oh discord

All I saw was you yelling at Discord!

this human

Is better than you? Yeah we all know already!

How did she start... whatever you are fighting about...

I don't even know anymore.

Of course you don't... Do you forget EVERYTHING?

I do not! I remember the lovely raid we did on Ponyville last night. What do you think of your evil side?

I... Uh... Well... I... Um... I... Kinda' liked it... But it felt... kinda... odd...

Oh that's normal. That feeling will vanish soon as the love of chaos and disorder takes over. We'll just have to do more villainous things.

Oh my god you look ADORABLE!

Well be that as it may I still hate those damn things. They sure liked me as a statue I tell you that..

And now I'm a parasprite.

You kinda look like a spider mixed with a Fly... and I have a really hard time keeping myself from smashing those...

Oooh. So you haven't been acquainted with the lovely Parasprites? Interesting

Nope, not at all... I mean, me not being from this world might have something to do with it but I don't know...

I see... Oh goodness me look at the time. I really must get going. Evil chaos things to do.. *Snicker* Cya at home.

Have fun with that... Just don't get yourself killed... AND USE THE DAMN DOOR!

I-It will... After we do more things? W-What are we going to do next?

Whatever we want. Turn Celestia into a filly, Bug the element ponies, steal Doctor Whooves' "Tardis" thing.. Just whatever.

Heh, don't worry, Nobody will let Celestia know what's going on! I'll stop anyone else that tries to tell her...



I need to warn her...

Don't get any ideas smartguy. I've made sure that Celestia's trust in you "humans" is next to none. It would be a miracle if you would even reach the castle gates.

Hehe, what are you talking about, I didn't say anything! Well, other than my trickster outfit but nothing else!

Do not make me list you as a threat to my plans. We have a good thing going here. I'd hate to have you spoil the fun.

I'm being serious here, I LITERALLY have a tricksters outfit... If you want me to I can put it on for you... damn untrusting bastard...

T'is the curse of the baddies I'm afraid... Just make sure not to make me second guess you. There's a lot at stake here.

Here, see, This is my Trickster outfit... yeah I don't know WHY it's pink...

Can't you just morph into another creature?

I'm a master of PSI... not magic... and why the heck do you keep changing forms?

Cause it's fun.

I'm a duck now. Deal with it.

I mean... what did you have in mind? Anything... particular?

Fine. I've been working on something with a dear friend of mine Nightmare moon, I'm sure you've heard of her?

Not... Really... Is she evil?

Well.. Yes, she's Luna's uncontrollable rage,vengeance,bitterness and cruelty rolled into a single spirit that lives inside Luna. When Luna was banished to the moon that spirit took over, hell bent on bringing eternal night to Equestria. Needless to say... She was stopped. I intend to free her from her prison and giver her a body of her own.

I... See... and you two plan to over throw the ruler and take over the land for your own?

That's pretty much the plan yes. All we need to do is assemble a cult, preferably unicorns. To take care of the powerful magical ritual required. Then we need to deal with the Elements of Harmony... Tia and Luna. Seems simple enough, eh?

You do realise that almost everyone in this world knows that you are creating chaos...

Chaos is unpredictable. I should technically be encased in stone right now but I thought I'd go for a walk. It would also be very unpredictable of me to suddenly spawn Nightmare moon out of the blue. I'm quite sure that they would not expect a master plan such as this from the likes of me. They believe I am in fact predictable, simple and easy. They'll learn the opposite the hard way.

I guess you're right... They do need to learn it the hard way... Heh... You're right, this is kinda' fun...

just look under you and find the truth

I'm glad you're liking this so far, but here comes the boring part. We need to establish a foothold within Canterlot. We need to spread roots of our mysterious plans around Equestria so that even if we get defeated there will still be somepony ready to die for our cause. For that I've created a small parasite out of Nightmare Moon's very aura. This will corrupt the host and do as I or Nightmare commands. This process will take time though. The moment that Nightmare is back Celestia will know and she will act.

that is true but still calm your self

These damn ponies Nightmare... They're unbearable. First I underestimated them but now.. They're a lot stronger than they were..

how come you let them take you down like
YOU LOOK LIKE A FOAL NOW GET UP!!!!
AND SHOW THEM WHO IS IN CHARGE!!!

Fine. Enough is enough.

who is this psikid character?
i've talked to him but it seems he doesn't know whats going on between us and the plan

He's my newest champion to my Disorder my dear. He's a hero I've turned to our cause. He knows enough of our plans to be a valuable asset to our cause. Keep a watchful eye on him though. He's... Spirited.

you better count on it because the punk tryed to kill me
but everyone know you can't kill me only get rid of me

Indeed. The plans for your return are well in motion by the way. I've managed to get quite the following to assist with this little "assignment" Are you ready to have your own body?

u'll need a Luna and a mirror

going to take a long time seeing that Tia is always with Luna
i don't know why though?

Well then. I believe a distraction is in order.

no one is to be harmed
in canterlot i will be the one to do it
no one else

Killing isn't my stile anyway. Chocolate milk is a good explosive but not a killer, it just makes glorious chaos and confusion.

I'm going in. Luna will soon be within my grasp.

Damnit Discord! You're going to make her CRY!

I AM NOT! Look at her! She's dancing.

You must think I'm a complete idiot don't you...

Oh don't be so grumpy dear. There's nothing serious going on here.

Of course there isn't, you just want to control the world... or annoy us all to hell... and why do you call me dear, I'm a boy...

no he wants the world in chaos
i want to rule the world

I can call you whatever I want duckling! And my intentions are of no concern to you.

Actually, they kinda' are... I'm a hero, and a hero stops evil and if you are doing something evil, I need to stop you! And if you call me duckling again I will shank your ass

I'm not evil. Whatever gave you that idea?

*Snicker* Duckling.

Well... seeing as how you have a whole 'I'm going to destroy the entire world' look on your face... I'm locking you out of the house!

We actually have a door? Huh...

Wait, if you didn't know about the door, how the hell did you get into our house?

I.. Don't know..

I... Just... I don't even... You know what, screw it, Breaking physics and logic is the answer to that!

Like I say. What fun is there in making sense?

I... I don't know... I don't know if I should become evil or not... I mean... Sure I wouldn't have to risk my life everyday saving people... but then I couldn't explore with my friends...

I'm so confused...

Take your time young man, think about it. I'll be hanging with Pinkie Pie if you need me.

I... I guess... I guess I could try it for a while... I mean, I might like it enough to stay evil...

Great! Get your armor ready. We attack Ponyville at midnight!

I'll get my Gear ready... What part of Ponyville are we attacking first?

Please let them forgive me for all of this...

Be a anti-hero, you still get to do good things and have fun!

Yeah, Breaking all sense of logic is fun!

and chaotic which is probally why my friends yell at me...

Why do you even bother being a hero anyway? Wouldn't it be more fun to cause chaos than correct it?

No... Well... Yeah... I mean... The world needs to have protectors... and I causing Chaos would cause everything to collapse... but then again... even if I do something good, I still get yelled at for messing up somehow...

That's the problem with "the good guys" sure they get love and glory the first couple of times but then they want to see you fail. They want to watch as you crash and burn. Being "the bad guy" gives you freedom to do whatever the heck you want.

They will never understand you. But I do.

M-Maybe you're right... I try and help because I want to and can... and yet... they all believe that I'm just trying to get noticed and be praised and all that... I guess the only reason I don't become evil is because of my friends...

Maybe I should become evil...

I'm liking the idea. What do you say? Terrorize Ponyville to celebrate?

okay