Ah, the joys of FanFiction

Bill Cosby felt something in his chest at the sight
of the crying alicorn. His inner humanity began
to shine through as he walked toward her and
hugged her tightly. Princess Celestia' s tears began
receding as she felt his warm, flawley Body press
against hers. She smiled lightly at the touch of
his argyle sweater on her ooit and the smell of
what she guessed to be pudding.