Brony rapper

Lyrics: (0:09) Oh hai, I'm that guy Built so fly like the pegasi Top class, best young flyer But I do know why, I am no liar (0:16) Flew through on a hot air balloon Didn't ask Twi, but she doesn't have a clue Like Dash, I'm just like a tank Cutie mark on the flank, goin' like Mmm (0:22) Gotta be the one to go bananas I'm a brony but I coulda been a better /b/tard I wanna go far, but nobody cares who you are when you're behind 7 proxies in Madagascar I don't wanna wind up in the alley with the t...more »

Lyrics: (0:09) Oh hai, I'm that guy Built so fly like the pegasi Top class, best young flyer But I do know why, I am no liar (0:16) Flew through on a hot air balloon Didn't ask Twi, but she doesn't have a clue Like Dash, I'm just like a tank Cutie mark on the flank, goin' like Mmm (0:22) Gotta be the one to go bananas I'm a brony but I coulda been a better /b/tard I wanna go far, but nobody cares who you are when you're behind 7 proxies in Madagascar I don't wanna wind up in the alley with the trash of passers-by lookin' at the sky wondering why I shouldn't be banished to the moon up high like Nightmare Moon, feelin' that my end is nigh, whinin' and cryin' so, (0:34) Gonna be a Rarity and make you super scared of me and have you begging now and givin' all your pretty gems to me then pretty soon you will see that Imma be really really not dependent on the Elements of Harmony Who's Rarity? You're kiddin' me Brush up on your "My Little Pony Friendship is Magic", 4th generation Got enough fans to create a new nation (0:45) If you're scanning the description and not lookin' at my lips You're gonna miss a mention of a little hint cause it's a half-a-second Itty bitty super silent glimpse of who I fantasize about when I go about my business (0:51) Wanna take a little guess about who I think about when I'm doin' that and this? About who's on my mind when I wash dishes? Or when I make a wish when I'm wishing my wishes? (0:57) Bring your eyes back to the screen, you're gonna see just what I mean When I say with absolutely no hesistation: Rarity, always on top tier, makes me wanna come Near the plushie propped on my desk Tissues in my hand for when I go and sneeze.