kinder SURPRISE COCKFAG. r/polandball Europeans got jelly of USA so they give them a treat with a special toy inside. A 'murican chokes on the toy and dies and  wah
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Europeans got jelly of USA so they give them a treat with a special toy inside. A 'murican chokes on the toy and dies and USA bans the treat. Europeans now have another awesome thing that Americans can't have. Mission Accomplished.

Tags: wah
got anything illegal, buddy?
then have a nice day, sir.
finally I get to eat Kinder surprise at
home in the good old US of A!
I wonder why they even declared it to
be illegal here.
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Submitted: 12/01/2013
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User avatar #2 - solarisofcelestia (12/01/2013) [+] (15 replies)
For goodness sake America, don't you know those have toys inside them? Doesn't everybody know that?
#4 to #2 - sequel (12/01/2013) [-]
1 kid didn't and he ruined it for the rest of us.
1 kid didn't and he ruined it for the rest of us.
User avatar #22 - redstonealchemist (12/02/2013) [+] (18 replies)
for the record it was a disabled american kid who saw the kinder egg, swallowed it whole without even chewing and then suffocated to death. thus kinder eggs were banned in the usa and the usa is henceforth known to be "too stupid to eat chocolate"
#1 - anonymous (12/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
at least we still get guns
#3 to #1 - sequel (12/01/2013) [-]
'Murica!  						****					 Yeah!
'Murica! **** Yeah!
#46 - imbehindu (12/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #55 to #46 - roliga ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Where can I buy the imaginary weapons from Warhammer 40K? I'd love to know.
User avatar #32 - thephoenix (12/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Europeans get jelly of USA
So we put a giant neon orange container inside chocolate and Americans died. oh yes, we know your weaknesses.
but srsly wat
User avatar #5 - whycanticaps (12/01/2013) [-]
why go all the way to Europe when they could just cross the border into Oh Canada and get them?
#58 - vegituh (12/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
we still have wonder balls
#65 to #61 - teamrocketninja (12/02/2013) [-]
Im sorry, but Duke Nukem is definitely not a European.
User avatar #42 - mymiddleleg (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If Americans did't ram everything into their mouths without thinking maybe they wouldn't be banned
User avatar #21 - temporalguardian ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
SURPRISE *********** !

Yes I just clicked everything i can
User avatar #17 - lyiat (12/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Oh for ***** sake... We didn't goddamn ban them because people choked on them. The law that bans food with non-edible materials inside dates back to 1938, Kinder Surprises didn't come out until the 70's! The only reason it's still banned is because not enough people in this country care enough to cause a stink about it!
#80 - anonymous (01/01/2014) [-]
F**K 'Murica!
#66 - teamrocketninja (12/02/2013) [-]
Oh the rage caused by simple chocolate eggs.

By the way, you can get them in the US, you just need to know where to look. Try strange ass ethnic type markets.
User avatar #59 - richardastley (12/02/2013) [-]
I remember I used to get right ******* pissed off on Christmas morning when I'd eat a Kinder Surprise and find a ******* wooden train inside. Like seriously, the whole point is to get to build a ******* toy.
User avatar #51 - badsamaritan ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
To be honest they aren't that tasty. The surprise is almost as bad as the prize in a box of craker jacks. Stick to kids meals, much much better prize, you cannot believe the Pokemon and yugio cards I got as a child.
#49 - idontlikethisname (12/02/2013) [-]
Feed Nuclear Bombs to children, no WW3.
#47 - destineddeity (12/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Ameri-fag here

Reporting in with Kinder Chocolate.
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User avatar #15 - ThatFuckingGuy (12/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Would be funny last year.
Yeah but now they're legal so it's not.
User avatar #14 - butteryweiner (12/02/2013) [-]
I snuck kinder eggs in from Canada. Best chocolate ive had in a while **** godiva
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