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User avatar #3 - prototypedaytona (11/16/2013) [-]
Why is Serbia killing everyone?
User avatar #8 to #3 - thechosentroll (11/16/2013) [-]
Because it's Servia.
#16 to #3 - anon (11/16/2013) [-]
I also don't get it. If it were some of the countries we had a war with i would. And one more thing what's with the eye patch ?! but all in all Serbia mentioned... pride and what not
User avatar #30 to #16 - serotonin (11/16/2013) [-]
position of national ablem on flag is such that it covers one ‚‚‚eye‚‚ so they put draw it as an eyepatch (and its badass)
#29 to #16 - trickstyle (11/16/2013) [-]
Eyepatch is Kosovo
User avatar #14 to #3 - mysticado (11/16/2013) [-]
That's the reputation they have in the world after doing those monstrous things in the 90s.
User avatar #15 to #3 - pajsor (11/16/2013) [-]
Because Serbia does genocides and starts world wars.. I don't understand how come you didn't hear of this already.
#18 to #15 - anon (11/16/2013) [-]
One person was the last drop and the war started and to blame the whole country is kinda unfair. And we started one out of two so... The person who was the last drop was a Bosnian Serb, and now Bosnia is it's own country so if you need to blame someone blame them. Genocide was part of the war, but yeha it is still genocide so i will give you that.
User avatar #19 to #18 - pajsor (11/16/2013) [-]
Trust me on this one man, I'm Serbian myself I genocide and start world wars daily
User avatar #12 to #3 - serotonin (11/16/2013) [-]
Maybe because we dont have a halloween so its thinks that those are real monsters? (going for the head fits in nicely)
#4 - xtnega (11/16/2013) [-]
New Zealand mentioned: Swell with pride
#9 to #4 - benstillerphaqqot (11/16/2013) [-]
I've been waiting for this moment.
I've been waiting for this moment.
#23 - omegat (11/16/2013) [-]
Curved. Swords.
User avatar #1 - fightforfate ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
yay new zealand!
User avatar #11 - serotonin (11/16/2013) [-]
I am Serbian and this text is totally confusing me. It took me several minutes to understand what the hell he is saying.

Also number of polandball comics with Serbia pleases me
#20 to #11 - mayoroftownsville (11/16/2013) [-]
Well, you've accomplished a disproportionate number of things in spite of your small size, like starting World War I and the Bosnian genocide.
#21 to #20 - serotonin (11/16/2013) [-]
Ah, yes. Fun times   
   
You hold me at disadvantage. Please do share where are you from
Ah, yes. Fun times

You hold me at disadvantage. Please do share where are you from
#24 to #21 - mayoroftownsville (11/16/2013) [-]
The United States
#25 to #24 - serotonin (11/16/2013) [-]
I tought as much.
#26 to #25 - mayoroftownsville (11/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, we 'Murricans always point out historical facts. We're real faggots like that. Oh no... the urge... it overtakes me... SERBIA HAS NEVER WON THE OLYMPICS IN BASKETBALL! Oh god, I'm so sorry... I couldn't help iCROATIA HAS A BETTER BASKETBALL HISTORY THAN YOU i'm so sorry I didn't mean it
#28 to #26 - serotonin (11/16/2013) [-]
Accuse us of genocide. That is fine.
But CROATIA HAVING BETTER BASKETBALL HISTORY!? ALL THE RAAAAAAGEEEEE....oh, wait no. No rage. Sorry
User avatar #33 to #25 - comexx ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
Just for you that wonder what does Serbia say in that comic: Serbia says "Hey cheeseburger!"
User avatar #27 to #11 - johnnybtrollin (11/16/2013) [-]
GRIGOR HAVE YOU OF REMOVED DAILY KEBAB THIS DAY?
#32 - admiralshepard (11/16/2013) [-]
Great job Serbia, now all you have to do is go bury them in a mass grave and rape their women and children, just like Bosnia you slavic, mass murdering, rapist, piece of **** .

I hope the memories of our F-16's still make you toss and turn at night.
#42 to #32 - markonj (11/16/2013) [-]
Tell me, where from are you exactly?
#45 to #32 - anon (11/16/2013) [-]
#46 to #32 - anon (11/16/2013) [-]
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#58 to #32 - awesomanium (11/16/2013) [-]
Thank you, oh kind American, for teaching me the peaceful American ways.
You guys have never committed genocide or raped anyone ever?
Right?
Riiiight?
In all seriousness, I've never met a Serb proud of what happened in that war, and I am a Serb, although I do live in England and have for my whole life.
User avatar #34 to #32 - strallee (11/16/2013) [-]
What are you talking about? It was war, they killed us, we killed them. I really hate stupid Americans talking about things they know nothing about.


America bombed us for no reason, and we destroyed your "invisible" plane. Not so invisible, huh?
User avatar #35 to #34 - admiralshepard (11/16/2013) [-]
Haha, okay, keep telling yourself that the hundred thousand Bosniaks that you executed were a result of "war". Oh, and don't forget the near fifty thousand women that you raped ranging from ages 12-60 in an attempted act of "psychological warfare".

Also, why do you act like shooting down one F-117 is such an accomplishment? Is it a coping mechanism for dealing the incredible amount of military infrastructure that American, German, French, and British aircraft obliterated during Operation Deliberate Force?
User avatar #57 to #35 - pajsor (11/16/2013) [-]
There was a big campaign to discredit Serbia and Russia in the USA and in the West
And that F117 was shot thanks to some modifications Russia sent us to help us, this modification literally includes putting in a big metal box inside a 30 year old anti-aircraft system. It's impressive that such an old piece of equipment was able to bring down the state-of-art stealth aircraft.

Let me tell you a story
I am a Bosniak Serb (was about 7 at the time), I was there when **** went down, one day suddenly there were gunshots. After a week or two explosions and gunsots became kind of background noise, then one day Arkan came from Serbia, (the dude who commited horrible crimes), in just two days it all stopped and it was peaceful once more. Heck he probably even saved my life. And that's it.
It's just war. You guys destroyed and conquered Serbia (yes I think we are under occupation right now), you split our land, funded terrorist albanians to continue to screw decent people over. And why? To liberate us you say, which is crap of course. We all know NATO's final goal is Russia and it's riches, the western "liberalizations" of countries is crawling closer and closer to Russia. Serbia is like a little Russia on the Balkans. You just didn't like that.
Also the economy you destroyed (including vacuum cleaner factories and such which you claimed produced weapons) took even more lives that the entire actual war.
30k people leave Serbia yearly because it's ****** (because of economic consequences of war)
Which is why I will emigrate to Canada.
I don't get the hate, I don't hate USA for doing what it did. Hate the war not Serbs.
#47 to #35 - anon (11/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #37 to #35 - strallee (11/16/2013) [-]
As I said, stop talking about **** you don't know nothing about.
They executed us, we executed them. And that was a long time ago. Fifty thousand women raped? Oh, I like how the media wants us to be the bad guys. We did not rape them, we killed a lot of them, but did not rape them.
Those things you speak of, were all in the name of our ****** up goverment.
Why can't you just mind your own business, and not jump in every single war? You know nothing about our history, nothing!
And we were not the one to start it all.
User avatar #39 to #37 - admiralshepard (11/16/2013) [-]
I'd love to carry on this cheery conversation, but I've got other things to do with my day.
User avatar #38 to #37 - admiralshepard (11/16/2013) [-]
Hey man, I'll admit that we have a bad habit of jumping into other peoples affairs, but it takes a lot to bring the fist of NATO down upon something.

Don't tell me that I known nothing, it's pretty dam difficult to argue with the corpses of children that are still being unearthed to this very day. What you did was not an act of war, it was outright murder.

You're country is responsible for the largest Genocide in Europe since the Holocaust, you can't paint that as "they killed us, we killed them." It was a crime against humanity, it was monstrous.

I hold nothing against you, but I've heard Serbians boast about the "ass kicking that we gave those ******* muslims". It's ******* sickening, and it makes my stomach turn.
User avatar #40 to #38 - strallee (11/16/2013) [-]
Bad habit? You do it all the time, every single time. Most of the times there are no reasons behind that.

But you don't know. There are many corpses of Serbian children. What we did to them, they also did to us.

That is a little bit to much.
User avatar #41 to #40 - trollvista (11/16/2013) [-]
Yes, we obviously did that. My family and i grew up in Bosnia. How would we have fought a war when we didn't even have a military. It was mass genocide, towards Bosnia, Serbia fought Croatia and most of Yugoslavia, but genocide Bosnia, because we were the weakest. Serbia was power Hungary so they did bad things, and **** , that was history, but that happened almost 20 years ago. BTW Serbs are nice people now a days, so don't say im bashing on them.
#49 to #41 - anon (11/16/2013) [-]
>power Hungary

I love slavs.
User avatar #54 to #40 - azumeow (11/16/2013) [-]
Sorry man, but international courts and intelligence agencies have ALL agreed that the Serbians and Croats were the major perpetrators of war crimes during the war.

However, the Croats were the one who did it on a regular basis and had actual designs or plans for ethnic cleansing. The Serbian government was found (by the ICJ) only to have neglected to stop the acts of genocides and failed to punish those responsible.

On the rape charge? Yes, that happened, and yes, it was the Serbs. Sorry, you lost that one. That one was determined by the ICTY.

The numbers? 45 Serbs, 12 Croats, aaaaannnddd...4 Bosniaks were convicted of war crimes. Four. ******* . Bosniaks. Four.

You're wrong buddy, and the entire international community, not just NATO, agrees on that one.
#48 to #38 - anon (11/16/2013) [-]
All this from an American

**** Yeah!
User avatar #59 to #35 - pajsor (11/16/2013) [-]
During 99 our Army suffered minimal losses,they didn't fight they run and they were hiding. There were praises from american military academies where they study Serb strategies during 99. It was a guerrilla style strategy ,shoot at aircraft and run.
Serbs also shot down all 10 (or so) Apache choppers americans sent. SERB STRONK

Here is one interesting thing: Serbs would leave barrels filled with water during the day they would warm up (it was summer) and stay warm during the entire night fooling heat seeking rockets. This barrel was inside a tank decoy, so americans naturally fired at those things quite often. And some real AA guns were put on residential buildings in an effort to discredit americans... if they attacked the said AA system, they would have to kill like 300 civilians with it. One was on the top of my building where I lived (We to Belgrade from Bosnia to escape the war FML), but thanks to the communists who made apartment blocks out of reinforced concrete, and with well equipped atomic bomb shelter (which I spent the war in) I felt quite safe, despite the occasional loud (loud as ass) bangs. It was a big shelter all my friends were there, so we socialized and played pokemon on someones gba, while NATO was liberating us. We feared NATO would target the trafo station near my apartment complex and "accidentally" hit us while targeting it, as they often "accidentally" hit civilian targets. (look it up on wikipedia) Also I didn't have school and I played soccer all day every day, bosniaks burned my old house down. Can never go back there.
Thankfully I survived. etc now I'm cute and sex
This story is my first hand perspective, I don't know what Arkan did to bosniaks, I know there was a genocide, but they also saved a lot of serbs in the process, including me and my family.
War has many perspectives my friend and none are entirely right, especially yours, war is horrible and you have no right to blame anyone for anything. Especially an entire people.
#53 to #32 - neznanc **User deleted account** (11/16/2013) [-]
The ignorance, it hurts... People like you are the reason everyone hates Americans. Stop sticking your nose in things you don't and will never understand because you never had to experience war in Yugoslavia and it's consequences. But what pisses me most is that this comes from a citizen of a country that killed hundreds of thousands of people in the name of "war on terror", and violent search of natural resources. Plus many more people were indirectly killed in USA-backed coup d'etats in countries that weren't loyal to merican government. And now ask yourself who the real killer country is.
User avatar #43 to #32 - nervaaurelius (11/16/2013) [-]
Why do you hate serbia so much?
#44 to #32 - anon (11/16/2013) [-]
Honestly, I don't give a **** about happened in the past. If you take a closer look, EVERYONE committed some kind of violence on others and had it called genocide; Americans on Indians, Japanese on Chinese, Nazis on Jews, Turks on Serbs. What do you call the thing the Americans are doing to the Middle East. "War on terror"? That's just another word for genocide. So shut up and keep getting fat, American neckbeard
#61 to #44 - anon (01/18/2014) [-]
Oh please, the US didn't cause a genocide on people in India. Learn the proper racial terms, you subhuman libtarded **** .
User avatar #55 to #32 - pajsor (11/16/2013) [-]
I am Serbian and I can confirm this, I rape and murder children and genocide people daily, I also start world wars, it's our national hobby. Get with the times people.
Also
REMOVE KEBAB


#60 to #55 - budva (11/16/2013) [-]
remove kebab indeed
#6 - mondprinzessin (11/16/2013) [-]
i understand this
User avatar #2 - wottafella (11/16/2013) [-]
Why would Serbia be taking part in Halloween?
User avatar #36 - nochetriste (11/16/2013) [-]
It ******* confused me at first! I tried to read it in Russian.
#52 - kves (11/16/2013) [-]
free entry for serbs
#10 - krasnogvardiech (11/16/2013) [-]
New Zealand mentioned.
#50 to #10 - anon (11/16/2013) [-]
you got totaled by mexians hahaha
#7 - caecus ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
**** yes... More New Zealand... Pride.
User avatar #51 - wotterpatch (11/16/2013) [-]
was this posted using internet explorer?
halloween was a while ago
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#22 - xelaalex ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
For those who don't know, people from New Zealand are often referred as kiwis.
#17 - anon (11/16/2013) [-]
What Serbia said here transcripted by a Serbian, offended but why the hell not.
Djege sfme iumber ffur.
Did number five.
Shndt the hell is tndt?

It was confusing.
#13 - Loppytaffy (11/16/2013) [-]
No one does halloween quite like Hetalia.
(also we get a **** tonne of new countries like Madolva)
#5 - yoshiware (11/16/2013) [-]
Night slash anyone?
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