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FIT. Make amen, other users in the thread will then try to corrupt that wish.
n wish forswore wishes"
Granted, butyou cannot use them."
trr 944578 - tonite may H
granted, she is no girlfriend because she breaks up with you, and she continues to spam you as amend.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#12 - nicktheslayer
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(02/27/2014) [-]
I wish no one would ruin this wish.
#20 to #12 - papastalin
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Granted, but you just wasted your one and only wish.
#170 to #20 - thatguyinabox
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(02/27/2014) [-]
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#903 to #20 - nicktheslayer
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(02/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #97 - yourdadsdad
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(02/27/2014) [-]
I wish I could get through school with strait A's without any effort.
User avatar #98 to #97 - skubasteve
Reply +237 123456789123345869
(02/27/2014) [-]
Granted, but you are now in Special Education.
User avatar #99 to #98 - yourdadsdad
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Woo, parasite to society.
#828 to #98 - DrDanny
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(02/28/2014) [-]
This is some Calypso **** right here
#787 to #98 - worried
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/28/2014) [-]
better yet, majored in art
User avatar #2 - zonryu
Reply +33 123456789123345869
(02/27/2014) [-]
i wish i had a full beard
#169 to #2 - mykoira
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Granted but it will look like this
User avatar #514 to #169 - goodatlosing
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(02/28/2014) [-]
He said full.
#35 to #2 - anon id: 336c5e46
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(02/27/2014) [-]
too bad it itches uncontrollably and you cannot stop the itch or remove the beard.
#6 to #2 - sinery
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Here you go.
User avatar #27 to #2 - lordofthesea
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(02/27/2014) [-]
granted, but it's on your ass
User avatar #3 to #2 - pulpunderground
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Granted, but it will be full of fleas.
User avatar #5 to #3 - sinery
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(02/27/2014) [-]
You're doing it wrong, one can clean a beard.
User avatar #57 - tazze
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(02/27/2014) [-]
well, I wish I had a girlfriend
User avatar #409 to #57 - theonlybatman
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(02/28/2014) [-]
Granted, but she is your cousin.
#706 to #409 - tazze
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(02/28/2014) [-]
go on
#956 to #706 - theonlybatman
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(03/01/2014) [-]
She is also 7, you sick bastard.
She is also 7, you sick bastard.
User avatar #125 to #57 - OsamaBinLadenz
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Granted, but she's 5.
#131 to #125 - tazze
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(02/27/2014) [-]
they just keep getting better
User avatar #62 to #57 - belt
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Granted, but she has a dick
#82 to #62 - tazze
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(02/27/2014) [-]
just what I was looking for
#87 to #62 - thatguycrow
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(02/27/2014) [-]
Even better
#672 to #62 - notstill
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(02/28/2014) [-]
That's my fetish
User avatar #100 to #62 - WolfPrince
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(02/27/2014) [-]
"girl"
#805 to #62 - angelicdemon
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(02/28/2014) [-]
I fail to see an issue.
#650 to #62 - anon id: fd1eb5d4
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(02/28/2014) [-]
I actually have no problem with this,tis my fetish.
User avatar #88 to #62 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account**
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(02/27/2014) [-]
hey, it's something
#4 - sinery
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(02/27/2014) [-]
I use to do this with the 'button press' stuff.
Lots of fun.

I wish for a long and happy life.
Betya you can't screw that up for me.
#809 to #4 - anon id: 031f68fb
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(02/28/2014) [-]
Granted, but on your death bed just before you die, you feel all the pain and suffering of everyone in the world. To everyone else watching, it was a split second of pain for you before you died, from your point of view however, you went through thousands of years worth of pain.

Enjoy it while you can >
#138 to #4 - wolverineslefthand
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Granted but it is given to someone hated by the world, such as Kim Jung Un or Justin Bieber.
User avatar #201 to #138 - kombee
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Hahah! Ok, that's very nicely done.
User avatar #166 to #138 - sinery
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Ain't my issue.
User avatar #184 to #166 - demigodofmadness
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Yea, but you just wasted your one and only wish in doing so.
User avatar #186 to #184 - sinery
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Could have been worse.
I'm just amazed someone actually came up with an appropriate way to **** it up.
#206 to #186 - wolverineslefthand
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(02/27/2014) [-]
ill take that as a compliment
ill take that as a compliment
User avatar #210 to #206 - sinery
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Please do.
User avatar #19 to #4 - koalasaurus
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(02/27/2014) [-]
You are now blessed with eternal life and happiness.
To others you'll seem very nice and you'll make lots of friends, however those friends will eventually die. And at their grave, while everyone griefs and weeps, you will be smiling.
They will start to hate and despise you. "How dare he be happy at a time like this", they will say. "He's a monster", they will yell. "Burn him alive",they will scream. you will want to cry, you will beg to scream, miss the days of being afraid. But you just can't stop laughing.
And when all your friends are dead you can't stop yourself from making more friends.
Because who wouldn't want to be friends with you
User avatar #21 to #19 - sinery
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Actually, since my and your frame of reference is a human life; an eternal life would be an invalid interpretation of a long life.
But of course if you would insist that would be an valid interpretation, my existence would still be pleasant to me.
User avatar #7 to #4 - oceanmist
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(02/27/2014) [-]
You now live to be 110 years old and have down syndrome, since they are the happiest people I can think of.
#8 to #7 - sinery
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(02/27/2014) [-]
A certain demographic's happiness levels are irrelevant.
User avatar #9 to #8 - oceanmist
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(02/27/2014) [-]
No its not.
User avatar #10 to #9 - sinery
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Elaborate.
User avatar #11 to #10 - oceanmist
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Because its a game and I say its not. Can you elaborate as to why you think they are?
User avatar #13 to #11 - sinery
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(02/27/2014) [-]
I'll assume and proceed under the assumption that you're trolling.
Now way one can be this dense.
#142 to #13 - anon id: 231b8fe8
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(02/27/2014) [-]
the point of the game is to troll, dude
User avatar #167 to #142 - sinery
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(02/27/2014) [-]
He doesn't do it the intended way.
User avatar #807 to #167 - stallioncock
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(02/28/2014) [-]
You're pretty gay.
#740 to #167 - dagreatmax
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(02/28/2014) [-]
Go back to 9gagguh
Go back to 9gagguh
User avatar #463 to #167 - meganinja
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(02/28/2014) [-]
Yes he is, you're being the dense one.
User avatar #861 to #463 - sinery
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(02/28/2014) [-]
Or are you the dense one for falling for it?
#38 - learnthisline
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(02/27/2014) [-]
>Phanact.
>Girlfriend.
User avatar #175 to #38 - propanex
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Might be his plushy
#185 to #38 - anon id: 9b14bbdb
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(02/27/2014) [-]
he does have a girlfriend tho
her nudes are all over



doesnt mean anyone wants to look at them
User avatar #231 to #185 - shooptube
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(02/27/2014) [-]
That just makes me want to see them more
#460 to #231 - anon id: f26dcabf
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(02/28/2014) [-]
I was never here

imgur.com/a/n9ro7

if link gets deleted automatically You need to login to view this link (.)com/a/n9ro7
#873 to #460 - yeorey
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(02/28/2014) [-]
MFW I clicked on the link.
#423 to #38 - anon id: a9d1b8bc
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(02/28/2014) [-]
she ugly too
#791 to #38 - worried
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(02/28/2014) [-]
yup
#251 to #38 - harbingerwolf
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#378 to #38 - wimwam
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(02/28/2014) [-]
I have to ask- what is that image from? I see it posted everywhere. I figured sooner or later I'd run into a source but no luck.
I have to ask- what is that image from? I see it posted everywhere. I figured sooner or later I'd run into a source but no luck.
User avatar #735 to #378 - thundagawd
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(02/28/2014) [-]
I don't have a link to the video itself, but it's one of the videos where a little girl's parents tell her they're going to Disney World (Like literally right that second, pack up your ****, we're headed to the airport in 6 hours), and she freaks out and starts crying tears of joy. That image is from the second time they pull that ****, the girl starts freaking out, happy as ****, and starts crying, then the camera pans to her baby sister who doesn't understand what's happening and she's giving her the biggest "what the **** is wrong with her" look.
User avatar #904 to #735 - wimwam
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(02/28/2014) [-]
Thank you, stranger.
#178 to #38 - omenaaa
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(02/27/2014) [-]
>phanact   
>any friend
>phanact
>any friend
User avatar #313 to #178 - learnthisline
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(02/28/2014) [-]
Y'all calling for a .gif off?
#314 to #313 - learnthisline
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User avatar #153 - Darianvincent
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(02/27/2014) [-]
I wish I was immune to the negative effects of the wishes of other along with the side effects of this wish.
#155 to #153 - dergon
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Granted, your are diagnosed with HIV positive
#161 to #155 - Darianvincent
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User avatar #443 to #155 - perform
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(02/28/2014) [-]
That is way too clever. You don't belong here.
#804 to #443 - dergon
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(02/28/2014) [-]
lol, nah I like to think most of us are really clever, but we come here to relax, lean back and have fun. So we detach our IQ during our stay ;D
User avatar #254 - joeypie
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(02/28/2014) [-]
I wish I could make anything possable
User avatar #261 to #254 - lawrentzz
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(02/28/2014) [-]
Granted.
People now think you're Jimmy Saville
User avatar #256 to #254 - fuckthepopo
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(02/28/2014) [-]
Granted, but you can't make anything possible. Only possable.
#418 to #256 - joeypie
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(02/28/2014) [-]
You got me
User avatar #14 - buttlord
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(02/27/2014) [-]
i wish people didnt wear fedoras
User avatar #156 to #14 - duedum
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Even if they stop, they will still have a fedora in their heart.

We can't stop them.

We have lost.
#792 to #14 - worried
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(02/28/2014) [-]
granted, but instead of fedoras, they start wearing trilbys
User avatar #43 to #14 - twoderrick
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(02/27/2014) [-]
People stop wearing fedoras, in place of the fedoras they adopt an even more way annoying way to broadcast their residual fedora.
User avatar #47 to #43 - buttlord
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(02/27/2014) [-]
i wish i didnt make that first wish
#55 to #47 - twoderrick
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Granted, you wished for something worse instead now.
User avatar #56 to #55 - buttlord
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(02/27/2014) [-]
i wish you could not corrupt my wishes
#59 to #56 - derricktwo
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Someone worse comes along to corrupt your wishes instead.
User avatar #60 to #59 - buttlord
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(02/27/2014) [-]
i wish my wishes were uncorruptable by any means
User avatar #61 to #60 - twoderrick
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Done, although now you can't wish for anything.
User avatar #66 to #61 - buttlord
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(02/27/2014) [-]
i wish i can wish for anything and the wishes cannot be corrupted. and if there is a way to corrupt them them it becomes null and void therefore increasing the wish's uncorruptableness
User avatar #68 to #66 - twoderrick
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Qkay, but now the wish comes at a cost equal to or greater than what the corruption would have been.
User avatar #70 to #68 - buttlord
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(02/27/2014) [-]
thats corrupting the wish by giving it a negative consequence. and my wish stated no corruption........either i beat the system and we're all about to implode like i just divided by zero or im going to become a wizard....
User avatar #71 to #70 - twoderrick
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(02/27/2014) [-]
No, I'm proposing that the wish be given in exchange for something equal to or greater than the corruption value of the wish, not that the wish will cause a negative consequence.

Besides, I could have just said "Okay, but you can only wish once, and you just used it."
User avatar #72 to #71 - buttlord
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(02/27/2014) [-]
************
#793 to #56 - worried
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(02/28/2014) [-]
granted but you used up your one and only wish
User avatar #139 to #43 - ironsoul
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Granted, but now they wear giant sombreros instead.
User avatar #46 - ichbinzweijahrealt
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(02/27/2014) [-]
I wish someone do not corrut this wish
User avatar #410 to #46 - theonlybatman
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(02/28/2014) [-]
Granted, but you now have diabetes.
User avatar #49 to #46 - Proximity
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Granted.