Friendzoned. . FIT. Make amen, other users in the thread will then try to corrupt that wish. n wish forswore wishes" Granted, butyou cannot use them." trr 94457
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FIT. Make amen, other users in the thread will then try to corrupt that wish.
n wish forswore wishes"
Granted, butyou cannot use them."
trr 944578 - tonite may H
granted, she is no girlfriend because she breaks up with you, and she continues to spam you as amend.
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Submitted: 02/27/2014
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#12 - nicktheslayer ONLINE (02/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I wish no one would ruin this wish.
#20 to #12 - papastalin (02/27/2014) [-]
Granted, but you just wasted your one and only wish.
User avatar #97 - yourdadsdad (02/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I wish I could get through school with strait A's without any effort.
User avatar #98 to #97 - skubasteve (02/27/2014) [-]
Granted, but you are now in Special Education.
User avatar #2 - zonryu (02/27/2014) [+] (7 replies)
i wish i had a full beard
User avatar #3 to #2 - pulpunderground ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
Granted, but it will be full of fleas.
User avatar #57 - tazze (02/27/2014) [+] (14 replies)
well, I wish I had a girlfriend
User avatar #62 to #57 - belt (02/27/2014) [-]
Granted, but she has a dick
#4 - sinery (02/27/2014) [+] (22 replies)
I use to do this with the 'button press' stuff.
Lots of fun.

I wish for a long and happy life.
Betya you can't screw that up for me.
User avatar #7 to #4 - oceanmist ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
You now live to be 110 years old and have down syndrome, since they are the happiest people I can think of.
#38 - learnthisline ONLINE (02/27/2014) [+] (14 replies)
>Phanact.
>Girlfriend.
User avatar #153 - Darianvincent ONLINE (02/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I wish I was immune to the negative effects of the wishes of other along with the side effects of this wish.
#155 to #153 - dergon (02/27/2014) [-]
Granted, your are diagnosed with HIV positive
User avatar #254 - joeypie (02/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I wish I could make anything possable
User avatar #256 to #254 - fuckthepopo (02/28/2014) [-]
Granted, but you can't make anything possible. Only possable.
User avatar #14 - buttlord (02/27/2014) [+] (16 replies)
i wish people didnt wear fedoras
User avatar #43 to #14 - twoderrick (02/27/2014) [-]
People stop wearing fedoras, in place of the fedoras they adopt an even more way annoying way to broadcast their residual fedora.
User avatar #46 - ichbinzweijahrealt (02/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I wish someone do not corrut this wish
User avatar #49 to #46 - Proximity (02/27/2014) [-]
Granted.
User avatar #111 - loomiss (02/27/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Okay game on mother ******* .
I wish that I was immortal and not crippled in any way, and lived on Earth.
with a big dick
User avatar #116 to #111 - OsamaBinLadenz (02/27/2014) [-]
Granted, but you're the only person left on Earth, can be crippled despite not being currently crippled, and you had nothing to use your dick on.
#144 - dergon (02/27/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I wish that wishes never work
User avatar #147 to #144 - vexeranhd (02/27/2014) [-]
Granted, but your wish causes a paradox so wishes work again.
User avatar #182 - soullessminion (02/27/2014) [+] (37 replies)
i wish i had dark powers able to create anything i want
User avatar #218 to #182 - faithrider (02/27/2014) [-]
granted, but you lose your brother and two limbs
User avatar #89 - youmotherfather (02/27/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I wish admin had the money to keep the site going forever
User avatar #91 to #89 - articulate ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
Granted, but to do so he must add video ads that play automatically and cannot be blocked by adblock.
User avatar #112 - OsamaBinLadenz (02/27/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I wish that my wishes could not be corrupted and would, by my choice (identified by adding a key word after it so that casually saying "I wish xxx" didn't come true), become true.

Try it.
User avatar #151 to #112 - Lijiah (02/27/2014) [-]
Granted. You have used your one and only wish.
#29 - bellajoy (02/27/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I wish that I would be surrounded by my loving family until the day I die.
User avatar #171 - omenaaa (02/27/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I wish FJ wouldn't shut down
#177 to #172 - omenaaa (02/27/2014) [-]
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User avatar #106 - imortalpig (02/27/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I wish I had a million bucks
User avatar #109 to #106 - finblob (02/27/2014) [-]
you now live in britain and currency exchange doesn't exist
User avatar #36 - syntheticdoll (02/27/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I wish I will stay with my boyfriend with both of us loving each other.
#40 to #36 - twoderrick (02/27/2014) [-]
You both get captured and hunted down on a private island by some crazy man hunter.   
After he kills you both, he gets you both stuffed in a mating position together.    
   
Alternate ending: Your boyfriend becomes obsessed with you eventually keeping you locked in a basement so you can only be his. There is some resistance at first, but you come to love him after a life in his basement is all you know any more.
You both get captured and hunted down on a private island by some crazy man hunter.
After he kills you both, he gets you both stuffed in a mating position together.

Alternate ending: Your boyfriend becomes obsessed with you eventually keeping you locked in a basement so you can only be his. There is some resistance at first, but you come to love him after a life in his basement is all you know any more.
User avatar #486 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (02/28/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I wish I could make any type of wish I wanted without it being corrupted (including this one) by any other user on FJ.
User avatar #492 to #486 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (02/28/2014) [-]
Granted, but you will develop an alternate personality that constantly ruins you wishes, as you did not exclude yourself from corrupting your own wishes.
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