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#56 to #5 - Nullifier (06/06/2012) [-]
Salutations, inferior people,

I am reffered to as Sir Micheal. Thy homosexual tendencies lead you to become one who absurdly manages not to succeed at the simple act of living. Myself, however? I recently engaged in intercourse with five scores of wenches. Art though familiar with wenches? I shall inform thee kindly; they are not inflatable, nor are they imaginary! Verily, they even exist outside of your fantastical creations of pornography that you regularly partake in. Art thou prepared for more? Extant wenches are not influenced by the prestige and pride of thy inferior university, nor are they impressed by the frequency with which you contribute to message boards of dissapointment!

Indeed, I enjoy the life i live. Regularly, I travel with my acquaintances to the local tavern, where we partake in the consumption of large amounts of female counterparts! But seven days ago, I engaged in coitus with three wenches simultaneously! By my calculations, that is quite possibly three wenches more than will ever even glance upon thee, obsessive peon! Do not despise me as a result of my confident attitude, nor my beautiful countenance! Nor should you loathe me for my ability to partake in intercourse with multitudes of females REGULARLY, as you envious peasants must never know!

This image is relevant; It depicts myself and but a single of my infinitely large amount of feminine acquaintances!
#61 to #56 - itsjustthedoctor (06/07/2012) [-]
my face when i understood that perfectly...
#59 to #56 - gatodelfuego (06/06/2012) [-]
10/10
10/10
User avatar #60 to #59 - Nullifier (06/06/2012) [-]
i admit i was hoping for more than 2 thumbs though
#53 to #5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/06/2012) [-]
so hows the STD's going? gust saying.
User avatar #40 to #5 - deathlordgusta (06/06/2012) [-]
sup sunset.
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#43 to #41 - deathlordgusta (06/06/2012) [-]
did you make that copy pasta yourself?

pic unrelated
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#45 to #44 - deathlordgusta (06/06/2012) [-]
let the butthurt commence.
let the butthurt commence.
User avatar #38 to #5 - ilynchnigs (06/06/2012) [-]
not sure if troll, or just very stupid.

Alos if this were true you wouldnt be on funnyjunk, or take the time to spellcheck/ even post something this long
User avatar #39 to #38 - deathlordgusta (06/06/2012) [-]
>sunset
User avatar #42 to #39 - ilynchnigs (06/06/2012) [-]
true, i just like to point out flaws
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#34 to #5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/06/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at Beware the beer cobra! ** MFW people don't realize he's trolling
#33 to #5 - rghrbogbaroy (06/06/2012) [-]
OH HO HO! look at me! im the overly masculine macho man in the picture with the piece of meat that was passed around the block a dozen times! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! lets get pointless tattoos of nautical stars and drink coors beer all day bro! guess what.
Sie sind die am idiotisch und sinnlos Abschaum auf diesem Planeten, bitte töten Sie Ihre Selbst.
look up a translate to read that correctly. also life tip its the internet we don't care
#30 to #5 - heartlessrobot (06/06/2012) [-]
This image has expired
For a more successful troll, try making it anonymous next time. But still, 9.7/10.
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User avatar #11 to #5 - myllamaispurple (06/06/2012) [-]
well then have fun when you get aids from having sex with all those women
#10 to #5 - hangingtree (06/06/2012) [-]
Everyone says it's a troll. It's Sunset, what the hell did you expect?
Everyone says it's a troll. It's Sunset, what the hell did you expect?
#6 to #5 - theoneandone (06/05/2012) [-]
I will make you watch sailor moon.  All of it.  I'm sure your trolling, oh and your gf looks like an oompa loompa.
I will make you watch sailor moon. All of it. I'm sure your trolling, oh and your gf looks like an oompa loompa.
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User avatar #51 to #7 - gatodelfuego (06/06/2012) [-]
Gorilla warfare? Are you part of the jimmy rustling team?

inb4 red thumbs
#31 to #7 - theoneandone (06/06/2012) [-]
So funny i forgot to laugh. Troll you need to learn not to lie about your abilities on the internet. Even if you arent lying, im sure a trip to /b/ would scar you for life.
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User avatar #21 to #7 - xtrmbragnrytz (06/06/2012) [-]
hehe... Gorilla warfare... that, you hold you gun sideways to look black or something?
User avatar #8 to #7 - americantuesday (06/05/2012) [-]
Wow, I think Troll needs to step up his game. It's not like I've seen this EXACT same passage on 4chan A MONTH ago or anything...
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