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Submitted: 10/27/2013
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#1 - beerbearbeard (10/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This made me think of a joke from Boondock Saints.
Theres a mexican, a black guy and a white guy..
a geenie agrees to grant them each one wish..
the mexican asks for all of his people to be happy and in mexico.
so POOF.. the wish is granted.
the black guy asks for all of his people to be happy and back in africa.
POOF.. the wish is granted.
the geenie finally goes up to the white guy and says, "what will your wish be?"
the white guy says,"you mean to tell me that all of the blacks and mexicans are out of the country?"
the geenie says,"of course! that is what they wished for!"
so the white guy says,"then i guess i will have a coke."

This is not the original joke from the movie, but you get the idea
User avatar #3 - trojandetected (11/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Americans taking classic jokes and try to make it there own:

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Pakistani are in a hot air balloon. They're losing altitude and need to throw some things off before they can make a steady landing. The Irishman shrugs and throws off some of his favorite booze. "Too much of this in our country, anyway." he says. The Pakistani throws off some fine spices. "Too much of this in our country, anyway." He says. The Englishman sighs, picks up the Pakistani, and throws him off. "Too many of them in our country, anyway." he says.
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