Oh, Canada. r/polandball. My National anthem is getting old I should write a new one... I' m the second largest country on this planet Earth.' As long as Russia
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Oh, Canada

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My National anthem is getting old I
should write a new one...
I' m the second largest
country on this planet
Earth.'
As long as Russia keeps on shrinking then I' ll soon be liest!
1980
1992
As long as I keep Quebec
The USA has tanks, and Switzerland has banks.
They can keep them, thanks. They Just don' t
amount.'
cause when you get down
You Fatt out what the truth is, it isn' t
what you do with it.
It' s the size that counts.'
Most people will tell you that Trance is pretty large
tft
But you can put Fourteen Frances into this clay of mine!
rm larger than Malaysia.'
Almost as trig as Asia...
We' re bigger than Australia, and it' s a continent.'
so trig we seldom bother to go
see one another, but we often
go to other countries For
vacation...
My mountains are very bounty.
The prairies are not
e res IS trumpy trut, man, do we have a lot!
so stand up and be pound and sing
out very loud'. We stand out from the
crowd ‘cause Canada' s really big'.
...
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Submitted: 07/20/2013
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#120 - daisamanokitsune (08/13/2013) [-]
**** yah canada great health care epic weed and amazing scenery and lol at tiny P.E.I
#107 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [-]
Too bad you can't live in allot of it or your whole nuts fall off.
User avatar #106 - szymonf (07/21/2013) [-]
the new national anthem is hinting at the size of our dick.youre welcome.
User avatar #104 - philliyoMLB (07/21/2013) [-]
Now, I'm not saying there is anything wrong with it, in fact it is perfectly fine, but there is so much Canada pride on the internet.
User avatar #98 - rockerrocksixty (07/21/2013) [-]
the arrogant worms are awesome!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vxDDcTc64c
User avatar #86 - therealrottilargo (07/21/2013) [-]
Sovereign state*
#85 - IMMAFIRINMAHVACCUM (07/21/2013) [-]
I ******* love Canada.
#75 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [-]
Australia a continent? What the heck is New Zealand?
User avatar #80 to #75 - psychosamm (07/21/2013) [-]
a country
#71 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
size matters when determining prison bitches
#70 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [-]
Poor canada. You appear to be forgetting antartica. You'll always be second place....
#76 to #70 - jackknapp (07/21/2013) [-]
Antarctica isn't a country, it isn't owned by anyone.
User avatar #73 to #70 - iamwilldabeast (07/21/2013) [-]
Country =/= continent
#65 - SILENCEnight (07/21/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at glasses ** I didnt read this to a tune. BUt i dont care, Canada kicks ass.
User avatar #61 - failtolawl (07/21/2013) [-]
is this suppose to be funny or are all the nationalistic canadian simpletons thumbing this up?
#59 - bloodynose (07/21/2013) [-]
Canada is really big - The Arrogant Worms
#100 to #59 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [-]
Thank you for posting this because i was going to do it but im glad someone else recognized it
User avatar #64 to #59 - teoberry (07/21/2013) [-]
God I love those guys
User avatar #58 - mikefj ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
#56 - xlxluckyjoexlx (07/21/2013) [-]
MFW I don't know what tune to sing this to.
MFW I don't know what tune to sing this to.
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User avatar #54 - apylon (07/21/2013) [-]
i read this while listening to "oh, Canada" by Claaified
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