Brony Love

>Me and buddy talking in math class
>He is prospective Brony
>We get into conversation about MLP
>Suddenly girlfriend appears
>She listens but eyes glaze over
>I ask her whats up
>She hesitates
>I persist
>She says people say things about me
>I ask what
>She says people think that I'm gay for liking ponies
>I'll tell her that I'll prove right now that I'm not gay
>She asks how
>Before she can react I grab her head and kiss her, forcing my tounge down her throat
>At first she resists but then she welcomes it
>Pretty soon we're taking each other's clothes off
>I bend her over the table
>My penis lierally grows two inches
>I penatrate her deeper than I've ever done before
>Now she's yelling, screaming in delight
>I feel I'm about to climax
>I shout, "FOR EQUESTRIA!!" immediately before I shoot my load in her
>We've finished
>Panting, I Iook up, seeing my buddy
>He starts clapping
>Then so does the person next to him
>Then the person next to that person
>Now whole class is clapping
>I raise my hands
>They all stop
>I give them words of fairwell and then leave
>I never went back
>Hear that I'm a legend there now... a hero
>For making it okay to be a Brony
>I say I'm not a hero but a model
>An example of taking your passions and opinions and protecting them and making them accepted