this cracked me up. . Having already dawned a few power' drinks, she turns around, faces him, lacks him straight in the eye and says, . 'N will screw anybody, a
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this cracked me up

Having already dawned a few
power' drinks, she turns
around, faces him, lacks him
straight in the eye and says, . 'N
will screw anybody, anytime. E as .
anywhere, their place, my
place, in the can front
door, door, on the
ground, standing up, sitting
down, naked or' with clothes
an... It doesn' t matter to
me. I just have it."
His eyes now wide with interest, he responds,
Na kidding... I' m in Congress tau. What state
do you represent?"
...
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Submitted: 07/26/2013
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#2 - misticalz has deleted their comment [+] (16 replies)
User avatar #5 to #2 - savvasp (07/26/2013) [-]
then when she fucked him she yelled out rape and sued him
#11 - iFail (07/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Now that's some pretty effective advert placement!
#3 - jonnyfunk (07/26/2013) [-]
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#20 - boxdweller ONLINE (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#40 - newforomador (07/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#18 - raiseurdongers (07/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ
User avatar #26 to #18 - bowlerpipe (07/26/2013) [-]
ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ
#64 - aglet (07/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #67 to #64 - lacklusterpelican (07/27/2013) [-]
Thumbed you down because I thought everyone was here for the joke... Then I scrolled down. I was wrong and I'm sorry. +1 for you
#55 - arrowfrogamped (07/27/2013) [-]
THAT'S FUNNY!!!!
#61 - npfortytwo (07/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#32 - walkerjam (07/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If the guy she was talking to is Bill Clintonhe would mean the same as she meant I'm tired someone please tell me to go to sleep or something I shouldn't be awake I'm meeting my relatives tomorrow and maybe some horseracing I don't know
If the guy she was talking to is Bill Clintonhe would mean the same as she meant I'm tired someone please tell me to go to sleep or something I shouldn't be awake I'm meeting my relatives tomorrow and maybe some horseracing I don't know
User avatar #38 to #36 - walkerjam (07/27/2013) [-]
Well yeah, someone's gonna have to take the red thumbs I guess.
User avatar #54 - etherlord (07/27/2013) [-]
I remember this having -1 thumbs in the newest uploads last night. How the fuck did it make it here?
User avatar #27 - xtremehivoltage (07/26/2013) [-]
If you examine the photo closely, you may notice that the woman is drinking a beverage.
#17 - ugoboom ONLINE (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#63 - seanstantine (07/27/2013) [-]
at this moment in time I am a boob guy..

off to nsfw, later
User avatar #35 - MRfunnyFACE ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
sigh, *zip*
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