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Religion. r/polandball (Medibee) Fun Fact : Jan 26 is Australia Day. ABRAHAMIC Judaism Your grandfather' s religion Chopped dick and no pork is way I like it! C

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Fun Fact : Jan 26 is Australia Day

ABRAHAMIC
Judaism
Your grandfather' s religion
Chopped dick and no pork is way I like it!
Christianity
Judaism 2: Electric Boogaloo
Dude!
Our dude died on a cross!
A ******* cross!
******* rad!
Islam & tiv/
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Submitted: 01/26/2014
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#27 - aakn (01/26/2014) [-]
op is a
User avatar #108 to #55 - GShock ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
Is it bad that I know the artist?
#109 to #108 - sequel [OP](01/27/2014) [-]
Is this also from the same artist?
#111 to #109 - GShock ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Yup.
Yup.
User avatar #2 - gorgannan **User deleted account** (01/26/2014) [-]
But mormons aren't polygamists.

So much misinformation.
#9 to #2 - anon (01/26/2014) [-]
it used to be.
User avatar #7 to #2 - butterypie (01/26/2014) [-]
They're also Christians.
User avatar #12 to #7 - Tusura (01/26/2014) [-]
Up until the worshipping the cross part.
User avatar #18 to #12 - gorgannan **User deleted account** (01/26/2014) [-]
Christians don't worship the cross. They just have it as a reminder of what they believe Jesus did for them.

It is definitely not a requirement to be Christian.
User avatar #26 to #18 - Tusura (01/26/2014) [-]
Mormons like to think of it as celebrating jesus' life, rather than his death, so they don't use the cross.
His whole life was dedicated towards the "atonement", not just his martyrdom and sacrifice of death.
#70 to #26 - gorgannan **User deleted account** (01/27/2014) [-]
My god, you actually know your stuff. I was raised LDS and I've noticed literally 100% of the stuff on this website about them is false. "I heard X about Mormons from an anti Mormon website. I'm not as biased as you, someone who is no longer a member of their church." Nice to see someone who's not spouting something they heard from a friend of a friend online.
User avatar #71 to #70 - Tusura (01/27/2014) [-]
I too was raised Mormon, so I'm fairly "in the know" of the religion, as well as many others.
User avatar #29 to #7 - steppeden (01/26/2014) [-]
No, mormons are not christians. They use christian terms, but it is completely different religion.
User avatar #72 to #29 - gorgannan **User deleted account** (01/27/2014) [-]
>Christian
>Specific religion

Pick one. Christian is any religion that believes Christ is the savior of man.
User avatar #88 to #29 - studmaster (01/27/2014) [-]
SO are you telling me "the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints" don't believe in Jesus Christ?
#15 to #2 - italianchef ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
it was allowed until the government wouldnt make utah a state without them dropping that part
it was allowed until the government wouldnt make utah a state without them dropping that part
User avatar #17 to #15 - gorgannan **User deleted account** (01/26/2014) [-]
It wasn't intended to be a forever thing. It was to get going while they settled in Utah. I'm also assuming there were a lot more women then men if that was going on.
User avatar #24 to #17 - reginleif (01/26/2014) [-]
>It wasn't intended to be a forever thing.

C'mon man isn't it way to convenient that both events just HAPPENED to occur at the same time?

#65 to #24 - salsawin (01/27/2014) [-]
Bear in mind that polygamy wasn't unheard of in the USA at the time that the Mormons started out west. Bear in mind further that when they headed to Utah, there were disproportionately more women than men.
User avatar #87 to #17 - studmaster (01/27/2014) [-]
yep because over 500 LDS (mormon) men enlisted in the Army in the war against Mexico. Also this was right after we were driven to the west after having a conflict with the State of Missouri resulting in what is called "The Mormon War" causing the residence to flee resulting in the death of around 300-400 members
User avatar #25 - reginleif (01/26/2014) [-]
inb4 Mormons are Christian.

inb4 Im Muslim and.....

inb4 Gaben is our lord and savior.

inb4 inb4 response.
User avatar #84 - brrigg (01/27/2014) [-]
lol Judaism 2: electric boogaloo.

and that right there is where i lost my **** .
User avatar #85 to #84 - supername (01/27/2014) [-]
Would you like help finding it? Perhaps the toilet, sewer, perhaps it never even left out your rectum and you just don't realize. I have done that with keys and glasses, sometimes they are just in my pocket or on my head and I forgot.
User avatar #86 to #85 - brrigg (01/27/2014) [-]
no man, i looked, like, everywhere! and i swear i left it right here!
User avatar #89 to #86 - supername (01/27/2014) [-]
hmm... you know they say if you love something set it free except money that will never come back so lock that thing down with the forse of mighty putty and duct tape. , if it comes back it is yours if it does not then it was never yours in the first place. Maybe your **** doesn't love you or it wanted to see the world, fertilize it make something of its ****** existence. You should be happy for ******** and maybe it's time to move on let your bowels provide you a new **** one that wants to stay. But remember **** will always be **** and you two will always have shared something special, don't forget about him despite the new ***** you take. So like a fart let **** go where the wind blows him. And may you never **** like the penutbitter shat.
User avatar #90 to #89 - brrigg (01/27/2014) [-]
farewell **** , may the farts be ever at your back.
User avatar #91 to #90 - supername (01/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, and good luck finding your **** .
User avatar #92 to #91 - brrigg (01/27/2014) [-]
this is my favorite conversation ever.
User avatar #93 to #92 - supername (01/27/2014) [-]
I enjoyed this conversation myself it was deep **** .
User avatar #94 to #93 - brrigg (01/27/2014) [-]
you're the **** .
User avatar #95 to #94 - supername (01/27/2014) [-]
We're the ****
#21 - LocoJoe (01/26/2014) [-]
I smell heresy. Worship the murder cube you filthy hippies!
#31 to #21 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (01/26/2014) [-]
What the ********* is that.
User avatar #32 to #31 - whycanticaps (01/26/2014) [-]
it's the murder cube
#33 to #32 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (01/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 to #21 - Sethorein (01/26/2014) [-]
reminds me of the Kabah
User avatar #83 to #21 - studmaster (01/27/2014) [-]
I am the Borg. Resistance is futile.
#42 - mormon (01/26/2014) [-]
What is up with funnyjunk and mormons these past 2 weeks. 35 different times mormons and polygamy has been asked about. Only 12 or less being today!
Why is it such a redundant and incorrect topic?
#78 to #42 - lolfire (01/27/2014) [-]
Because you lot believe in Morman Jesus
Because you lot believe in Morman Jesus

You Can't Touch Mormon Jesus
#98 to #78 - mormon (01/27/2014) [-]
That old "Mormon" movie is a spoof/parody/falsification.
It wasn't produced or developed under the LDS church at all. Mormons who haven't been on the internet profusely enough to have heard of Mormon Jesus don't understand anything talked about in that movie.
User avatar #46 to #42 - guywithguitar (01/27/2014) [-]
Because no one knows what Utah is
#101 - frostedmuffins (01/27/2014) [-]
I lost it at "Bibly".
I lost it at "Bibly".
#53 - anon (01/27/2014) [-]
I see what's wrong with THEIR polygamy, but I don't see what's wrong with polygamy in general. Believe it or not, there ARE people in the world that don't mind sharing their partner. Hell, it turns some people on. If a man, a woman, another woman/man wanna get hitched, why the hell does anyone care?

Note: I referring to polygamy where everyone involved is of legal age and they consent without brainwashing. Something which people still seem to agree is still wrong.
User avatar #68 to #53 - renegadesparks **User deleted account** (01/27/2014) [-]
to be honest, I have to agree with you, strange forced marriages like in certain "Mormon" usually strange cults that claim to me Mormon at this point groups and in certain Islamic countries are weird as all hell, I find the idea of someone married to two people as long as it's entirely consensual is fine and yes I do mean both man & 2 women as well as woman & 2 men
User avatar #76 to #53 - skydiving (01/27/2014) [-]
I never understood why people had a problem with it. As long as everyone is consensual, it's really okay. The problem I have with the actual practice is when girls as young as fourteen get married off to old men to be a fifth wife, completely disregarding school and any need or wants of the girl. Then I'm not so keen with that.

I myself actually wouldn't mind having multiple spouses. It's appealing, but unlikely to happen. I do mind when this is done under the law where young people are married off regardless of choice.
User avatar #34 - Sethorein (01/26/2014) [-]
eh... the fedora really is strong with this one... There's satire and there's just being mean spirited...

Ah well... At least you tried.
User avatar #45 to #34 - sequel [OP](01/27/2014) [-]
Not mine.
User avatar #39 to #34 - thewaronbeingcool (01/26/2014) [-]
Insulting religions =/= euphoria.

Insulting religions, claiming religious people are retarded and that atheists are the only intelligent people around is euphoria.
User avatar #40 to #39 - Sethorein (01/26/2014) [-]
so insulting religions just makes you an asshole?
User avatar #41 to #40 - thewaronbeingcool (01/26/2014) [-]
If you like.

But this is the internet. Everything gets insulted.
User avatar #43 to #41 - Sethorein (01/26/2014) [-]
I know. But that doesn't make one any less of an asshole for doing it in poor humour. Btw, I am an atheist.

I feel like that clarification might help me out when inevitable negative attention comes my way for being an oversensitive religifag.
User avatar #44 to #43 - thewaronbeingcool (01/27/2014) [-]
I'm Christian and I found it funny.

You're being offended for other people, which is ******* retarded.
User avatar #54 to #44 - Sethorein (01/27/2014) [-]
yes. Finding it mean when someone insults people of faith is retarded unless you're a person of faith. God forbid you actually have compassion for those who don't subscribe to the same belief system as you.
User avatar #56 to #54 - thewaronbeingcool (01/27/2014) [-]
Being compassionate for others doesn't involve getting bent out of shape over a ******* joke.

Also I just thought I'd remind you that you're not on tumblr right now.
User avatar #61 to #56 - Sethorein (01/27/2014) [-]
I wouldn't call my expression if disdain being "bent out of shape". I didn't appreciate the casual insult being passed off as humour and I stated it. Wasn't raging or anything or making a generalization about society using it as a piece of evidence for a non-existent trend or anything.

Also, not sure what you mean by "you're not on tumblr right now". I didn't say "I'm so done" or anything...
User avatar #63 to #61 - thewaronbeingcool (01/27/2014) [-]
You're acting like a social justice warrior on tumblr, getting offended for someone else's sake.
User avatar #66 to #63 - Sethorein (01/27/2014) [-]
compassion: sympathetic pity and concern for the sufferings or misfortunes of others

I don't appreciate mocking of anyone. It's my opinion that post was made in poor humour. I'm not pretending that my opinion is everyone's opinion. That's why I didn't insult you for your view on the content.

Allow me to imitate the social justice warrior you complain that I exemplify.

LIKE IS THIS FOR REAL?! OMG THIS IS SO STUPID IN THIS DAY AND AGE WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST LEARN TO LIVE AND LET LIVE LIKE OH MY GOD SO DONE WITH THIS

I hope I did a decent job imitating them. Now do you really want to continue saying that my small protest is on the same level of faggotry as their idiocy?
User avatar #69 to #66 - thewaronbeingcool (01/27/2014) [-]
It's not on the same level as their faggotry, but it's in the same category.
#77 - anon (01/27/2014) [-]
Abraham (peace be upon him) preached Islam. He was neither a Jew nor a Christian. Show your proof if ye are truthful. You have not to stand upon anything.
User avatar #79 to #77 - radtroll (01/27/2014) [-]
come on man, I'm a Muslim, it's just a joke relax, everyone knows we treat out bitches right.
User avatar #80 to #77 - mexicandudeinsd (01/27/2014) [-]
theyre all sand monkeys waiting to blow up



hue
#81 to #77 - anon (01/27/2014) [-]
he didn't preach islam, he didn't preach judiasm and he didn't preach christianity. All 3 religions come from him, he didn't preach just one. It's just 3 different versions of the same story that we're all killing each other over for no reason
#10 - mithrin (01/26/2014) [-]
That would be the FLDS who are polygamists. They're the ones who had that whole Warren Jeffs **** .
User avatar #37 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
that is more or less how my dad describes religion

the jew liked the first movie but hate the sequels and deny it's existance since it has another director

the christians love the sequel and think the jews are weird for not accepting it. they also hate the third one above all else

and the muslims acknowledges the first two but think the remake was the best and final end of the triology and deem the christians insane and stupid in not seeing it's splendor

i **** you not, this is how he once told me how religion is in a nutshell

end comment from him? "what i find hilarious is that all three groups would wanna hand me for saying this, hehe"
#30 - mrmask (01/26/2014) [-]
Judaism has been mentioned, swell with gefilte-fish
#22 - anon (01/26/2014) [-]
Where are some quality fanfictions?
I need to know for um scientific reasons
User avatar #35 to #22 - Sethorein (01/26/2014) [-]
fakku is handy
User avatar #75 to #22 - newsuperyoshi (01/27/2014) [-]
I used to be on Fanfctiondotnet and found some decent gems, I've found a bit more on a site that due to what it's purpose is, I can't tell you in public though. If you want, I'll give a PM with it.
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