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#16 - optimussum (10/20/2015) [-]
wales has competition
#35 to #16 - mordadigsjalv (10/21/2015) [-]
Hawkes Bay - New Zealand
#31 to #16 - electricclover (10/21/2015) [-]
State alters woman's name on driver's license Also gets me
#77 to #31 - deutschblut (10/21/2015) [-]
I like how in America you have the Freedom to have whatever name you want.

But then social security and motor vehicles and so on will tell you they won't accept your name.

Me and my kids all have like 35 character names. Not really all that bad. Just four names.

My favorite is Alexander Siddig, who played Dr. Bashir on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Full name:

" Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abdurrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdul Karim El Mahdi"

One uncle is the Prime Minister of Sudan. The other is Malcolm McDowell!

Lazypedia- en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Siddig

Of course there is Jack Bauer. Played by "Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland"
User avatar #41 to #16 - sphincterface (10/21/2015) [-]
How do you think of a name like that? Did they just smash their face into a keyboard repeatedly and just go with it?
#55 to #41 - pharoc (10/21/2015) [-]
Almost all small towns or villages in Wales is named from a description of it, which sometimes can get slightly out of hand.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch actually translates to "Mary's house in the hollow of the white hazel rapid whirlpool at the church of the red cave." Which, while slightly ridiculous, explains how the name came to be.
User avatar #87 to #55 - sphincterface (10/21/2015) [-]
Wow even then it's a mouthful to say.
User avatar #60 to #41 - trimageryan (10/21/2015) [-]
That's what happens when you're too drunk and trying to name something while ******* a sheep.

Wales is really the worst country and Welsh is by far the most **** language. Come at me sheep ******* .
#65 to #60 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
I love the Welsh accent tbf.
User avatar #89 to #60 - megatrollinator (10/21/2015) [-]
That's not even the longest Single World Place Name in the entire world.
Wanna find the longest, look at New Zealand.
User avatar #90 to #89 - trimageryan (10/21/2015) [-]
Length of the word means nothing. The language being garbage is what we're talking about.
User avatar #81 to #60 - spacekraken (10/21/2015) [-]
Wales is such a bad country it isn't even a country
User avatar #30 to #16 - assdoreponyfucker (10/21/2015) [-]
the slight smirk of his face
User avatar #27 to #16 - thisxshitxisxhard (10/21/2015) [-]
i cant handle how he just rattles the name of there like its nothing
User avatar #29 to #27 - mrpotatofudge (10/21/2015) [-]
i could here his voice tense slightly

the tense that doesnt matter if you **** up

but the tense that if you dont youll look cool as ****
#1 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
denmark have lolland and middelfart, so ehhm
User avatar #58 to #1 - simmen (10/21/2015) [-]
Norway got hell.. which frequently freezes over.
User avatar #62 to #58 - cognosceteipsum (10/21/2015) [-]
Hell is close to where my grandparents live
User avatar #78 to #62 - zaywoot (10/21/2015) [-]
Im sorry for your loss
#20 to #1 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
Også Tarm.......Og sæd balle......Og familie sengen..........Kokager er også en by
#39 to #20 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
Der er en by på Als der hedder Helved
User avatar #2 to #1 - mrshrapnel (10/20/2015) [-]
lordlolland reprot in.
User avatar #3 to #2 - lordlolland (10/20/2015) [-]
Lolland mentioned, swell with sugarbeets and economic depression.
#6 to #3 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
All hail our smoking Queen!
User avatar #7 to #3 - horrusia (10/20/2015) [-]
As one that have lived on Lolland, i have to agree with the economic depression..
User avatar #11 to #7 - lordlolland (10/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, have you seen Maribo lately? Half, if not more of the shops have closed since 2008...
The only large town that is even remotely coping is Saxkøbing, and even then they have lost more than 3 shops.
#22 to #11 - tokko (10/20/2015) [-]
Det eneste som kommer fra Lolland er sukkerroer og hash.
User avatar #63 to #3 - cognosceteipsum (10/21/2015) [-]
Oh and arrogant jingoistic ***** ... Wait, that's all of Denmark...
#72 to #63 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
NÅR JEG SER ET RØDT FLAG SMÆLDE PÅ EN BLANK OG VÅRFRISK DAG
KAN JEG HØRE DET SÆLSOMT FORTÆLLE OM MIN VERDEN, MIT FOLK OG MIN SAG
User avatar #75 to #72 - lordlolland (10/21/2015) [-]
Æhh "Når jeg ser et rødt flag smælde" er ikke en specielt nationalistisk sang Hvilket jeg formoder du gik efter, grundet de mange Dannebrog
User avatar #67 to #63 - lordlolland (10/21/2015) [-]
At lege "Spot Christianitten" er ikke sjovt når du gør det så let.
User avatar #68 to #67 - cognosceteipsum (10/21/2015) [-]
Idk what that is.
User avatar #69 to #68 - lordlolland (10/21/2015) [-]
I said that "Playing "Spot the Christianianite" isn't fun when you make it so easy."
I was referring to your opinion being similar to that of the unwashed hippies of the "Free Town" Christiania.
User avatar #70 to #69 - cognosceteipsum (10/21/2015) [-]
So everyone who doesn't like Danish people in general is a dirty hippie by default. Gotcha.
User avatar #71 to #70 - lordlolland (10/21/2015) [-]
Either that or Swedish, and they are just clean hippies.
User avatar #74 to #71 - cognosceteipsum (10/21/2015) [-]
Neither.
User avatar #4 - bastianjolt (10/20/2015) [-]
And now we wait for the swedistan jokes
#21 to #4 - caprisundewicious (10/20/2015) [-]
Well, seeing as you asked for it...

You don't see this used much anymore
#36 to #32 - ognuggetry (10/21/2015) [-]
pretty sure sweden isnt really tolerant of gays
User avatar #38 to #36 - skeidar (10/21/2015) [-]
wat? They so gay, that even their dicks smell nutella
User avatar #64 to #38 - talpss (10/21/2015) [-]
They're having to choose between gay people and gay hating Muslims.
#46 to #36 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
they are almost as gay as your comment
User avatar #82 to #36 - wtfduud (10/21/2015) [-]
Sweden is the most SJW country of all time, if any country in the world tolerates gays, then Sweden does too.
User avatar #37 to #36 - toxicwarning (10/21/2015) [-]
pfft, what...?
#18 to #4 - lordlolland (10/20/2015) [-]
*Caliphate of New Somalia jokes
#12 to #4 - bismarcksback (10/20/2015) [-]
I am sorry, but kind of not.
#17 to #12 - civilizedwasteland (10/20/2015) [-]
bigger version
#25 - dasbrot ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
#34 - hypex (10/21/2015) [-]
Fun Fact; Hell is located in norway
User avatar #45 to #34 - joppo (10/21/2015) [-]
I have a pic of me next to that sign
#43 to #34 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Another fun fact; If translated from Norwegian to English "hell" translates to "luck".
#44 to #34 - djbz (10/21/2015) [-]
Also, in Southeast Michigan (and surprisingly dull).

And yes, that is Hell... frozen over.
#91 to #44 - madmanransom (11/25/2015) [-]
U think ur clever u cheeki twat?
#33 - steinnlogi (10/21/2015) [-]
A hill in New Zealand
#28 - stroganoff (10/21/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
they can name it whatever they want
because skyrim belongs to the nords
User avatar #56 to #28 - sabcy (10/21/2015) [-]
technically, it still belongs to the falmer.
User avatar #59 to #56 - trimageryan (10/21/2015) [-]
How do you figure? The falmer own nothing. Even the Snow Elves (whom the falmer were created from though atrocities) don't own the land through rite of conquest and through slavery from the Dwemer
User avatar #61 to #59 - sabcy (10/21/2015) [-]
I'm sorry, I said that when I was just waking up.
#51 to #28 - ashampoo (10/21/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#26 - afterdelete (10/21/2015) [-]
When you're in class and asked to pronounce it.
User avatar #53 to #26 - nagafever (10/21/2015) [-]
it's pronounced like the O in faggot
User avatar #83 to #53 - spacekraken (10/21/2015) [-]
false
#84 to #83 - nagafever (10/21/2015) [-]
**nagafever used "*roll picture*"**
**nagafever rolled image** oh right ppl pronounce it fagget these days. faggot with got like in "got milk"
User avatar #86 to #84 - spacekraken (10/21/2015) [-]
correct, though in my head I ended it with an "utt" sound.
User avatar #85 to #84 - nagafever (10/21/2015) [-]
and not ****** "gat milk"
#48 to #26 - tarabostes (10/21/2015) [-]
When you're in class and and afterdelete bends over to pick up her pencil
#57 to #48 - afterdelete (10/21/2015) [-]
What you looking at me for? you perv!
#88 to #57 - tarabostes (10/21/2015) [-]
Y-You too...
User avatar #5 - notisac (10/20/2015) [-]
this is the longest finnish city name i found and its called "Hämeenlinna" i dont find it very long
User avatar #8 to #5 - angelious (10/20/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%84teritsiputeritsipuolilautatsij%C3%A4nk%C3%A4

quite literally typed in äteri in google and it came up
User avatar #9 to #8 - notisac (10/20/2015) [-]
oh i didnt know that i thought this was just a random word
User avatar #10 to #9 - angelious (10/20/2015) [-]
as someone who speaks finnish quite well.

i can assure you its mostly gibberish. i think the only actual words in there are half board...outside of that the rest is gibberish
#54 to #10 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
Jänkä means bog too.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - duvu (10/20/2015) [-]
the ultimate thumbnail
#50 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
You might want to know the story behind the name...

"A pub in Salla was named Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsi-baari after this bog region. According to an anecdote, the owner of the pub tried two different names for it, but both had already been taken. Frustrated, he registered the pub under a name he knew no one else would be using. The pub also had the longest name of a registered commercial establishment in Finland. The bar was in practice known as Äteritsi-baari. The pub was closed in April 2006.

The etymology is not known, although the name has been confirmed as genuine. Other than jänkä "bog", it does not obviously mean anything in Finnish, and was probably never intended to be anything else than alliterative gibberish." -wiki
#66 - deutschblut (10/21/2015) [-]
I want so bad to move to Scandinavia to raise my kids....

Since I am not rich, anyone know where I can get a Somalian passport and a tan?
#52 - devlac (10/21/2015) [-]
Å - home of the man with the world's shortest name AND address. Jo Å, Å. cough7335 JERPSTAD, Norway tho cough

tfw gf is from Å
User avatar #42 - sphincterface (10/21/2015) [-]
I love the Finnish language. It's like listening to an 8 month old baby trying to talk to you.
User avatar #40 - nukethem (10/21/2015) [-]
I live in denmark and this is the most acurate fact that I have ever seen
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