Apple Bucking

doest really seem to be eating it. i dont think they are carnivores

thats derpy IRL

How quaint.

but how can she get back in the tree if she's a body? Saying she's a body implies she's dead, therefore immobile

Shouldn't you be dead right now Ms. Dash? How can you be talking to the court when clearly if dead bodies aren't able to move anything (including their mouths) then why are you talking?

Here, take our souls in Apple form.

Those are some good souls

weres her cutie mark?

make me

no problem rainbow
I brought my rope

that is a pretty cool rope you have there applejack..

why thank you

i think it would look very nice on you

>implying you could catch the best athlete in equestria

dern tootin i could cause i'm the best athlete, who stopped that carriage from going over the cliff hey sugarcube

and besides i know you wouldnt run from the rope, you love this too much


(this picture looks a bit creepy to me but got to use what pics i got)

well.. okay ill let the SECOND best athlete in equestria have a chance

riigggghhhhttt
some athlete you are
last time i recalled you didnt have that much endurance

applejack?! you know how much stuff I get on my sexuality already, you can't go around spreading rumors like THAT!

well rumors tend to be false
and i'm the element of honesty

besides everypony knows.
especially after that show you put on for me on my birthday

APPLEJACK! those were private for a reason!

I'm sorry sugarcube

ill make it up to you. you know i know how to make you happy

name a time and a place...

the time now

the place, where ever i feel is a good spot to put you down on

whatcha waiting for?

Oh God, this is the best fanfiction ever.
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

hey now dont do what i done think you're doing if you know whats good for ya

now what do yall have to say for yourself

Ah, sorry AJ! I just couldn't help myself!

we try

for your anus to be prepared

anus is prepared

well that was fun. not sure how you got in the tree but ill make sure to let you down after im finish bucking apples.

or maybe ill just leave you there. you are in such a nice postion there and it be nice to stop by whenever i want

ok pinkie pie

Did somebody say RAPE?

i think so

Well, the lack of a Cutie Mark could be because this comic was taken before she GOT her Cutie Mark in the first place.

card captor sakura fuck yeah!

^My fave show of all time. Wondering if anyone even knows the show...

Carp Captor Sakura. I loved how her friend would always try and make her wear odd dresses, even though they didn't always make sense, she would put them on anyways for the heck of it.

dont forget she tried to record like every second of sakura's life XD best creeper ever

...and that she would always be smiling...always...

So true :P

just googled Tomoyo Daidoji Sad/Frowning...nothing came up

So instead I post the picture of my fave anime character

PS: Not sure if you play League of Legends but he reminds me of Ashe in many ways :P

That's because Tomoyo never frowned.

Correct, but now we must fully explain the how and why of the joke and then because the punchline didn't do what we anticipated we have to explode it in a way that fits with the way the joke was supposed to be delivered.

but you have already done so

I see no problem then. Or is there?

of course there isnt, I didnt think there ever was

Excellent.