Aight kid, welcome to lockup, or as I like to call it: "Assfuck city".
I' m gonna give you the basic rundown
of how things work here. Follow me.
Name' s USA by the way. They say
Tourtured someone, but don' t believe P ' t?
any of that bullshit. Freedom. A: "
That' s the Aryan Nation. If they sense even a hint of
weakness from you, they' re gonna fuck you in the ass.
These guys are the Asian Connection.
From time to time, they' re gonna dress you up like a girl
and force you to sing karaoke.
If they don' t like your performance,
they' re gonna fuck you in the ass.
Then you' got the Africans. They believe
that fucking someone in the ass cures aids.
If they catch you by yourself they' re gonna,
you guessed it, fuck you in the ass.
All right kid, here' s your cell.
Not gonna lie to you: lately I' gotten pretty deep into the whole
assfuck scene myself. So, I' m probably gonna fuck you in the ass.
The general point I' m trying to get across here is that
from now on, your daily life is mainly going to revolve
around getting fucked in the ass. Capisce?