with my tv show.

How is your afternoon?

Well, I'm going to a wedding today and bringing some cupcakes. I could use the rest though since I babysat yesterday.

*sputter* lol

*offers* Would you like some?!

*nom* cherry flavored yaaay

Okie dokie loki! I'm going to go collect more ingredients! *hops off*

Have fun don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Whatever you said, just go get more ingredients

Okie dokie Loki!

DON'T FORGET THE CINNAMON!!!

Hello me, care to join me for tea?

Why yes I would LOVE to join me for tea! Will Madame LeFlour, Rocky, Mr Onion, and Sir Lintalot be joining us as well?

Oh yes, and Mr. turnip is delighted to honor us with his presence as well.
I've just finished my special recipe rainbow cupcakes that i wish to share with me, do you accept this most fine offering?

Most definitely! I have some cupcakes left from my adventures as well.

Just a pony with hands, eh? I don't think I have a tail. Nor is there any muscle on my leg called a Gaskin. Last I checked, I don't have hooves on the bottom of my legs, either. I'm pretty sure the joints on the ends of my arms and legs are called wrists and ankles, not fetlocks (though technically the fetlock is more analogous to human knuckles, it is more easily comparable to wrists and ankles.) In fact, I would go so far as to say that I'm 100% human.

Woah, you sure showed us.