reminds me of the online gaming days when we used names like jäGER which means hunter but that ger onviously tells you i'm from germany or metzGER which is german for butcher and so on
I like this comic, but let you help a bit with what you did for german... let me show you how you could do it better...
We are se only survivors! We
haben no wasser, no food and it
be of months bevor someone
kann find us! Was shall we tuen?
As explanation the germans often have difficulties saying "th" and so we say our sound of s.
"Haben" is just the right term in such a sentence, we would not use our own words wrong. xP
"bevor" is actually the german word for before and it is actually pronounced same, so that makes no sence :/
"Was shall we tuen" sounds just as the proper german sentence "Was sollen wir tuen" and fits great in this.
The sentence in the last frame is just bad to make it as a german would do while leaving it as an american could understand it :/
I would go with "America, hast you any ideas?" but still it's confusing if you do not know that german word.