Celestia and luna as colts. bs dum tsss. Cd t Fil' colt hasley. BWAHAHAHA, CAPITALIST PIG HANDGUNS DO NOT MEASURE TO GLORIOUS NAGANT REVOLVER! Celestia and luna as colts bs dum tsss Cd t Fil' colt hasley BWAHAHAHA CAPITALIST PIG HANDGUNS DO NOT MEASURE TO GLORIOUS NAGANT REVOLVER!
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#24 - DaCrazyOne
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BWAHAHAHA, CAPITALIST PIG HANDGUNS DO NOT MEASURE TO GLORIOUS NAGANT REVOLVER!
User avatar #29 to #24 - frienderman
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AHEM
Smith and Wesson has made a double action .50 cal Magnum.
AHEM
User avatar #30 to #29 - DaCrazyOne
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BMG or AE?

and can it be suppressed?

Thought so.
User avatar #31 to #30 - frienderman
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They had to create a new round for it, no neither.

There is no need for a suppressor, as people can't hear you when they're dead.
User avatar #32 to #31 - DaCrazyOne
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Link to pistol?

Obviously, but others WILL hear the gunshot besides your target, and then they call for backup and then you are boned.
User avatar #42 to #32 - Jewssassin
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Its called the Smith an Wesson 500 mag. Its DA/SA and shut the **** up about suppressors.
The S&W 500 is NOT a military weapon, its a hunting weapon, also suppressors dont make a gun completely silent, this isnt a video game or a movie. Very few guns with very good suppressors are as quiet that they are in the movies, one of which would actually be the Nagant Revolver because the cylinder movies forward to make a seal with the beginning of the barrel. Regardless, a suppressor in a military action is used to mask the LOCATION of the firer, also it eliminates mussel flash, and weakens mussel climb. Even more so if you use cold loaded ammo to remain subsonic.
User avatar #76 to #42 - Charizard
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Its also good for not blowing out your hearing, but you know you don't need that at all. Also Don't call it "cold loaded" just call it subsonic ammo all it is is just less powder.
User avatar #89 to #76 - Jewssassin
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That is a plus, the uses of suppressors for civilian use really end there unless you really want one for hunting.
User avatar #91 to #89 - Charizard
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Yea kinda in a lot of places hunting with them is illegal which makes no ******* scene. But
imagine how load and how bad your ears will heart if you fire a gun inside your house for self defense, good reason to have one.
User avatar #127 to #91 - Jewssassin
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Yeah. I saw one guy on /k/ says his Home Defense weapon is a S&W 29 with 300 grain hornady hollow points. So if he misses his attacker they will both just sit there with bleeding ears dazed until the police arrive.
Really if you dont want to KILL your ears with a HD firearm and not have to wear Ear Pro everywhere, you could use a 9mm or .380ACP, but its still going to do some damage and you will have ringing in your ears for acouple of days.
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#52 to #42 - frienderman
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^this
^this
User avatar #61 to #52 - Jewssassin
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I think this would be the fourth or fifth time Ive had to learn someone on Funny Junk about suppressors and it sure as **** wont be the last.
User avatar #62 to #61 - DaCrazyOne
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>Implying that I don't already know about suppressors and ****.

I am a /k/omrade, damn it, I know my ****.
#66 to #62 - Jewssassin
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You are a /k/ommando, yet you know not about the S&W 500, and you want to suppress one.
User avatar #67 to #66 - Jewssassin
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You be nogunz.
#68 to #67 - DaCrazyOne
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Niet, I have bolt-action Marlin in closet.

and the name had to be said for it all to click together, I am ********* at charades.

and I hope to add a Moist Nugget to the starting collection, wait, 2 of them, so I can Oberez one of them, for the glory of the motherland.
User avatar #77 to #68 - frienderman
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I'm going to order a Schwerer Gustav, make my own P-1500 Land Kreuzer, and prove that bigger guns are better.
User avatar #78 to #77 - DaCrazyOne
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Mein gott...you best have a destructive weapons license or you may have to go SKS inna woods, or is it Garand....so many recent changes, it's hard to keep track.
User avatar #83 to #78 - frienderman
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Pffft... Laws are for wimps. Put one of the cop's 9 mm cap guns against a P-1500 and then we'll have an argument.
User avatar #85 to #83 - DaCrazyOne
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It doesn't take much 9mm to drop a human, you best have something on the defensive side of this equation.
#86 to #85 - frienderman
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Have you seen concepts of the P-1500 Land Kreuzer? It's a tank. With a Schwerer Gustav on top. Have a picture of one.
#88 to #86 - DaCrazyOne
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I...I...I think I came a little...but all it would take is some BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT to take it down.
User avatar #98 to #88 - frienderman
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Hmm... It was going to have several flak guns on it, and I'm sure a 21st century version would have some SAMs.
User avatar #116 to #98 - DaCrazyOne
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Doesn't matter, still badass.

Did you read up on the weapons it can bring to bear?
User avatar #103 to #98 - DaCrazyOne
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Hmm...I might have to pull out the big guns for this one...and it'll make your Schwerer Gustav look like a pea shooter....meet...THE BOLO, Mark 33

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolo_(tank)

Fear ye, and despair, for Hellbore cannons are only the beginning....
User avatar #109 to #103 - frienderman
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Touche. But the P-1500 was actually in development on its way to production, it just got canceled because it was too expensive, as opposed to the Bolo, which is purely fictitious.
#69 to #24 - anon id: f1745f9f
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P.O.S    
read panzer aces. Albert ernst took a shot to the forehead and survived and was able to return to the eastern front.
P.O.S
read panzer aces. Albert ernst took a shot to the forehead and survived and was able to return to the eastern front.
User avatar #74 to #69 - DaCrazyOne
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Fascist propaganda, I say.
#25 to #24 - shadowbloodedge
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You must be from    
   
Stalliongrad
You must be from

Stalliongrad
#26 to #25 - DaCrazyOne
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#27 to #26 - shadowbloodedge
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#28 to #27 - DaCrazyOne
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Indeed.
#33 - deathlordgusta
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how i feel when i don't get the joke
User avatar #34 to #33 - cdm
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Colt. Young horse, type of gun. Homonyms.
#35 to #34 - deathlordgusta
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#11 - diabolicgnome
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User avatar #59 to #11 - blokrokker
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Just a related gif for you
#5 - sierramike
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Logic is flawed, that would mean Luna is older then Celsetia.
Logic is flawed, that would mean Luna is older then Celsetia.
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User avatar #17 to #10 - sierramike
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YUP^
User avatar #41 to #5 - trostell
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Actually, think about it this way: Luna is old-fashioned. Stuck in the old ways because of being on the moon for so long. Celestia us more "in tune" with the current times. Thus, it makes sense that Celestia would be the newer, current style of Colt handgun.
#45 to #41 - sierramike
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True, but still. I stick by my first statement. Plus luna is way cooler then celestia, SHE deserves the 1911 more then her sister. inb4 opinions.
#92 - thefunnyjunkers
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You mother *******. You ponyize The Walking Dead, Dragon Ball Z, and The Legend of Zelda. And now Colt 1911? This is taking it too far. You never **** with Colt.
#104 to #92 - paintballgun
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dude calm down it just a punny pun
#122 to #92 - pyrothermal
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If you'll allow me the time, I'd like to speak. This was made because some bronies, including myself, have a common interest in both guns and ponies. Is there really a reason to fight? We like the same things you do. We're not trying to ruin it. We've just taken it in a different direction that makes it more enjoyable to us.
User avatar #125 to #122 - thefunnyjunkers
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This is a more respectable approach. I hadn't thought of it that way.
#138 to #125 - pyrothermal
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I'm glad to see we can find some common ground.
#94 to #92 - newprinny
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it's just a joke, bro, calm yo ***** tits
User avatar #95 to #94 - thefunnyjunkers
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It's not a joke because it's not funny. You're just adding a pony theme to things.
#99 to #95 - newprinny
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it's funny because "colts" can refer to young male horses, and while it was a pretty flimsy pun, it was a pun nonetheless and it was amusing because of its punny-ness
User avatar #106 to #99 - thefunnyjunkers
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One more thing. You bastards claim "Love and tolerance" to haters, yet you feel the need to thumb me down for my opinion?
#111 to #106 - newprinny
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i feel the need to thumb you down because you're being an asshat
User avatar #159 to #111 - taxation
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your comment = legitimately the best anything on all fj tonight.
the funny has been doubled!
User avatar #164 to #159 - newprinny
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thank you kindly ;)
User avatar #115 to #111 - thefunnyjunkers
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By having my own opinion, I'm an asshat? Seems legit.
#118 to #115 - newprinny
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by calling us names and attacking us, you're being an asshat
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User avatar #101 to #99 - thefunnyjunkers
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You're honestly going to tell me that you found this content "Funny"?
#105 to #101 - newprinny
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yes, and you're honestly going to tell me you aren't just getting butt-hurt?
User avatar #107 to #105 - thefunnyjunkers
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Butthurt? Not really. I'll make fun of your ponies and you'll get offended too. I like my guns.
#110 to #107 - newprinny
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The only offended one here is you
User avatar #112 to #110 - thefunnyjunkers
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I know. Because I'm refraining from making fun of you liking ponies. I respect that opinion, but it doesn't belong on every single object. The problem with most of you is, you thumb up anything pony related, funny or not.
#117 to #112 - newprinny
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"You mother *******"
"This is taking it too far. You never **** with Colt."
yes, I can feel the respect just glistening off of every word you type
i could almost bathe in the pure respect you're offering to us
(and we already went over this, it is funny, just not to butt-hurt people)
User avatar #120 to #117 - thefunnyjunkers
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I'm not offering you full purity respect. I respect the fact that you like ponies. I don't, however, respect that you ruin my favorite things by ponyizing them. Regardless, you're still a mother ****** for ruining yet another thing for me.
#123 to #120 - newprinny
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again with the "ruining" so, now that there's a pony version of these guns, it's just going to haunt you for the rest of your days? the mere fact you know about them is going to make you throw away your precious guns? you'll forget all about this in like 3-4 days, a week tops, so stop complaining that we have "ruined" anything
User avatar #124 to #123 - thefunnyjunkers
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I'll stop complaining that you ruined something when you stop complaining about my opinion.
#126 to #124 - newprinny
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I'm not complaining about your opinion, I'm making conversation, you provide a weak flimsy argument as to why I and the rest of the bronies should be ashamed, I shoot it down with logic and not butt-hurtedness   
this is pretty fun
I'm not complaining about your opinion, I'm making conversation, you provide a weak flimsy argument as to why I and the rest of the bronies should be ashamed, I shoot it down with logic and not butt-hurtedness
this is pretty fun
#84 - fantomen
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What the **** is going on here?
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User avatar #6 to #2 - sporkbacon
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did you get my message?

User avatar #7 to #6 - haker
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no, but I'll be done tomorrow, in the morning if I can get to it.
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Okay.
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#4 - hauntzor
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I'm so glad those guns are labeled, otherwise I'd be completely lost on the joke
I'm so glad those guns are labeled, otherwise I'd be completely lost on the joke