A Russian, an American, and a Mexican are sitting on a plane, legs dangling out the door.
The Russian pulls out a bottle of Vodka, takes one swig, and chucks it.
The others protest "What the hell man? We could have gotten wasted with that!" Russian responds "we have too much of that in my country"
Then the Mexican pulls out a block of weed, breaks off a bit, smokes it, and chucks the block off the plane.
The others protest "What the ****? We could have gotten blazed with that!" Mexican responds "we have too much of that in my country"
The American sighs and says "Well, if that's the game..." and shoves the Mexican off the plane.