I think they're amusing.

Even if I DID want to get involved, both my maths skills and my internet connection are high on chromosomes, so it would be a failure of biblical proportions...

"high on chromosomes"

Have an internet, sir. No, have two.
Heck, have them all!

I will accept your internets with open arms, but not without the revelation that I am not a sir... I am an amphibian alien of light green color from the planеt Amphibios 9.



But in reality, I'm a lowly wench.

In that case, let me add a box of chocolates to the internets.
Congratulations on your fine achievement of lulz.

Also why is the a two euro coin in my chocolates?

That's just me losing my change everywhere. Don't worry.

...revenge is mine...

NEVER.

there*

If you think I'm going to share, you got another thing a-comin'.