Celestia and luna as colts. bs dum tsss. Cd t Fil' colt hasley. BWAHAHAHA, CAPITALIST PIG HANDGUNS DO NOT MEASURE TO GLORIOUS NAGANT REVOLVER!
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bs dum tsss

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colt hasley
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User avatar #165 - techketzer (04/11/2012) [-]
This made me lol good and proper.
#154 - WTFalcon (04/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #152 - ilovepelicans ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
You forget that "colt" is the name for a MALE foal.
#139 - dubnium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#129 - cubanwhiteman (04/11/2012) [-]
Isn't Luna younger, and smaller?
#162 to #129 - undeadpenguin (04/11/2012) [-]
same thought that went through my head as well
#144 to #129 - anonymous (04/11/2012) [-]
But she has caps lock voice (bigger bullets)
#128 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
Except that a colt is a young male horse...
#145 to #128 - anonymous (04/11/2012) [-]
The joke is rule 63. You see "Celestia and Luna as Colts" and think "Oh, rule 63 they're shown as guys" but you get there and they're literally guns. That's the joke.

Also, fukken saved.
User avatar #146 to #145 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
sorry, that's not at all what I expected... not really anyway.
#147 to #146 - anonymous (04/11/2012) [-]
Well, it's not like I can't see why you'd see it differently. OP had a good joke, but not the best presentation.
#148 to #147 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
I'm glad you explained it for me though. Thank you Anon. You are indeed a cool guy, and eh don't afraid of anything.
#149 to #148 - anonymous (04/11/2012) [-]
I try to be reasonable.
#150 to #149 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
I like you Anon, you're a funny guy! If you ever make an account, add me.
I like you Anon, you're a funny guy! If you ever make an account, add me.
#151 to #150 - anonymous (04/11/2012) [-]
Well, seeing as how there are some normal people still on this site, maybe I will. I just need a name.
#153 to #151 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
Just make sure you don't have troll in your name. Nobody will take you seriously...
#155 to #153 - anonymous (04/11/2012) [-]
Well, I'm sure you'd know.

oh god almost out of derpy pics
#156 to #155 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
Fear not Anon... I have a ******** of Derpy pics. 151 in all to be exact.
User avatar #158 to #156 - pukingrainbows (04/11/2012) [-]
That's anon btw
User avatar #157 to #156 - pukingrainbows (04/11/2012) [-]
I have more at home, I'm at work now.
#160 to #157 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
ANON! I mean... puking...   
You did it! :D
ANON! I mean... puking...

You did it! :D
#161 to #160 - pukingrainbows (04/11/2012) [-]
Yep, I now have one friend.
#163 to #161 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #132 to #130 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
No... Celestia and Luna are females. If they were young, they would be fillies. And you could easily make a joke with the Phillies...
User avatar #133 to #132 - kingedofnoob (04/11/2012) [-]
Fair enough, I just thought that the joke was a pun on having Celestia and Luna portrayed as males, but instead Colt guns rather than Colts.
#134 to #133 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
Wait... what?
User avatar #135 to #134 - kingedofnoob (04/11/2012) [-]
Never mind.
User avatar #137 to #135 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
I'm just confused. Did you not see the content? Or did you not understand my comment?
User avatar #141 to #137 - kingedofnoob (04/11/2012) [-]
Honestly it doesn't matter, I think that we just both took the joke in different ways, I get where you're coming from but I am just not in the mood for this debate. I did see the content btw.
User avatar #142 to #141 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
Oh okay. Well, have a good day sir!
User avatar #143 to #142 - kingedofnoob (04/11/2012) [-]
You too kind sir.
User avatar #131 to #130 - lexarcommander ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
emphasis on male, so, although clever, this picture wouldnt work with these two characters... snips and snails maybe
User avatar #93 - ericforeman (04/11/2012) [-]
Except that Celestia is older
#92 - thefunnyjunkers (04/11/2012) [-]
You mother ******* . You ponyize The Walking Dead, Dragon Ball Z, and The Legend of Zelda. And now Colt 1911? This is taking it too far. You never **** with Colt.
#122 to #92 - pyrothermal (04/11/2012) [-]
If you'll allow me the time, I'd like to speak. This was made because some bronies, including myself, have a common interest in both guns and ponies. Is there really a reason to fight? We like the same things you do. We're not trying to ruin it. We've just taken it in a different direction that makes it more enjoyable to us.
User avatar #125 to #122 - thefunnyjunkers (04/11/2012) [-]
This is a more respectable approach. I hadn't thought of it that way.
#138 to #125 - pyrothermal (04/11/2012) [-]
I'm glad to see we can find some common ground.
#104 to #92 - paintballgun (04/11/2012) [-]
dude calm down it just a punny pun
#94 to #92 - newprinny (04/11/2012) [-]
it's just a joke, bro, calm yo ***** tits
User avatar #95 to #94 - thefunnyjunkers (04/11/2012) [-]
It's not a joke because it's not funny. You're just adding a pony theme to things.
#99 to #95 - newprinny (04/11/2012) [-]
it's funny because "colts" can refer to young male horses, and while it was a pretty flimsy pun, it was a pun nonetheless and it was amusing because of its punny-ness
User avatar #106 to #99 - thefunnyjunkers (04/11/2012) [-]
One more thing. You bastards claim "Love and tolerance" to haters, yet you feel the need to thumb me down for my opinion?
#140 to #106 - dubnium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#111 to #106 - newprinny (04/11/2012) [-]
i feel the need to thumb you down because you're being an asshat
User avatar #159 to #111 - taxation (04/11/2012) [-]
your comment = legitimately the best anything on all fj tonight.
the funny has been doubled!
User avatar #164 to #159 - newprinny (04/11/2012) [-]
thank you kindly ;)
User avatar #115 to #111 - thefunnyjunkers (04/11/2012) [-]
By having my own opinion, I'm an asshat? Seems legit.
#118 to #115 - newprinny (04/11/2012) [-]
by calling us names and attacking us, you're being an asshat
User avatar #101 to #99 - thefunnyjunkers (04/11/2012) [-]
You're honestly going to tell me that you found this content "Funny"?
#105 to #101 - newprinny (04/11/2012) [-]
yes, and you're honestly going to tell me you aren't just getting butt-hurt?
User avatar #107 to #105 - thefunnyjunkers (04/11/2012) [-]
Butthurt? Not really. I'll make fun of your ponies and you'll get offended too. I like my guns.
#110 to #107 - newprinny (04/11/2012) [-]
The only offended one here is you
User avatar #112 to #110 - thefunnyjunkers (04/11/2012) [-]
I know. Because I'm refraining from making fun of you liking ponies. I respect that opinion, but it doesn't belong on every single object. The problem with most of you is, you thumb up anything pony related, funny or not.
#117 to #112 - newprinny (04/11/2012) [-]
"You mother ******* "
"This is taking it too far. You never **** with Colt."
yes, I can feel the respect just glistening off of every word you type
i could almost bathe in the pure respect you're offering to us
(and we already went over this, it is funny, just not to butt-hurt people)
User avatar #120 to #117 - thefunnyjunkers (04/11/2012) [-]
I'm not offering you full purity respect. I respect the fact that you like ponies. I don't, however, respect that you ruin my favorite things by ponyizing them. Regardless, you're still a mother ****** for ruining yet another thing for me.
#123 to #120 - newprinny (04/11/2012) [-]
again with the "ruining" so, now that there's a pony version of these guns, it's just going to haunt you for the rest of your days? the mere fact you know about them is going to make you throw away your precious guns? you'll forget all about this in like 3-4 days, a week tops, so stop complaining that we have "ruined" anything
User avatar #124 to #123 - thefunnyjunkers (04/11/2012) [-]
I'll stop complaining that you ruined something when you stop complaining about my opinion.
#126 to #124 - newprinny (04/11/2012) [-]
I'm not complaining about your opinion, I'm making conversation, you provide a weak flimsy argument as to why I and the rest of the bronies should be ashamed, I shoot it down with logic and not butt-hurtedness   
this is pretty fun
I'm not complaining about your opinion, I'm making conversation, you provide a weak flimsy argument as to why I and the rest of the bronies should be ashamed, I shoot it down with logic and not butt-hurtedness
this is pretty fun
#90 - anonymous (04/11/2012) [-]
Well since we're showing all the cute guns lol
#87 - marcomb ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
**marcomb rolls 89**
mfw i realized the guns had faces
#84 - fantomen (04/10/2012) [-]
What the **** is going on here?
#79 - kightofnever (04/10/2012) [-]
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User avatar #65 - elginpocketwatch (04/10/2012) [-]
thats it. bronies just got TOO weird for me.
#63 - overwatchmd (04/10/2012) [-]
I lolled
I lolled
#55 - mrcarpenter (04/10/2012) [-]
**mrcarpenter rolled a random image posted in comment #3723889 at FJ Pony Thread ** what a twist
#46 - eternalstromboli (04/10/2012) [-]
not sure which one I would want...
they're both awesome
User avatar #80 to #46 - drunkenfist (04/10/2012) [-]
Dual wield then. Bam, problem solved.
#73 to #46 - HOtaconE (04/10/2012) [-]
Revolvers are classier, pistols are more effective.
#72 to #46 - adolfoliverbush (04/10/2012) [-]
Watch out m1911 if you get an older version, and don't shoot properly will dig up the skin on your wrist, hence the name "potato digger"
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#33 - deathlordgusta (04/10/2012) [-]
how i feel when i don't get the joke
User avatar #34 to #33 - cdm (04/10/2012) [-]
Colt. Young horse, type of gun. Homonyms.
#24 - DaCrazyOne (04/10/2012) [-]
#69 to #24 - anonymous (04/10/2012) [-]
read panzer aces. Albert ernst took a shot to the forehead and survived and was able to return to the eastern front.
read panzer aces. Albert ernst took a shot to the forehead and survived and was able to return to the eastern front.
User avatar #74 to #69 - DaCrazyOne (04/10/2012) [-]
Fascist propaganda, I say.
User avatar #29 to #24 - frienderman (04/10/2012) [-]
Smith and Wesson has made a double action .50 cal Magnum.
User avatar #30 to #29 - DaCrazyOne (04/10/2012) [-]
BMG or AE?

and can it be suppressed?

Thought so.
User avatar #31 to #30 - frienderman (04/10/2012) [-]
They had to create a new round for it, no neither.

There is no need for a suppressor, as people can't hear you when they're dead.
User avatar #32 to #31 - DaCrazyOne (04/10/2012) [-]
Link to pistol?

Obviously, but others WILL hear the gunshot besides your target, and then they call for backup and then you are boned.
User avatar #42 to #32 - Jewssassin (04/10/2012) [-]
Its called the Smith an Wesson 500 mag. Its DA/SA and shut the **** up about suppressors.
The S&W 500 is NOT a military weapon, its a hunting weapon, also suppressors dont make a gun completely silent, this isnt a video game or a movie. Very few guns with very good suppressors are as quiet that they are in the movies, one of which would actually be the Nagant Revolver because the cylinder movies forward to make a seal with the beginning of the barrel. Regardless, a suppressor in a military action is used to mask the LOCATION of the firer, also it eliminates mussel flash, and weakens mussel climb. Even more so if you use cold loaded ammo to remain subsonic.
User avatar #76 to #42 - Charizard (04/10/2012) [-]
Its also good for not blowing out your hearing, but you know you don't need that at all. Also Don't call it "cold loaded" just call it subsonic ammo all it is is just less powder.
User avatar #89 to #76 - Jewssassin (04/11/2012) [-]
That is a plus, the uses of suppressors for civilian use really end there unless you really want one for hunting.
User avatar #91 to #89 - Charizard (04/11/2012) [-]
Yea kinda in a lot of places hunting with them is illegal which makes no ******* scene. But
imagine how load and how bad your ears will heart if you fire a gun inside your house for self defense, good reason to have one.
User avatar #127 to #91 - Jewssassin (04/11/2012) [-]
Yeah. I saw one guy on /k/ says his Home Defense weapon is a S&W 29 with 300 grain hornady hollow points. So if he misses his attacker they will both just sit there with bleeding ears dazed until the police arrive.
Really if you dont want to KILL your ears with a HD firearm and not have to wear Ear Pro everywhere, you could use a 9mm or .380ACP, but its still going to do some damage and you will have ringing in your ears for acouple of days.
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#52 to #42 - frienderman (04/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #61 to #52 - Jewssassin (04/10/2012) [-]
I think this would be the fourth or fifth time Ive had to learn someone on Funny Junk about suppressors and it sure as **** wont be the last.
User avatar #62 to #61 - DaCrazyOne (04/10/2012) [-]
>Implying that I don't already know about suppressors and **** .

I am a /k/omrade, damn it, I know my **** .
#66 to #62 - Jewssassin (04/10/2012) [-]
You are a /k/ommando, yet you know not about the S&W 500, and you want to suppress one.
User avatar #67 to #66 - Jewssassin (04/10/2012) [-]
You be nogunz.
#68 to #67 - DaCrazyOne (04/10/2012) [-]
Niet, I have bolt-action Marlin in closet.

and the name had to be said for it all to click together, I am ********* at charades.

and I hope to add a Moist Nugget to the starting collection, wait, 2 of them, so I can Oberez one of them, for the glory of the motherland.
User avatar #77 to #68 - frienderman (04/10/2012) [-]
I'm going to order a Schwerer Gustav, make my own P-1500 Land Kreuzer, and prove that bigger guns are better.
User avatar #78 to #77 - DaCrazyOne (04/10/2012) [-]
Mein gott...you best have a destructive weapons license or you may have to go SKS inna woods, or is it Garand....so many recent changes, it's hard to keep track.
User avatar #83 to #78 - frienderman (04/10/2012) [-]
Pffft... Laws are for wimps. Put one of the cop's 9 mm cap guns against a P-1500 and then we'll have an argument.
User avatar #85 to #83 - DaCrazyOne (04/10/2012) [-]
It doesn't take much 9mm to drop a human, you best have something on the defensive side of this equation.
#86 to #85 - frienderman (04/11/2012) [-]
Have you seen concepts of the P-1500 Land Kreuzer? It's a tank. With a Schwerer Gustav on top. Have a picture of one.
#88 to #86 - DaCrazyOne (04/11/2012) [-]
I...I...I think I came a little...but all it would take is some BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT to take it down.
User avatar #98 to #88 - frienderman (04/11/2012) [-]
Hmm... It was going to have several flak guns on it, and I'm sure a 21st century version would have some SAMs.
User avatar #116 to #98 - DaCrazyOne (04/11/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter, still badass.

Did you read up on the weapons it can bring to bear?
User avatar #103 to #98 - DaCrazyOne (04/11/2012) [-]
Hmm...I might have to pull out the big guns for this one...and it'll make your Schwerer Gustav look like a pea shooter....meet...THE BOLO, Mark 33


Fear ye, and despair, for Hellbore cannons are only the beginning....
User avatar #109 to #103 - frienderman (04/11/2012) [-]
Touche. But the P-1500 was actually in development on its way to production, it just got canceled because it was too expensive, as opposed to the Bolo, which is purely fictitious.
#25 to #24 - shadowbloodedge (04/10/2012) [-]
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