Rome and Romania. Source: r/polandball. I proud ofyou spreading roman blood and fear around Europe! You of keeping lath: spirit alive! lofl) I offroad, sot: Hey
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Rome and Romania

Source: r/polandball

I proud ofyou spreading roman blood and
fear around Europe! You of keeping lath:
spirit alive!
lofl)
I offroad, sot:
Hey deddy, the one who
trolly kept into lath: spirit
and didit get impure into ti,
Forget him, you into shade vodka
party vith mother Rosie now, ?
Don' t trust him, he
is slash eastern
traitor, he Cant into
lath: power
iii/ iii,
I of dissapoint,
...
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Submitted: 11/08/2013
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#2 - gerfox (11/09/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Latin countries? Spreading fear throughout Europe? Wut? My uncle used to say when I was young and discussed history with him; "When the last Roman died, the Italians climbed down from the trees."
#6 - angryjewman (11/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
holy fuck you guys suck at grammar,,,,,,,, *cough* RETARDS *cough*
#7 to #6 - aslypancake (11/09/2013) [-]
that'sthejoke.jpeg
#23 - ttubkcid (11/09/2013) [-]
Gather round my children and let me tell you a story about the Romanian language. The Romanians come from the fusion of Romans with Dacians, who inhabited the land between the Danube, Carpathians and The Black Sea since forever. After king Burebista got their shit together they became such great soldiers that they were well known for their bravery (They also mourned when a baby was born and partied when someone died because that meant that the defunct left a world of wars and teeth decay to go in the afterlife where there's bliss and happiness and shit) and it took the Romans more than 6 years to conquer them (and not fully on top of that, since there still were free Dacians), including that one time when the Dacian king Decebal straightforwardly told the Latins to fuck off if they cared for their lives and that one time when he dressed logs in Dacian armor and put them on a hill to resemble an army and the Romans actually bought it.   
Fast forward a couple of hundreds years later, there were Dacian units in the Roman army. One day during a campaign against some nomad tribes the food of a soldier fell off his donkey and to warn him another soldier said in their mother language : "Torna, torna, fratre!" which translates to "Go back, go back, brother!" in Protoromanian. That guy didn't hear it, but other soldiers did and they thought it was a  retreat order. As there was no noticeable threat nearby everyone lost their shit and ran back to the camp.   
 So basically the first sentence ever in Romanian made an entire army shit their pants and run away.   
   
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Gather round my children and let me tell you a story about the Romanian language. The Romanians come from the fusion of Romans with Dacians, who inhabited the land between the Danube, Carpathians and The Black Sea since forever. After king Burebista got their shit together they became such great soldiers that they were well known for their bravery (They also mourned when a baby was born and partied when someone died because that meant that the defunct left a world of wars and teeth decay to go in the afterlife where there's bliss and happiness and shit) and it took the Romans more than 6 years to conquer them (and not fully on top of that, since there still were free Dacians), including that one time when the Dacian king Decebal straightforwardly told the Latins to fuck off if they cared for their lives and that one time when he dressed logs in Dacian armor and put them on a hill to resemble an army and the Romans actually bought it.
Fast forward a couple of hundreds years later, there were Dacian units in the Roman army. One day during a campaign against some nomad tribes the food of a soldier fell off his donkey and to warn him another soldier said in their mother language : "Torna, torna, fratre!" which translates to "Go back, go back, brother!" in Protoromanian. That guy didn't hear it, but other soldiers did and they thought it was a retreat order. As there was no noticeable threat nearby everyone lost their shit and ran back to the camp.
So basically the first sentence ever in Romanian made an entire army shit their pants and run away.

Gif is unrelated
#9 - alphahacker (11/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#11 - anonymous (11/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Seriously the polanballs are funny. Yes

But tha grammar keeps me from enjoying them to the fullest.

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User avatar #26 to #11 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
No, the bad grammar is part of the joke. Any country that doesn't have English as a native language is supposed to use bad grammar.
User avatar #16 - whiplasher (11/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Most people don't realise that the Romanian language is very, very similar to Latin, and only bears a slight similarity to Russian. We just borrowed a few words from Russian.
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User avatar #28 - spamspamspamspam (11/09/2013) [-]
those characters are dumd its just random color balls
#3 - anonymous (11/09/2013) [-]
Romanian fairytale....
User avatar #1 - nervaaurelius (11/09/2013) [-]
Lot of Romanian posts today. Must say though Romanian women are beautiful.
User avatar #29 - cyphertwentyone **User deleted account** (11/09/2013) [-]
If I remember my history correctly, weren't they ruled by the Turks for awhile?
#17 - anonymous (11/09/2013) [-]
These comics are never funny
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