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#1 - beerbearbeard
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(10/27/2013) [-]
This made me think of a joke from Boondock Saints.
Theres a mexican, a black guy and a white guy..
a geenie agrees to grant them each one wish..
the mexican asks for all of his people to be happy and in mexico.
so POOF.. the wish is granted.
the black guy asks for all of his people to be happy and back in africa.
POOF.. the wish is granted.
the geenie finally goes up to the white guy and says, "what will your wish be?"
the white guy says,"you mean to tell me that all of the blacks and mexicans are out of the country?"
the geenie says,"of course! that is what they wished for!"
so the white guy says,"then i guess i will have a coke."

This is not the original joke from the movie, but you get the idea
User avatar #2 to #1 - brucekillah
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(10/27/2013) [-]
******* love the Boondock Saints. 1 & 2. #2 inspired me to get a mullet in high school... I REGRET NOTHING
User avatar #3 - trojandetected
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(11/03/2013) [-]
Americans taking classic jokes and try to make it there own:

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Pakistani are in a hot air balloon. They're losing altitude and need to throw some things off before they can make a steady landing. The Irishman shrugs and throws off some of his favorite booze. "Too much of this in our country, anyway." he says. The Pakistani throws off some fine spices. "Too much of this in our country, anyway." He says. The Englishman sighs, picks up the Pakistani, and throws him off. "Too many of them in our country, anyway." he says.
#4 to #3 - teranin [OP]
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(11/03/2013) [-]
What's wrong with re-tooling a joke to be more contextually relevant to your audience? It's not theft unless you use it to profit, and a lot of people wouldn't get why pakistanis are an issue in the UK here in the states. This way, more people can enjoy the joke, and more happiness can be spread.

Also, before this maybe turns into a conversation about reposts, I don't make any money for what I post on this site nor would I have the gall to profit from other people's work in such a shady way.
#5 to #4 - trojandetected
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(11/03/2013) [-]
* Because British are funny and Americans are not tea master race