Derpy loves lava lamp

Did somepony say Tacos?

havent seen you on a ponytime post in a while (then again i dont read every comment)

hows your shit goin

hey not too bad just working

well you got to work to gets the moneys and not bad at all u have access to fj

just got off work not that long ago

i intern as an accountant so half the time i was on FJ too, except the computers at work suck and were very slow

lolno, it's community affairs. i don't have a job :v

gotta go now, peace

cyas

Hiiiii sunset

Hold do you know this despressed young man?

sure, met him many times before, back then I tried to observe his medical condiction.

As Darbius has said to me before, "This poor man has a serious case of Hurt in his lower back quadrant. I believe that the medical term is 'butthurt'....."

I believe that this hurt is more of a symptome coused by the actual disease pattern, but that has to be further researched for there is no explizit proof yet.

I have evidence to support otherwise Mr. Lunargreenhouse........
Please take a look at this link, it will diagnose the idiot perfectly: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down_syndrome

You should not insult those poor people who´s DNA have a defect, my researches say clearly that he is in full control of his actions, but is rather influenced by a mental sickness which has similaritys with depression and not a genetical defect. Although I have not fully defined what it actually is or can be.

Also your choice of word in describing him is inappropriate.

Ahhh! Bu-but, you cant possibly know that!!

Of course I can! Are you doupting me?!

Mr. Trite has a good point for once, you really should present some evidence before you say things. Maybe also reply a bit faster......

I am certainly not doupting you! But I am doubting you.......

Oh I see, first you insult helpless people, say inappropriate things and now beeing a grammatical know-it-all while all your theorys around him are based on sand. You seem like a fine subject to reaserch on yourself. A very, very intresting subject indeed.

Listen sir/ma'am, this person's personality undoubtedly give a possibility for a genetic/mental disorder. You must obviously be flawed if you believe otherwise......

But you cant talk ether! Im going not only my assumption, but also Darbius's assumpsion!!!! This aint really my field, so imma let Godot handle this......

Well like I said already, the hurt is a symptom caused by something I am researching. So everything I said a assumptions and theorys I never said I had proof to anything. A genetical effect like you assumpted is hardly possible. By all respect for the people with down syndrom, they do not have the abilitys to be like him.

I do not believe that you are proving anything conclusive. I may not have much evidence, but I sure have more then you do. Lets just say that he has issues and end this silly discussion already......

He definetly has issues, but I highly doupt they are based on genetical defects. (evidence would be: can a mental retard use a computer to this extent? Wiki says: 100% of all down-syndrom patients are mentally retarded)

Be entertained!

This is probably the funniest thing to happen to me in a long time. I don't see how I can't be.

That´s good, I´m enjoying myself too

Dont flatter yourself......

I believe I have earned the right to flatter myself.

Ha...!
A monkey can press the buttons "Ctrl" and "V"! Besides, as shown in the picture on Wikipedia, a down syndrome patient can help actually build things. So typing a few words and pressing a few buttons is VERY POSSIBLE!!!

building things and putting words in a logical and correct order and typing them is slightly more difficult and coming up with the things he says asweel...but I agree, a monkey can press those two buttons by randomly hitting the keyboard, it´s only a matter of time.
anyway you should read what is written not only stare at the pictures.

I dont see your point, but I think it is clearly obvious that you and me can agree that this sad, pathetic, excuse for a man does have potential for being extremely mentally ill. I believe there is no point in continuing this back-and-forth thing, so I believe that a verdict can be handed down now.....

Agreed, want some beer?

I'm more of a coffee person, thank you.....

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

So how are you doing?

bored and should be working

aand why aren´t you working=?

because this is fucking hilarious

thought so, having fun just like me

:v

So are you.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Salutations good sirs. Within a fortnight I shall set forth, with my Queen's congee of course, on a voyage to the Southernmost Colonies. In the Southland I design to retrieve a large shipment of these newfound creatures called "Negroids". Upon my return from the colonies I would be happy to bequeath you one or two for your sport. However, an exchange must take place. I require several daguerreotype depictions of bantam youngsters in "salacious" poses to add to my quite substantial collection. I propose we form a gentleman's agreement, if you could supply these daguerreotypes in advance of our exchange I would happily supply a half-ape-half-man creature at the time of our meeting. Do respond in haste my good sirs for I dare say my interest has been piqued. I have included a related vignette of my cargo for your appraisal. If the benevolent proprietors of this fine establishment are to find my libidinous requests deviant, then I suspect a ban from the premises and an assemblage of celebratory buggies outside my residence may be in order.
Sincerely and with great respect, Sir David V. Thomas

English helps, buddy.

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

Eh...dont feel like arguing with you aanymore. I like fucking around with Non retarded haters...but whatever. Ciao.

My 14 year old son, Charles, recently discovered this website. Over the past few months, he has continued to inform me that this was "the funniest, most outrageous website" he has seen. I favoured this, because, my son has only one friend and had always seemed terribly miserable. After he visited this site, he started to become happier. That is, until last month when his actions then started turning dark and evil. 18th of March, I caught him masturbating to these underage e-sluts over the Internet. I couldn't believe it, my son, who is much too young for sex is playing with the devil. A few weeks later on the 29th of March I find Charles wrapping Cre (our family cat) in toilet paper and attempting to set the toilet paper on fire.
As of Tuesday, which has finally concluded my search for his X-factor contributing to his actions lead me here. I come home to find my son Charles, skipped school, and in the bathroom I find poor Cre's head in the toilet and his body set on fire, I was HORRIFIED. He tells me that "4chan" showed him these things. I immediately search this particular board, as he tells me this is the only side he has visited and what I find are the most EVIL of sins here. Upon my first few searches, I find such sickening Child Pornography and foul pictures of women with surgically attached penises onto themselves. As of my search yesterday, I find these HORRENDOUS photos of animals mutilated, decapitated, mauled, abused, and set on fire. I had to stop there as I started to heave up my lunch.
This site has permanently punctured my son's mind, and I WILL be taking further action through the Internet officials . As I must post a picture along with this post, here is a photo of peacefulness to counter your smut.

You are so awesome.

Dude, you are so full of bullshit.
If you really are a navy seal, you are both shaming your country, and also breaking your oath.
State your name and rank, and we will see about the shit your saying.

exactly