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Natalia is 33 years old crimean attorney. She seems a real good girl: she plays piano and draws, probably she attended music and art school in her childhood.
Natalia worked as attorney for 12 years, according to her own words, and just sometime ago her workplace was in Kiev, in main attorney office of Ukraine. I don't know much about attorney's job in western countries, but in ex-USSR countries attorney's work is very significant: they take part in investigations, act as accusers in courts, collect petitions from citizens and check if police and courts maintain the laws. People often think they are more trustworthy than police and judges.
Her career seems very successful and productive for me. She tells about numerous criminals and gangs she sent to jail. Her most well known enemy was "bashmaki" gang, one of the biggest and strongest gangs in Ukraine, famous for their criminal wars, for using RPG (and missing, destroying some unrelated building by mistake), jailbreaks, murders of police, former "alpha" (russian analogue of SWAT) members and hundreds of another crimes. Her current rank is called "adviser of justice".

During the events in Kiev, she was working in main attorney office in Kiev. She is the witness of Maidan and her harsh words about new ukrainian goverment should be considered along with any other evidencies, because she saw everything with her own eyes.
After the putsch in Kiev, she left attorney office and returned to Crimea. Crimean council of ministers offered her to take over a post of crimean attorney and she accepted it. It happened several days before referendum. After her new appointment she recieved a letter from Kiev with a notification, that she's no longer attorney and adviser of justice, Kiev started investigation of her actions and even tried to ruin her reputation, but could only found some fotos you can now see everywhere. They are pretty usual photos every beautiful woman should have, but officials in Kiev called it "ribald" and acted histerically. Probably they just couldn't find anything dirty about her at all.
Just after referendum another provocation happened. Ukrainian soldier and crimean man were killed by some unknown person. According to Natalia's words it's very similar to killer, who shot people on Maidan and acted as a calamity trigger to Kiev. Now she's hunting him and preventing bloodshed and chaos in Simferopol. Maybe she's even saving our lives right now.

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#2 - alimais (03/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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Some interviews

Natalia Poklonskaya's interview for lifenews with english subtitles
0:38 - 0:40 :3333

Natalia Poklonskaya's speech with english subtitles
has subtitles
User avatar #6 - nazo (03/20/2014) [+] (106 replies)
Why is everyone so ******* interested in this woman?
#14 to #11 - alimais (03/20/2014) [-]
Be :
>looks/talks cute/beautiful
>smart
>capable
>uniform
>highrank
>acutally exists
I think it is one hell of a mix
#35 - wamegor (03/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
she is so cute, HNNNGGG
she is so cute, HNNNGGG
#7 - vpngtn (03/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#3 - hudspud (03/20/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Stare at her for a good couple of seconds, she isn't that attractive. She is pretty good looking but not nearly attractive enough for every single person on the internet to gouge out their eyes with the boners the second they see her.
User avatar #5 to #3 - exclamation (03/20/2014) [-]
She looks tired. This whole situation must be running her bonkers.
User avatar #61 - assrocket (03/21/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I know this woman's an oddity.
She's clever, ******* pretty, capable, and in a high-ranking position. So I understand that people are talking about her. They have good reason to.

But the level of adoration shown for her here is just creepy.
There's ******* anime parodies of her.
That's shut-in, neckbeard-flavoured creepy.

I hope this dies down quickly, it's like a shrine in here and I don't even have any incense.
I feel really sorry for her in a way I never felt sorry for Boxxy.
#48 - spacepieyum (03/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#18 - deathsn (03/20/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Hey Edgeworthy, what do you think? I actually like Lana better.
Hey Edgeworthy, what do you think? I actually like Lana better.
#54 to #18 - edgeworthy (03/21/2014) [-]
... you know what happened last time you had an relationchip...
... you know what happened last time you had an relationchip...
User avatar #77 - bunt (03/21/2014) [-]
Oh that's really cool because they look absolutely nothing alike
#73 - allinallout **User deleted account** (03/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
wow so just to be clear anyone can get famous as long as their hot and people are looking at them? sounds about right
#79 to #73 - alimais (03/21/2014) [-]
because even basement dwellers get "forced" to care what happens around the world duo to her being the Prosecutor Attorney General.

Also she is smart and very capable in her position
User avatar #55 - nibbero (03/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
This post is edgeworthy !
#59 - edgeworthy (03/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You know, I'm still here.    
And for spoilers:  I'm the chief prosecutor that succeded her.
You know, I'm still here.
And for spoilers: I'm the chief prosecutor that succeded her.
#46 - turtlemensch (03/21/2014) [-]
No opinion one way or the other for anything really, just thought the title "Adviser of Justice" is perhaps one of the best job titles I've ever heard in my life. (pic related)
User avatar #67 - theJackal (03/21/2014) [-]
This women is ******* awsome.
#62 - sedativechunk (03/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
**sedativechunk rolls 71** Dubs and OP has to fly to Crimea and take naked pictures of her in the shower
**sedativechunk rolls 71** Dubs and OP has to fly to Crimea and take naked pictures of her in the shower
User avatar #34 - ronyx (03/21/2014) [-]
She is 33 years old and is the Prosecutor General of Crimea not Ukraine, she also called Ukranian officials "devils from the ashes".
#33 - Womens Study Major (03/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 - leonhardt (03/20/2014) [-]
What if she's the one that drew all the fan-art at the command of Putin to make herself popular and loved by Americans?
User avatar #1 - leonhardt (03/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This meme is going to be run into the ground faster than Putin's cock in her ass.
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