Oh, Canada. r/polandball. My National anthem is getting old I should write a new one... I' m the second largest country on this planet Earth.' As long as Russia
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Oh, Canada

My National anthem is getting old I
should write a new one...
I' m the second largest
country on this planet
Earth.'
As long as Russia keeps on shrinking then I' ll soon be liest!
1980
1992
As long as I keep Quebec
The USA has tanks, and Switzerland has banks.
They can keep them, thanks. They Just don' t
amount.'
cause when you get down
You Fatt out what the truth is, it isn' t
what you do with it.
It' s the size that counts.'
Most people will tell you that Trance is pretty large
tft
But you can put Fourteen Frances into this clay of mine!
rm larger than Malaysia.'
Almost as trig as Asia...
We' re bigger than Australia, and it' s a continent.'
so trig we seldom bother to go
see one another, but we often
go to other countries For
vacation...
My mountains are very bounty.
The prairies are not
e res IS trumpy trut, man, do we have a lot!
so stand up and be pound and sing
out very loud'. We stand out from the
crowd ‘cause Canada' s really big'.
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User avatar #3 - threadz (07/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
No wonder everyone one in Canada is so happy and polite. They are constantly having amazing sex
#85 - IMMAFIRINMAHVACCUM (07/21/2013) [-]
I ******* love Canada.
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#13 - swiftarrow has deleted their comment [+] (24 replies)
#30 to #13 - eating (07/21/2013) [-]
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#44 - hunman (07/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I'm in Canada on a vacation atm

It's a really big and neat place

And I freaking love it here
#59 - bloodynose (07/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Canada is really big - The Arrogant Worms
#43 - royoten (07/21/2013) [-]
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#70 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Poor canada. You appear to be forgetting antartica. You'll always be second place....
User avatar #76 to #70 - jackknapp (07/21/2013) [-]
Antarctica isn't a country, it isn't owned by anyone.
#53 - hazardousmx (07/21/2013) [-]
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#56 - xlxluckyjoexlx (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW I don't know what tune to sing this to.
MFW I don't know what tune to sing this to.
#75 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Australia a continent? What the heck is New Zealand?
User avatar #80 to #75 - psychosamm (07/21/2013) [-]
a country
#47 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Why does Quebec look so mad all the time? We're not mad
User avatar #62 to #49 - fondleyou (07/21/2013) [-]
i'm sorry I don't speak separatist.
#40 - deathklokiller (07/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
proud to be Canadian but not that proud to be a Quebecer.
User avatar #9 - turnonthenews (07/21/2013) [-]
"stand up and be pound"

Good lord.
User avatar #7 - chairmanmao (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This post is making me slightly angry
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR1lzpfQXsw
Its just a rip-off of the above song

Have a nice day
#11 - atomicsnowball (07/21/2013) [+] (30 replies)
Proud to be Canadian
Prouder to be a Newfoundlander.
User avatar #17 to #16 - duskmane (07/21/2013) [-]
I'm from Calgary, I just know a lot of newfies. xD
Your accents always crack me up
User avatar #104 - philliyoMLB (07/21/2013) [-]
Now, I'm not saying there is anything wrong with it, in fact it is perfectly fine, but there is so much Canada pride on the internet.
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User avatar #38 - Dialga **User deleted account** (07/21/2013) [-]
God I love the Arrogant Worms... They were one of the funniest satire bands I've ever heard of.
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