this cracked me up. . Having already dawned a few power' drinks, she turns around, faces him, lacks him straight in the eye and says, . 'N will screw anybody, a
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this cracked me up

Having already dawned a few
power' drinks, she turns
around, faces him, lacks him
straight in the eye and says, . 'N
will screw anybody, anytime. E as .
anywhere, their place, my
place, in the can front
door, door, on the
ground, standing up, sitting
down, naked or' with clothes
an... It doesn' t matter to
me. I just have it."
His eyes now wide with interest, he responds,
Na kidding... I' m in Congress tau. What state
do you represent?"
...
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Submitted: 07/26/2013
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#2 - misticalz has deleted their comment [+] (16 replies)
User avatar #5 to #2 - savvasp (07/26/2013) [-]
then when she ****** him she yelled out rape and sued him
#11 - iFail ONLINE (07/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Now that's some pretty effective advert placement!
#3 - jonnyfunk (07/26/2013) [-]
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#20 - boxdweller ONLINE (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#40 - newforomador (07/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#18 - raiseurdongers (07/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ
User avatar #26 to #18 - bowlerpipe (07/26/2013) [-]
ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ
#64 - aglet (07/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #67 to #64 - lacklusterpelican (07/27/2013) [-]
Thumbed you down because I thought everyone was here for the joke... Then I scrolled down. I was wrong and I'm sorry. +1 for you
#55 - arrowfrogamped (07/27/2013) [-]
THAT'S FUNNY!!!!
#61 - npfortytwo (07/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#32 - walkerjam (07/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If the guy she was talking to is Bill Clintonhe would mean the same as she meant I'm tired someone please tell me to go to sleep or something I shouldn't be awake I'm meeting my relatives tomorrow and maybe some horseracing I don't know
If the guy she was talking to is Bill Clintonhe would mean the same as she meant I'm tired someone please tell me to go to sleep or something I shouldn't be awake I'm meeting my relatives tomorrow and maybe some horseracing I don't know
User avatar #38 to #36 - walkerjam (07/27/2013) [-]
Well yeah, someone's gonna have to take the red thumbs I guess.
User avatar #54 - etherlord (07/27/2013) [-]
I remember this having -1 thumbs in the newest uploads last night. How the **** did it make it here?
User avatar #27 - xtremehivoltage (07/26/2013) [-]
If you examine the photo closely, you may notice that the woman is drinking a beverage.
#17 - ugoboom (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#39 - ilgattozaiga (07/27/2013) [-]
Any time, anywhere,
At the drive in
In the old man's car
Behind the bushes
Until you're screaming for more
Down the basement
Lock the cellar door and then baby
Talk Dirty To Me.

Didn't get carried away at all
User avatar #35 - MRfunnyFACE (07/27/2013) [-]
sigh, *zip*
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