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thank god 2013 is over. o new year means o new start
maybe this year i con go 12 months without someone
leaking all my government secrets
eat.
maybe this year we con hard workings and earn
of respect and monies from western europe
**** off gypsy
maybe this year we con fighting against global warmness
and protect clays from many seo level
maybe this year we con into freedom from evil
oppressive tyrant
maybe this year we con into freedom from evil
oppressive tyrant
scotland dear, would you like
someti
for yuo cataluna
won "s
new year not for month yet
asshore
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Submitted: 12/31/2013
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User avatar #147 - sequel [OP](01/02/2014) [-]
stickied by sequel
Comic made by /u/arrz (reddit)
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User avatar #3 - pokefag (12/31/2013) [-]
I like this.
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#4 to #3 - pokefag (12/31/2013) [-]
This.
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User avatar #56 to #4 - faggotishshit (01/01/2014) [-]
Why does everone think Romanians are gypsies, I live in Romania and .
2+6-*258*-+.23qssxaxz\wsaas-+3a9s552x9w-+xa3xaxaswxasx+96
3+axxawxasxzxc

...Some bastard just tried to steal my keyboard.
On second thought, I reject the aforementined fact. Romanians are gypsies.
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User avatar #62 to #56 - hisokafromlol (01/01/2014) [-]
i know that feel



la mulci ani .
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User avatar #105 to #56 - regdestroy (01/01/2014) [-]
Meanwhile hundreds of bulgarians are unable to post since their keyboards h
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#99 to #56 - anon (01/01/2014) [-]
Yeah...no, shut your whore mouth
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#12 to #4 - SILENCEnight (01/01/2014) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at titled ** I 2 lik dis_
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User avatar #1 - civilizedwasteland (12/31/2013) [-]
China is such an ass whore
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User avatar #97 to #1 - mathematics (01/01/2014) [-]
more like an asstwat.

lol, i just stole your line, jbgotswag!!! bet you're real ******* angry now, eh?!!!
maybe you'll post some more and finally give that asstwat iviagic something to think about.
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#11 - davidteninch ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
I'll be using asshore from now on.
I'll be using asshore from now on.
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#65 to #11 - gerfox (01/01/2014) [-]
But you're not op
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User avatar #8 - strikingeight (01/01/2014) [-]
Seriously though, **** gypsies.
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#5 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (01/01/2014) [-]
I do like how they really show the independence **** about Scotland in this one. The rest of the UK is nothing but nice to them and is pissed off. It annoys me that some Scots feel this way. There up there muttering; "look at those ******* wankers... giving us our own government. Giving us the right to print our own money. Providing financial stability and an army to defend ourselves. Giving us more money than we give back to them, keeping our economy afloat with no threat of financial disaster. What the **** have they ever given us? THEY need us! Not the other way around!" I ******* love Scotland but the people who think that Scotland can survive on their own, unscathed, are wrong. OH! AND they want to keep the bank of England as their national bank. If you're going to **** off, **** off properly. The second you're gone you're ******* foreigners, would we let France use the Bank of England? Italy? The USA? Germany? No, its the Bank for England, Wales, N.Ireland and Scotland. If you leave the Union, its not your bank. Make your own sodding currency and become fully independant!
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User avatar #27 to #5 - nymikemet (01/01/2014) [-]
Its Basically like the illiterate Rednecks in the south in the US
All of the South
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#31 to #27 - anon (01/01/2014) [-]
hill billies are the real problem...
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#52 to #5 - malilk (01/01/2014) [-]
What about all those north sea oil fields that are in scottish waters? Most of that money ends up in westminster. An independent scotland would be quite wealthy because of this.
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User avatar #137 to #52 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (01/02/2014) [-]
I'm not going to claim i know a lot about these oil fields and legal ownership, but i do know this; Scotland does not own the Oil Platforms that drill the oil and there fore cant go barging in when independance is announced. It would take time before any kind of migration between British ownership and Scottish ownership, that is if there ever is one. Do you think Britain would give up their only source of oil Income so easily? Nope. Its not just a case of "There in our waters, there ours!" Politics is a little more complicated than that.
Also, "quite waelthy"? Do you take into account paying for Health care, public services, schools, transport, maintenance, pensions and much more that cost BILLIONS of pounds a year to uphold? Money is pissed away fast when you have standards to maintain.
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#109 to #5 - olamsovik (01/01/2014) [-]
Dont forget the free scania movement in Sweden.
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User avatar #28 to #5 - regaesnhoj (01/01/2014) [-]
Couldn't agree more with you ...

SCOTS: if you vote for independence you are quit literally hanging yourself.
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#26 to #5 - reginleif (01/01/2014) [-]
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England is the national personification of Excalibur. Sure there are benefits like flying and immeasurable power, but it's just not worth hanging around you guys to get them.

I mean you offer the scots free education and I assume healthcare god help you if you offer dental and they still don't want you guys around?

That's like a guy you hire to be your friend quitting!
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User avatar #40 to #26 - snowshark (01/01/2014) [-]
1: You're wrong.
2: That's funny as hell.
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User avatar #29 to #26 - regaesnhoj (01/01/2014) [-]
Scotland are nothing without us. This is just like if Wales suddenly went "right I'm packing my bags and leaving the Union to export nothing but sheep to keep our independent economy going".

All Scotland have is deep friend mars bars and Irn Bru to live on. They can't grow proper crops on 50% of their land either, let alone find places for cattle.

I just don't think the Scottish Nation party have thought this through enough and just to think there's under a year left till the vote :/
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User avatar #32 to #29 - reginleif (01/01/2014) [-]
It still ought to worry England though, it shows weakness to just let the rest of their provinces drop off. Sure Scotland will suffer but the point is that the English will suffer from the lack of close allies, with the breakdown in the importance in the US-UK relations, and the EU trying to lure the UK into closer regulation, it doesn't look so good for you guys either.
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User avatar #33 to #32 - regaesnhoj (01/01/2014) [-]
I think we're just using reverse psychology here .... There's no way Scotland's becoming independent; like I said they need us.

We can't exactly force them not to anyway.
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User avatar #36 to #33 - reginleif (01/01/2014) [-]
Hm, I thought that they still needed your Parliament's permission to leave even if the vote passed.

;/ But if they do, we call dibs on their oil.
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User avatar #37 to #36 - regaesnhoj (01/01/2014) [-]
We own their oil, they can't touch that **** .

It did go through Parliament but that was just procedure, we couldn't actually tell them No.
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User avatar #39 to #37 - reginleif (01/01/2014) [-]
Ooh you sneaky English bastards got to it first. ^^

Ah it's hard to keep track how much of what you guys do is "symbolic" and what is actual law nowadays :p
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User avatar #44 to #39 - snowshark (01/01/2014) [-]
It's not symbolic, it's anachronistic, old ways that were never changed because we never really thought about them. Still, at least we don't have congress.
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User avatar #48 to #44 - reginleif (01/01/2014) [-]
;/ Hey I resent that.

Who the **** am I kidding Congress sucks. >.>

Oh well I'll just fap over some porn and get over it.
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User avatar #41 to #39 - regaesnhoj (01/01/2014) [-]
Yeah ... I'm not English anyway I'm Irish. I just spent most of my life in England.
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User avatar #42 to #41 - reginleif (01/01/2014) [-]
Ah I see. Northern Ireland?
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User avatar #43 to #42 - regaesnhoj (01/01/2014) [-]
Republic ;)
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User avatar #46 to #43 - reginleif (01/01/2014) [-]
Sounds neat.
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User avatar #138 to #29 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (01/02/2014) [-]
You literally just pissed away any intelligent argument we had, good going there dude. Top tip, NEVER insult in an intelligent argument, you look like an idiot.
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User avatar #7 to #5 - damnusername ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
I feel like with very little editing this post could describe the feelings of most canadians about quebec separating. In any event thanks for the facts, it's always interesting to learn more **** .
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#59 to #5 - jaymax (01/01/2014) [-]
I really don't think you're getting a lot of peoples viewpoint in Scotland. Tons of people I know WONT be voting yes, and you're acting like we're inbred incapable monsters from the 12th dimension (No matter our similarities).
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User avatar #6 to #5 - swallowedinthesea (01/01/2014) [-]
As a scot, I thank you cause I have no idea whether to vote for independance or not as I don't really know what the arguments are, and everyone I know is exactly how you have described..
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User avatar #38 to #6 - snowshark (01/01/2014) [-]
Here's a couple of things that you may want to know on that front.

Ireland left the Union. They had the worst debt in the developed world in 2008. This is because their economy was so tied into that of Britain that they simply never adapted to the subtle but crucial sacrifices that come when you leave the union. England is the one that brings in most of the money because of the massive service sector. It was one of the most important financial countries in the world before the crash (I don't know about now but it's still pretty important to the world's economy). Ireland simply didn't have what it took to keep up the pace they were after and recover when they stumbled, siphoning massive amounts of money from the EU just to stay afloat.

Scotland is in a slightly better state than that but as was mentioned it still takes more money from England than it gives back, meaning leaving the UK would be worse off for the country as a whole. Let's not forget that Scotland has been growing it's economy for decades now (since Maggie Thatcher ****** it in the ass) and yet still doesn't have enough to stand on it's own without making a lot of sacrifices.

On top of that, independence would bring it directly into conflict with the UK in terms of everything it does. Rather than getting the shared load that the UK currently has where things are spread out across the kingdom Scotland would lose a lot of contracts, and their business would be put in direct opposition to that of everywhere else in the UK, meaning things would have to become cheaper or standards would have to increase both of which mean more work for less money.

Oh, and Scotland would probably not be a Kingdom either, it would become a republic. The Royal Family bring in approximately £7,000,000,000 every year through tourism, a sum far greater than the £160 million they take in terms of rent for their land. Scotland would lose out and Britain would get richer because of not having to share

It's a losing deal.
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#79 to #38 - oosulley (01/01/2014) [-]
Irishfag here, I kinda take issue with the First bit you said....WE caused our own collapse, based on property bubble.

Though youre right about much else, the country was a total ******** for a good fifty years, until we joined the EU and gladly took all of France, Germany and probably the UKs money to build nice motorways.
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User avatar #135 to #79 - snowshark (01/02/2014) [-]
I'd agree that a lot of the prosperity Ireland faced famed from the borrowing from other countries in the EU but such was caused by the inability to support the economy on their own. However I expect Ireland to be able to eventually be a prosperous country. As much as when they were un the UK... un... as much as they WOULD have been if Ireland were still in the UK now that it is actually taking care of it's constituents? I don't know, we'll have to see.

Still, at least you're not Scotland where a lot of the land mass is unsuitable for farming.
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User avatar #133 to #38 - swallowedinthesea (01/02/2014) [-]
Thank you sir!
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User avatar #136 to #133 - snowshark (01/02/2014) [-]
Just looking out for a Bro from the north. Plus, the Scandinavia club still consider Scotts to be one of their own, so the independence thing is kinda moot so far as the SATW comics go.
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User avatar #30 to #6 - regaesnhoj (01/01/2014) [-]
I see it this way mate. You Scots are lovely people, honestly, but some times you become far too patriotic.

Look, if Scotland becomes independent, imo, it'll screw up like Spain - but a lot worse.

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User avatar #134 to #30 - swallowedinthesea (01/02/2014) [-]
Too many of us think "braveheart" was an accurate adaptation of history...
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User avatar #112 to #6 - scottishpenis (01/01/2014) [-]
Stay with the uk, please vote for that
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#55 - thornberry (01/01/2014) [-]
In other news, the South vows to rise again for the 140th year in a row
In other news, the South vows to rise again for the 140th year in a row
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#67 to #55 - catabm (01/01/2014) [-]
#TYBG
#TYBG
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#73 to #67 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (01/01/2014) [-]
#sorare
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#70 to #67 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #71 to #70 - catabm (01/01/2014) [-]
The greatest*
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#13 - sliferzpwns ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
I love these so much
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#14 to #13 - carcassofgorguts (01/01/2014) [-]
Me too, they always make me smile.
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User avatar #15 to #13 - neonnurse (01/01/2014) [-]
That looks like the face of an electrode that just saw his wife use self-destruct.
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User avatar #54 to #15 - zomitlu (01/01/2014) [-]
Or its face when it was told by its trainer to use self destruct
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#103 - mereu (01/01/2014) [-]
Goddammit, I must say that I'm butthurt.
I'm a Romanian and I've always had a high sense of morality, I always believed that all people should be treated equally no matter their ethnicity, religion or race. But after living all my life surrounded by gypsies I must say I've had it, I hate them more then anything, they are a plague.
But what really bothers me is that everyone calls us Romanians gypsies because of it and they actually believe that we're all like that. They migrated from ******* Asia, they're Indians. When they came here we gave them rights and welcomed them on our land and now we get **** for everything they do. I went to Spain a few years ago and when I told people that I'm Romanian their facial expression changed immediately, I could see the hate in their eyes, some even called me a gypsy. I made me sad and I couldn't believe it. This is what we get for treating people equally.
But that's ok, cause the way things are going, the gypsies are starting to head to western countries and we will get rid of them. And after a few years they will settle in your countries and do the same nasty things they did in our country and then I'm gonna come to your country and call all of you gypsies because you have gypsies in your country. Let's see how you like it.
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User avatar #107 to #103 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
"When they came here we gave them rights and welcomed them on our land and now we get **** for everything they do"

Are those your terms for "we put a collar on their neck and made them our slaves"?

Because, you know, that's what gypsies were up to late 1700s
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User avatar #110 to #107 - mereu (01/01/2014) [-]
Slavery was common at that time, people were taken slaves regardless of race.
We gave the gypsies more rights than any other country has ever given to a minority
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#142 to #103 - rjgnal ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
taci, tzigane!
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User avatar #118 to #103 - lorkhan (01/01/2014) [-]
Please don't send them to Scandinavia, we're busy with *********** and we're losing.
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User avatar #96 - thegothickone (01/01/2014) [-]
I laughed at "asshore" more than i should have.
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User avatar #16 - friendlyanon (01/01/2014) [-]
I brings paella for yuo cataluña

My sides
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User avatar #64 - hokeymon (01/01/2014) [-]
The good thing about a community that is half chinese is that I get to celebrate both new years.
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User avatar #66 to #64 - bakakinji (01/01/2014) [-]
Chinese people tend to be ******* awesome
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User avatar #90 to #64 - herecomesjohnny (01/01/2014) [-]
gotta love the red envelope
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User avatar #22 - plataeiou (01/01/2014) [-]
Wait wait wait, isn't it Basque that wants independence from Spain and not Catalunia?
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#132 to #22 - hairibar (01/01/2014) [-]
We both do. I wonder why Not really, I know exactly why
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#150 to #22 - anon (01/16/2014) [-]
French basques also want it, let them fuse their two ********* into a new country
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#100 to #22 - kingpongthedon ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
Almost all of Spain wants to be independent from Spain.
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#24 to #22 - regaesnhoj (01/01/2014) [-]
They both want independence.

Weird language they have over there .... I speak fluent Spanish I can barely understand it.
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#57 to #24 - hairibar (01/01/2014) [-]
Basque reporting, it's not a latin derivate, no one actually knows were does it come from

It's hard ( ******* verb) but it's cool as **** to know a language no stranger understands
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User avatar #72 to #57 - victhree (01/01/2014) [-]
WHAT DOES THE BASQUE SAY?
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#77 to #72 - ideae (01/01/2014) [-]
EEEEUSKARAAAAAA!
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User avatar #94 to #77 - themongoose (01/01/2014) [-]
I don't think anyone saw what you did there. But I want you to know. I saw it. And it was glorioius.
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#130 to #77 - hairibar (01/01/2014) [-]
Euskalduna haiz?
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#131 to #72 - hairibar (01/01/2014) [-]
******* NOR-NORI-NORK, basically
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User avatar #74 to #72 - victhree (01/01/2014) [-]
God, I just did something terrible...
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User avatar #139 to #57 - plataeiou (01/02/2014) [-]
ATHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETIC!
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#140 to #139 - hairibar (01/02/2014) [-]
No. **** you. It's EERREALAAAAAA
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User avatar #144 to #140 - plataeiou (01/02/2014) [-]
NO FAK U
EUP
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#145 to #144 - hairibar (01/02/2014) [-]
Errealaaa
lolo lolo lolo lolooooo
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User avatar #146 to #145 - plataeiou (01/02/2014) [-]
ATHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETIC
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User avatar #80 to #24 - spainisbad (01/01/2014) [-]
Tens algun problema amb el català, fill de puta?
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#106 to #80 - anon (01/01/2014) [-]
Non comecemos. Viva Galiza ceibe!
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#141 to #106 - hairibar (01/02/2014) [-]
Hell yeah, first time I actually hear that from a galician
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User avatar #119 to #106 - spainisbad (01/01/2014) [-]
Hahahahaahahah
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User avatar #121 to #80 - regaesnhoj (01/01/2014) [-]
Tengo niguna problema con vosotros ... pendejo de puta madre.
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User avatar #124 to #121 - spainisbad (01/01/2014) [-]
Hey, in Spanish double negatives are accepted. More correctly, here would be "No tengo ningún problema con vosotros"
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User avatar #126 to #124 - regaesnhoj (01/01/2014) [-]
Je m'en fou espece de pédé .... no estoy niai.
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User avatar #127 to #126 - spainisbad (01/01/2014) [-]
Don't understand French, sorry.
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User avatar #128 to #127 - regaesnhoj (01/01/2014) [-]
Je.M'en.Tappe.Les.Couilles.
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User avatar #129 to #128 - spainisbad (01/01/2014) [-]
Couilles?
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User avatar #34 to #24 - linktheherooftime (01/01/2014) [-]
That;s very strange.
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User avatar #35 to #34 - regaesnhoj (01/01/2014) [-]
The fact is is that more people in Catalunya speak French than Spanish.
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#68 to #35 - yosephiab (01/01/2014) [-]
That's ******* ******** . Literally everyone in Cataluña speaks spanish (and also "catalán")
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User avatar #81 to #68 - spainisbad (01/01/2014) [-]
*Català
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#84 to #81 - yosephiab (01/01/2014) [-]
It's catalán in my ******* mother tongue a catalá in yours. Don't ******* correct anyone that speask in his language just because you think isn't fair or something like that. Every language name has his translation in every language.
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User avatar #85 to #84 - spainisbad (01/01/2014) [-]
It was bait, calm down. Got the reaction I expected, BTW.
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#86 to #85 - yosephiab (01/01/2014) [-]
Seing your name i doubt In fact, I know that wasn't bait. You just can argue with my argument.
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User avatar #88 to #86 - spainisbad (01/01/2014) [-]
I have my political opinions, but I don't try to forcibly make other people eat them. You have your opinion and I respect. And yeah, I know you were right.
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#87 to #86 - yosephiab (01/01/2014) [-]
Can't*
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User avatar #45 to #35 - linktheherooftime (01/01/2014) [-]
My stepfather was from Mexico and I grew up in a Spanish speaking household, but I know very little Spanish. Of course this might be because the only way he and my mom would communicate is through cursing. Sad thing is I know more Japanese from just anime than 9 years of living in a Spanish household.
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User avatar #47 to #45 - regaesnhoj (01/01/2014) [-]
En serio wéon?

That's crazy ... I'm finding it hard to believe though.
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User avatar #49 to #47 - linktheherooftime (01/01/2014) [-]
Well he didn't really like having me around since I wasn't his kid. He and my mom didn't get along well either, so the Spanish I did pick up was cursing, and the highest I can count to is 30.
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User avatar #10 - hisokafromlol (01/01/2014) [-]
A Bulgarian that lives in Romania reporting in .

Second panel is right .

Happy Newyear !
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#51 to #10 - thedoctorbg (01/01/2014) [-]
awe q sa ibi we
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User avatar #60 to #51 - hisokafromlol (01/01/2014) [-]
щи го сложа .
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User avatar #9 - SognaVetr (01/01/2014) [-]
2nd one is so true it's not even funny anymore.
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#61 - lotengo (01/01/2014) [-]
tis is not accurate. We have no trouble keeping our clay dry, and OP forgot to turn our eyes pink
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User avatar #50 - nyz (01/01/2014) [-]
Seriously though, **** Chechnya
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#149 to #50 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
Still believing Boston was the work of those teenage brats?
Ok lol
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User avatar #75 - kolya (01/01/2014) [-]
Maybe this year romanians and bulgarians will not be considered gypsies anymore by the pussy EU
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#78 to #75 - anon (01/01/2014) [-]
Stop stealing our **** and we might consider it
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User avatar #82 to #75 - amantes (01/01/2014) [-]
Actually, marking January 1st, UK's working restrictions for them expire. Brits must be panicking right about now.
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User avatar #91 - aridfuge (01/01/2014) [-]
"asswhore"... my new swearword for 2014.
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#53 - spunkball (01/01/2014) [-]
What a pile of retarded ******** ...
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